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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
07-02-2019, 02:10 AM
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Jesus taught in the Sermon that good trees bear good fruit and bad trees bear bad ones.
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Here is the passage you're referring to.
MATTHEW 7 Verse highlighted in link together with full context
13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14 because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
How do we determine what constitutes evil fruit? Or to use your paraphrase, how do we identify the bad ones?
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
07-30-2019, 08:46 PM
Oh, my heavenly stars! I've just been informed that up in that northern land of debauchery and sin (aka "Canada"), their homersexualistic-loving Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, has made a social visit to a homer bar in Vancouver! Apparently, their different time zone means they do things at a slower pace there, so they have their LGBT Pride Shame "festivities" later than other cities. One of these old days, the good is going to visit that land, too. Only, it will not be a social visit -- not when He intends to tip that -forsaken nation into the oceans as payment for their blatant sinfulness!
A blessed day to all,
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
07-30-2019, 10:11 PM
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Apparently, their different time zone means they do things at a slower pace there...
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I've never understood the need for different time zones. They are very inconvenient. Surely the sun's movement across the firmament averages out over the year? And it's not as though God has not blessed us with electric light and blackout curtains. If Iowa time is good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for me!
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
07-30-2019, 10:52 PM
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I've never understood the need for different time zones. They are very inconvenient. Surely the sun's movement across the firmament averages out over the year? And it's not as though God has not blessed us with electric light and blackout curtains. If Iowa time is good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for me!
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Oh, yes, dear Sister Joanna, this is so true; goodness me. And how many time zones did the good create for the Garden of Eden? Fifteen? No? I didn't think so.
A blessed day to you, dear Sister Joanna,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
07-31-2019, 12:50 PM
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I've never understood the need for different time zones. They are very inconvenient. Surely the sun's movement across the firmament averages out over the year? And it's not as though God has not blessed us with electric light and blackout curtains. If Iowa time is good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for me!
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You can blame this on the globetards. You can't expect much from people who believe we're speeding through the universe at a million miles an hour. Fasten your seatbelts, kids. The earth is shifting gears! Liberals are so stupid.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
07-31-2019, 09:50 PM
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I've never understood the need for different time zones. They are very inconvenient. Surely the sun's movement across the firmament averages out over the year? And it's not as though God has not blessed us with electric light and blackout curtains. If Iowa time is good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for me!
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When it came time to make our calendars, the year that was chosen was "A.D." - which stands for "Anno Domini", or year of our Lord. When the modern measurement of time was established, the original "standard" was Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) - some place in England that the British arrogantly established, instead of choosing Nazareth where Jesus was born. I'm certain this pissed off Jesus, and no doubt was instrumental in the fall of the British "empire".
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-13-2020, 07:37 AM
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Oh, Dear Brothers & Sisters of : My good, great graciousness, what is going on in our dear, old world? It seems like things are just getting worse and worse, thanks to that LGBT “Pride” stuff being in the news so much this week — and being shoved in our faces constantly. For some reason, those homersexualism perverts seem to think they now own the month of June, in addition to having claimed ’s rainbow! And the more they demand, the more they seem to be getting. Why, in the attached video clip, you will see an extremely brazen, blasphemous young man, dressed as our , at one of those “Pride” parades! As if this isn’t bad enough, I’ve read that he has actually changed his name (legally) to “ ”.
He (and his supportive followers) will regret the very moment they decided to partake of such sinful and abhorrent activity. God will not stand for it — He will NOT tolerate it!
Leviticus 20:13:
“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”
I urge all believers to contact your Congressman, AND our God-sent President Trump. This disgusting debauchery must not continue! In ’ mighty Name, I pray.
A blessed day to all.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Hey, I see nothing wrong with the dude dressed as Jesus. He was just trying to prove that not all Christians are homophobic. Also, we did not "claim gods rainbow," just the flag. Furthermore, why are all y'all getting so concerned with what homosexuals do with their partners, and then you call us the pedos? If god didn't like us, he'd kill us off already. And, after thinking about it very carefully, I agree that we shouldn't have the month of June to celebrate our pride, as we should be happy with ourselves all year. I'm not Christian, but I don't think this is what your God would have wanted, like, all the hate on the people he created. The bible says to love everyone, so if you are gonna follow some of it, follow all of it. Don't pick and choose.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-13-2020, 10:54 AM
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If god didn't like us, he'd kill us off already.
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He is.
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The bible says to love everyone
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No. It doesn't. Sources please ..maybe as Scripture quotes in your introduction.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-13-2020, 01:58 PM
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Hey, I see nothing wrong with the dude dressed as Jesus. He was just trying to prove that not all Christians are homophobic. Also, we did not "claim gods rainbow," just the flag. Furthermore, why are all y'all getting so concerned with what homosexuals do with their partners, and then you call us the pedos? If god didn't like us, he'd kill us off already. And, after thinking about it very carefully, I agree that we shouldn't have the month of June to celebrate our pride, as we should be happy with ourselves all year. I'm not Christian, but I don't think this is what your God would have wanted, like, all the hate on the people he created. The bible says to love everyone, so if you are gonna follow some of it, follow all of it. Don't pick and choose.
