[Evan Tomas]

Hello everyone. My name is Osiris. I was raised by Christians, but I was in different to Christianity and religion in general back then. I had a difficult childhood and teenage years, so I turned to God for help. I have been slowly growing closer to him over the years, but I need guidance from other Christians, my nearest church is far away so I don't get to go there very often, so I figured I should join this forum. I am glad to be a member here.

My favorite verse from the Bible is Revelation 21:6. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and end. I shall give unto him who is athirst the fountain of the waters of life freely.

[Mary Etheldreda]

I admit dear, I'm hesitant to welcome you to our Godly forums. Not only have you chose a demon to reflect your character in the form of a username, you've got some Deviant Art foolishness for a profile picture, and you claim to be an "enlightened" something or other. We know "enlightened" is code word for Buddhist, which is nothing more than a pot smoking weed-tard pretending to think deep thoughts when wondering who the first cave man was to consider boiling and eating a lobster, or who found the first Fruit Loops. But nevertheless, as a True Christian™, I am ready to show you an example of our fine hospitality. Tell us, what is your husband's occupation and how many children have you been blessed with to serve your community?

[Evan Tomas]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

I admit dear, I'm hesitant to welcome you to our Godly forums. Not only have you chose a demon to reflect your character in the form of a username, you've got some Deviant Art foolishness for a profile picture, and you claim to be an "enlightened" something or other. We know "enlightened" is code word for Buddhist, which is nothing more than a pot smoking weed-tard pretending to think deep thoughts when wondering who the first cave man was to consider boiling and eating a lobster, or who found the first Fruit Loops. But nevertheless, as a True Christian™, I am ready to show you an example of our fine hospitality. Tell us, what is your husband's occupation and how many children have you been blessed with to serve your community?

I'm a man I'm afraid I'm single. But hopefully I'll find the perfect one.
I do seek to better myself.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Osiris

I'm a man

No man would choose that profile picture, dear.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Osiris

Hello everyone. My name is Osiris. I was raised by Christians, but I was in different to Christianity and religion in general back then. I had a difficult childhood and teenage years, so I turned to God for help. I have been slowly growing closer to him over the years, but I need guidance from other Christians, my nearest church is far away so I don't get to go there very often, so I figured I should join this forum. I am glad to be a member here.

My favorite verse from the Bible is Revelation 21:6. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and end. I shall give unto him who is athirst the fountain of the waters of life freely.

Well howdy, little lady

It is always wonderful when a young person finds their way to Christ. Jesus often sends us down a long and winding path until one's secular defences have been stripped away and the soul is laid bare so that Jesus can come in you, thoroughly and consistently.

Jesus sure is a great guy (let's not forget how he went to the trouble to kill himself on the cross until He came back) to give us the way to know Him (the Bible(KJV1611)) and I hope you continue to go Jesusward more and more.

Being Christian is not always easy (as I keep telling my young, clean limbed, young Nephew): what was the hardest thing you did for Jesus?

YIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

My apologies, I assumed you were of the female persuasion.

Young man, you need to quit writing like a panty waste. Jesus does not like no sissy boys.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I hope you can get back on the narrow path, young man.

YIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Your name is not "osiris." That is a demon's name.

Please start over again, miss. Give us your name, age gender and current Church. We want to hear about your walk with Jesus. What sins have you been wallowing in? How many priests have anally raped you?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.