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Hello all! I am new to this website and I came here to share my love of Jesus with other likeminded folk and I think this the perfect place to do so.

My name is Lilly and I was brought to the Lord by my beloved mother who homeschooled me.

My favorite Bible verse is Matthew 10:34 (KJV) "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

I hope I shall be welcomed on these forums and hope to create friendships and fellowship with other believers in our blessed savior!
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Hello all! I am new to this website and I came here to share my love of Jesus with other likeminded folk and I think this the perfect place to do so.

My name is Lilly and I was brought to the Lord by my beloved mother who homeschooled me.

My favorite Bible verse is Matthew 10:34 (KJV) "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

I hope I shall be welcomed on these forums and hope to create friendships and fellowship with other believers in our blessed savior!
Welcome to God's favourite forum, young man!

That's a great verse and one I hold close to my heart: Jesus was no limp wristed panty waist, I'll tell you what!

He will take names when Judgement comes, you can believe it!

I take it you have your husband's permission to post here?

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello! - 06-16-2015, 07:17 PM
Thank you for your kind words! And as I am still unmarried, my father gave me his permissions to post on here
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Default Re: Hello! - 06-17-2015, 02:08 AM
Young lady, didn't you say you were married else where? Also, why are you a Soldier for Christ? Women are meant to birth soldiers of Christ, not be them. We are to be the caretakers of the home!

"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Young lady, didn't you say you were married else where? Also, why are you a Soldier for Christ? Women are meant to birth soldiers of Christ, not be them. We are to be the caretakers of the home!
Sister Elizabeth, if you are referring to my comment on the "Praying for your husband" post where I said I would post those on my wall, I meant it as to praying for my future husband. It's never too early to seek guidance from the Lord!

Also sorry if my username is misleading, I mean the term Soldier of Christ as in sharing the Good News with the others around me. I hope I can gain your friendship on these forums and continue to fellowship with likeminded individuals such as yourself. God Bless!
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Default Re: Hello! - 06-17-2015, 03:19 AM
Who ever heard of a girl soldier?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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flag Re: Hello! - 06-17-2015, 05:14 AM
Congratulations on your upgrade to forum member...however, don't you think you'd serve Christ's Army better by being a wet nurse in His Combat Support Hospital?
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Who ever heard of a girl soldier?
Those no good jooboys have loads of them in their excuse for an army

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

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Default Re: Hello! - 06-17-2015, 02:27 PM
Is there any way for me to go in and change my username? Possibly to just my name or such?


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This can be done only when your Scripture to Post Ratio is greater than one.

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Default Re: Hello! - 06-18-2015, 01:56 AM
Yes, but since it takes time for us to really see that you are a true, lovely lady, generally patience and thi$ helps speed things up. I mean, True Christians have so little time, they really don't have time to waste on us foolish women. I had mine changed, but it took a while, and only because I got married and needed to be shown as such.

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Hello all! I am new to this website and I came here to share my love of Jesus with other likeminded folk and I think this the perfect place to do so.

My name is Lilly and I was brought to the Lord by my beloved mother who homeschooled me.

My favorite Bible verse is Matthew 10:34 (KJV) "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

I hope I shall be welcomed on these forums and hope to create friendships and fellowship with other believers in our blessed savior!
Friend, what inspired you to use Helen Keller and her beloved kitten, Mitten's photo? Are you aware Helen is a demon?

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Friend, what inspired you to use Helen Keller and her beloved kitten, Mitten's photo? Are you aware Helen is a demon?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8791
Helen Keller went blind from incessant masturbation and deaf from the report of her own screaming orgasms, and should have been left to flounder aimlessly in the senseless prison of her own private hell, as pleases The Lord. I pray Miss SoldierOfGod changes her photo before she rouses Christ's ire!
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Default Re: Hello! - 06-20-2015, 07:08 PM
This has been fixed Sisters!


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Default Re: Hello! - 06-21-2015, 09:26 AM
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Hello all! I am new to this website and I came here to share my love of Jesus with other likeminded folk and I think this the perfect place to do so.

My name is Lilly and I was brought to the Lord by my beloved mother who homeschooled me.

My favorite Bible verse is Matthew 10:34 (KJV) "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

I hope I shall be welcomed on these forums and hope to create friendships and fellowship with other believers in our blessed savior!
howdy Sarge. you are in good hands here. me and my friends are going to help save you. i think it's ok that you're a soldier. you can always just say you are transgender and then have a sex change later.

i think your favorite verse is a little too violent. it should probably be taken out of the bible completely. i will send a tweet to His Holiness Pope Francis.

i think Helen Keller is a great lady. i pray to her when i have to write an essay for school. she was a good writer.
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howdy Sarge. you are in good hands here. me and my friends are going to help save you. i think it's ok that you're a soldier. you can always just say you are transgender and then have a sex change later.

i think your favorite verse is a little too violent. it should probably be taken out of the bible completely. i will send a tweet to His Holiness Pope Francis.

i think Helen Keller is a great lady. i pray to her when i have to write an essay for school. she was a good writer.
Dear sinner,

I had to read your post multiple times to believe that you are actually conjuring the chief papist "pope" Frances as an expert on Jesus and the Bible. This is most unwelcome. Frances is continuing the bold but revolting tradition of the Vatican that entails throwing everything that is precious to Jesus Christ into the cesspit. This Frances is an unbeliever. This FRANCES THINKS THAT JESUS OR FAITH IN HIM ARE UNNECESSARY TO SALVATION.

Luke 24:20
And how the chief priests [the chief papist is proud to carry on this heritage] and our rulers delivered him to be condemned to death, and have crucified him.

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not [the chief papist Frances is among these people] is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Compared to this even your idolatry towards a retard woman of the yonder years is overshadowed, albeit also an adequate reason to lead you into damnation.

I'm still, despite all this, praying for your sorry soul!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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