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Default Re: couple questions - 07-29-2015, 07:10 AM

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Pardon me? Miss gushing for Jesus. If I have ever heard a more suggestive reference to whoredom I do not recall.

May GOD bless that wizard sleeve you bear, drooping and lose, over abused and scarred by time.
Question about being a Geisha-slut is just right. You just told yourself that your hair is blue - that is Manga, which is porn.
And your eyes - white? What kind of satan's harlot you are?
And of course a liar too, as we can see from below.

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I born of pure lineage, taking form, blue haired and blonde eyed have not fallen prey to the works of Satan such as yourself.
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Default Re: couple questions - 07-29-2015, 07:16 AM

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Question about being a Geisha-slut is just right. You just told yourself that your hair is blue - that is Manga, which is porn.
And your eyes - white? What kind of satan's harlot you are?
And of course a liar too, as we can see from below.
God bless, even those with the IQ of a potato

I certainly never said my hair was blue, nor my eyes white. Where is your feeble mind entranced? Ahhh we see, in "Manga" land.

If you have something mean to say, at least say it intelligently.
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God bless, even those with the IQ of a potato

I certainly never said my hair was blue, nor my eyes white. Where is your feeble mind entranced? Ahhh we see, in "Manga" land.

If you have something mean to say, at least say it intelligently.
Why do you continue your lies? Why are you not praying JESUS to enter you, so that He cleans you with his mighty word?
Why are you so mean and insulting everybody? Does that feel good? No. JESUS feels good!!!
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Default Re: couple questions - 07-29-2015, 07:28 AM

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Why do you continue your lies? Why are you not praying JESUS to enter you, so that He cleans you with his mighty word?
Why are you so mean and insulting everybody? Does that feel good? No. JESUS feels good!!!
I merely responded to the attacks I received. I spent the majority of my life in secluded covenant with only me and my studies. Only recently have I been able to see the hateful world for what it is. Hateful and judging people like yourself whose first words to me are an attack.

I never met you before, but lets not forget your first words to me. And now you accuse me of being mean and insulting to everybody?

Ask yourself that question. Does it feel good attacking a 17 year old girl? Would Jesus approve?

Now go back to your "Manga" whatever that is.
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I merely responded to the attacks I received. I spent the majority of my life in secluded covenant with only me and my studies. Only recently have I been able to see the hateful world for what it is. Hateful and judging people like yourself whose first words to me are an attack.

I never met you before, but lets not forget your first words to me. And now you accuse me of being mean and insulting to everybody?

Ask yourself that question. Does it feel good attacking a 17 year old girl? Would Jesus approve?

Now go back to your "Manga" whatever that is.
You described yourself that way: Blue hair and blonde eyes. You are a liar. Let Jesus enter you, Jesus gives you His truth. When Jesus is deep inside you, there is no space for lies anymore, He fills you with his mercy.

If you happen to speak truth, please show us your fathers permission to use the interwebs.

It is now many ways clear that you need Jesus. You do not know his Word -
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Default Re: couple questions - 07-29-2015, 07:38 AM

I have spent my years as child and young adult learning in seclusion. All of my faith in Christianity came through the teachings of the old testaments, I have known nothing else. I came here to learn more of the teachings of Jesus. All I have received is hatred and repression. If that is what Jesus teaches then I am not interested in learning. I will go back to the covenant to ask for guidance. This world horrifies me.
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Default Re: couple questions - 07-29-2015, 07:43 AM

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First of all I am not honey, I am Mary...
I'll call you what I want to.

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...Second of all your foul language is far from justified...
How so?

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...Just because your mind cannot see that it is entirely possible for more teaching to come from GOD than what you already posses does not make it so...
Just because your mind can contemplate that possibility as a reality makes you not a Christian, so where do you get off telling Christians what to do?

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

And, how do Christians know what that is? They read the Bible. You? You pull shit from your own ass and worship it. Guess what? It stinks.

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...Are you so blind to believe that GOD wrote the KJV of the Bible with his own hand?...
1) I'm atheist, you clueless twit (see all the nice awards under my name the moderators here have been kind enough to bless me with?). Go ahead, call me "blind".

2) The Bible says that all Scripture is inspired by God. Are you now claiming that

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You might notice the title of that said collection of scripture.. "King James" not "GOD"...
King James had nothing to do with writing the King James Bible, he just paid for the work to be done, clueless twit.

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...We walk a path of discovery, and who are you to say you have discovered all of what GOD has laid out to be discovered?...
I make no claims here, I only refer to the Bible. You know, that book Christians believe is the Word of God (and that makes you not one).

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FINALLY! YOU AGREE WITH THE BIBLE, FOR ONCE.

Scripture would have been nice, though. Something like this:

Proverbs 9:10 "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom: And the knowledge of the holy is understanding."

Too bad it says my understanding surpasses yours.

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Bible says STOP THAT.

2 Peter 1:20 "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation."

Stop interpreting, just read it as it is written.


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Default Re: couple questions - 07-29-2015, 07:43 AM

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You described yourself that way: Blue hair and blonde eyes. You are a liar. Let Jesus enter you, Jesus gives you His truth. When Jesus is deep inside you, there is no space for lies anymore, He fills you with his mercy.

If you happen to speak truth, please show us your fathers permission to use the interwebs.

