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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
07-29-2011, 02:13 PM
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I suspect he is trying to trick her into mowing his lawn so he can skip out of doing his chores and go fishing instead.
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Yeah I agree. That's probably the reason, I don't think that your daughter would be friends with someone who would do drugs since she's in the care of someone like you.
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
07-29-2011, 05:49 PM
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o really we are just here to mow your lawn that is gross cause mow your lawn means shave your pubic area and if you have mexicans do that you are nasty
i am half mexican and i am pround and being half white is a desgrace cause of people like you
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No capitalization. No punctuation. Multiple spelling errors. Plus, you're a God-hating, half-breed spreading smut on this Godly forum.
Matthew 9:12-13
(12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
(13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
07-29-2011, 06:56 PM
Ooh, this is a tricky subject. He sounds like a strapping young lad, but you really must be careful nowadays to watch out for the dangers of what heathens like to call "smoking the queefer," or sometimes "blazing up a doober," they're both terms for one thing, one very sinful thing: Using products made of industrial hemp! This sinful practice leads kids down the dark and unspeakably blasphemous road of liberalism, and potentially, if he's not quickly mentored on the dangers of using hemp fiber, he may even turn down the road towards becoming a hippie!
Be very careful if he mentions her mowing her lawn again, or especially if he talks about her "bush," as this is referring to her own personal cannabis plant, which will then be used with other kids' plants to weave hemp clothing, probably all while they're giggling and watching disgusting pornographic children's cartoons and indulging in gluttonous amounts of snack foods. Disgusting. You must be vigilant! If you're not careful, he could be snatched up into the tight, wet canyon of SIN!
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
08-27-2011, 01:35 AM
Mari, how is your lawn looking now? I know you've been away for a month or so , so I imagine you've let it go--probably a wild unkempt scragglly mess I guess .
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
09-10-2011, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
I don't mow my own lawn. I pay someone to do it for me. He keeps the edges nice and trim.
No female should mow her own lawn. That's what's Messican'ts are for.
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Dosen't it bother you that mexicans are always touching your lawn. Do men or women mow your lawn? Could a woman even handle mowing a lawn?
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
09-11-2011, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Shela Tansper
Luckily it hasn't got any of these symptoms yet but i have noticed some bald patches appearing so i was thinking about getting some of it re-seeded but i will have to give it a good rake through to rid it of all the dead thatch .
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And fertilzer. It probably need to be fertilized a lot if is in a so bad estate.
I always get mine fertilized when necesary.
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Does it have to be plowed first?
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
11-14-2011, 08:22 PM
[QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;778199]That's revolting. God hates a race-traitor.
what are you trying to say????? i am not being a race traitor i am proud of my race
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
11-14-2011, 10:37 PM
[QUOTE=sntramonte;815562]
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That's revolting. God hates a race-traitor.
what are you trying to say????? i am not being a race traitor i am proud of my race
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How curious you didn't mention what race you are.
Since you didn't mention the white race, that must make you a coon, spic, wop, kraut, joo, or something else equally loathsome, like maybe, french.
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
11-14-2011, 10:44 PM
[QUOTE=HTannor;815617]
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How curious you didn't mention what race you are.
Since you didn't mention the white race, that must make you a coon, spic, wop, kraut, joo, or something else equally loathsome, like maybe, french.
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Not wishing to question my betters, but the French are equally loathsome? I always thought they were hideously loathsome.
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
11-14-2011, 11:05 PM
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Not wishing to question my betters, but the French are equally loathsome? I always thought they were hideously loathsome.
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Well, yes. So what's your point?
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
11-15-2011, 01:54 AM
[QUOTE=sntramonte;815562]
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
That's revolting. God hates a race-traitor.
what are you trying to say????? i am not being a race traitor i am proud of my race
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Are you sassing me young lady?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
11-17-2011, 01:47 AM
[QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;815669]
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Are you sassing me young lady?
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I am just telling you the truth I am sorry if it sounds like I am sassing I have to work on that
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Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" -
11-17-2011, 04:05 AM
[QUOTE=sntramonte;816302]
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I am just telling you the truth I am sorry if it sounds like I am sassing I have to work on that
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