It is now many ways clear that you need Jesus. You do not know his Word -
Hmmm yes, it appears I did. Of course any reasonable person would see that I meant to say blue eyed and blonde haired. Ohhh well. mistakes happen. I am after all just a creation.

No I do not know his word. I have for many years only studied the same word that he himself studied. Persecute me if u will for this.
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I merely responded to the attacks I received...
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...All of my faith in Christianity came through the teachings of the old testaments, I have known nothing else...
Really? Then why do you ignore it, too?

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

Oh, that's right, you create your God in your own image, and then bitch when other people show just how a) wrong you are according to the Bible, and b) stupid, illogical, and totally lacking in support your theology actually is.


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Default Re: couple questions - 07-29-2015, 07:53 AM

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I'll call you what I want to.



How so?



Just because your mind can contemplate that possibility as a reality makes you not a Christian, so where do you get off telling Christians what to do?

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

And, how do Christians know what that is? They read the Bible. You? You pull shit from your own ass and worship it. Guess what? It stinks.



1) I'm atheist, you clueless twit (see all the nice awards under my name the moderators here have been kind enough to bless me with?). Go ahead, call me "blind".

2) The Bible says that all Scripture is inspired by God. Are you now claiming that



lied to us?



King James had nothing to do with writing the King James Bible, he just paid for the work to be done, clueless twit.



I make no claims here, I only refer to the Bible. You know, that book Christians believe is the Word of God (and that makes you not one).



FINALLY! YOU AGREE WITH THE BIBLE, FOR ONCE.

Scripture would have been nice, though. Something like this:

Proverbs 9:10 "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom: And the knowledge of the holy is understanding."

Too bad it says my understanding surpasses yours.



Bible says STOP THAT.

2 Peter 1:20 "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation."

Stop interpreting, just read it as it is written.
but no, seriously. If you cannot see through the bullshit little buddy atheist.. you truly are a simpleton. Open up those big scientific eyes now.... ya thats it.. bigger.. bigggger. hell ya, now u see the big picture..
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...I came here for answers and was met with hatred and misunderstanding...
Liar. You got answers you didn't like to some of your questions, and started trying to teach your ignorant perversion of Christianity, thus imperilling the souls of those who may have mistaken your dribble for Biblical truth.

And you wonder why these people weren't overjoyed to read such heresies on their Church forum? That would be funny, if it were not so sad.

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Awww, you could learn so much more here.

Just don't gripe when Jesus looks at you and says, "Meh", before drop-kicking your sorry behind into Hades for eternity. Ignorance of the Law™ is no excuse.


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but no, seriously. If you cannot see through the bullshit...
Saw through yours fast enough.

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Been called much worse, by much better.

Read your Bible (the whole thing, next time).


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Liar. You got answers you didn't like to some of your questions, and started trying to teach your ignorant perversion of Christianity, thus imperilling the souls of those who may have mistaken your dribble for Biblical truth.

And you wonder why these people weren't overjoyed to read such heresies on their Church forum? That would be funny, if it were not so sad.



Awww, you could learn so much more here.

Just don't gripe when Jesus looks at you and says, "Meh", before drop-kicking your sorry behind into Hades for eternity. Ignorance of the Law™ is no excuse.
You are really not seeing what just happened are you? You are talking to a cosmologist, an astrophysicist. I certainly was not trying to rattle the brain of an atheist lol.
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You are really not seeing what just happened are you?...
I've been two steps ahead the whole time, honey.

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FTFY. So how was beauty school?

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...I certainly was not trying to rattle the brain of an atheist lol.
Rattle my brain? You'd need to up your game something serious.


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Default Re: couple questions - 07-29-2015, 08:16 AM

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Hmmm yes, it appears I did. Of course any reasonable person would see that I meant to say blue eyed and blonde haired. Ohhh well. mistakes happen. I am after all just a creation.
True Christians - and also those who are hoping some day to be one - read the words the way they are written. Interpretations belong to God.

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ps. You promised to leave about 30 minutes ago. Is there not a one thing you are able to keep?
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Default Re: couple questions - 07-29-2015, 08:40 AM

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True Christians - and also those who are hoping some day to be one - read the words the way they are written. Interpretations belong to God.

Blessings

ps. You promised to leave about 30 minutes ago. Is there not a one thing you are able to keep?
Ya, I was gonna leave out of boredom. However your atheist buddy there kept me. And then you had to say something more...
YES there is one thing I am able to keep!! I keep my intelligence and reason, my affinity toward empirical evidence ruling how I live my life, not some ancient fairy tales written by iron age pheasants who didn't even know the world wasn't flat. I am just wondering when you god fearing mormons will kick me off your site. It is quite a place here.. full of immorality and stupidity. Quite fun to ***vulgar expression removed by moderator*** with. Been a blast.

Just love your adaptation of the world map. Very funny indeed. And the whole eat your children thing. Ohhh wait.. the best was the adopted niglet thing, had me laughing my ass off. OHH ohhh and the slimy ***extremely vulgar expression removed by moderator*** pastor who is wishing to sell his 13 year old child for sex.. ohhh ya very moral of you god fearing filth.

No surprise USA is becoming a police state.. no one of any intelligence to oppose it.
You are the many ruled by the few. Enjoy little sheeple.

You ***vulgar expression removed by moderator***are worse than those muslim idiots praying to allah. That is really sad.. Dont leave much hope for this species does it.
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