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Dear Confused Witch: Whilst you are entitled to your opinion, I must remind you that it shall be of little value to you, when you stand before Almighty during your personal appointment with the in the Halls of Judgment.
II Corinthians 5:10 "For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad."
You see, you are ignoring the very clear instruction this is so evident within the blessed pages of the . And, before you say, "it's only a book", might I remind you that this book is the precious, undisputed Word of the Living .
II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
You have noted, "If god didn't like us, he'd kill us off already." To that, I must remind you of the horrors that befell Sodom & Gomorrah:
Genesis 19:4-7:
4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
Genesis 19:14, 24, 25:
14 And Lot went out, and spake unto his sons in law, which married his daughters, and said, Up, get you out of this place; for the Lord will destroy this city. But he seemed as one that mocked unto his sons in law.
24 Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven;
25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
So, as you've seen from reading this so carefully, did destroy the corrupt rebels who refused to cease from living their lives in sinful, lustful, licentious manner.
Furthermore, I must comment on your identifying as a wiccan, a witch. This, as well, goes against the Holy Word of .
Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
Now, then, I think you can see just so clearly that you are in a lot of trouble -- to say the least -- and that your appointment before on Judgment Day is not going to be a happy time for you. But, you are in the right place by visiting with the servants of the here, at . Please feel free to ask us how to become saved by being washed in the glorious of the , the , in order that you may escape the eternal fires of , which you so surely deserve.
P.S. I notice that you have not yet posted a proper introductory message in our friendly Introduction Forum. This is where we like all of our newcomers to introduce themselves. The link to that forum is here:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Whilst there, kindly note our simple requests at the top of the page, which I shall include here for your benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-13-2020, 04:40 PM
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...The bible says to love everyone...
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And that claim proves to me that you've never read the thing.
Do it. Read the Bible. Cure your own ignorance.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-15-2020, 05:56 PM
we must BURN these SINNERS with the FIRE OF GOD ALLAHU AKBAR
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-20-2020, 06:18 AM
so this is one of those things that you would be so much happier if you just ignored.
stop picking fights guys.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-20-2020, 05:37 PM
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so this is one of those things that you would be so much happier if you just ignored.
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God doesn't want us to be happy. God wants us to spread His message to every creature:
Mark 16:15-16
15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
Please note this verse really says " preach the gospel to every creature." It does not tell us to leave some categories of sinners alone.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-21-2020, 10:44 AM
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PROBABLY BEST NOT TO WATCH THIS AGAIN
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God created the rainbow as a sign of His covenant not to drown everyone again because He loves us. He also explained what it means for us to be loved by Him and rejecting the covenant:
Genesis 9:12-17 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations: I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth. And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud: and I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh. And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth. And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth. Have these people adopted it as their trademark to advertise that they've broken His covenant? Or do they believe that there was never a covenant al all.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-21-2020, 01:36 PM
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God created the rainbow as a sign of His covenant not to drown everyone again because He loves us.
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I think a smart move by President Trump right now would be to order all "Pride" celebrations cancelled. The public hates them anyway and he could say it was to stop the spread of the virus.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-22-2020, 03:14 AM
Greetings!
When I was a student at the Methodist School in Kingston there were a few of these parades. Many of my fellow students and I went to these parades. Everyone who had a BB gun would bring it and everyone who didn't have a BB gun would bring some rocks or bottles or possibly a dead cat. It was such fun to shoot them and throw things as they walked by in the parade. One year my brother Dougal set one of the people in the parade on fire with lighter fluid. We still laugh about that. You should have seen that man jumping around. Here in Babylon such good natured fun is not allowed by the white police.
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Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-22-2020, 07:29 PM
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Greetings!
When I was a student at the Methodist School in Kingston there were a few of these parades. Many of my fellow students and I went to these parades. Everyone who had a BB gun would bring it and everyone who didn't have a BB gun would bring some rocks or bottles or possibly a dead cat. It was such fun to shoot them and throw things as they walked by in the parade. One year my brother Dougal set one of the people in the parade on fire with lighter fluid. We still laugh about that. You should have seen that man jumping around. Here in Babylon such good natured fun is not allowed by the white police.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
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Actually, that was an immature and inappropriate response, I Man. The correct thing to do at one of these terrible affronts to Jesus in to just shout. You can say, "Your are going to hell," "God hates you" or similar taunts. These are informative and will help homers see the errors of their ways. Just setting fire to them does nothing.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-22-2020, 11:02 PM
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Greetings! When I was a student at the Methodist School in Kingston there were a few of these parades. Many of my fellow students and I went to these parades. Everyone who had a BB gun would bring it and everyone who didn't have a BB gun would bring some rocks or bottles or possibly a dead cat. It was such fun to shoot them and throw things as they walked by in the parade. One year my brother Dougal set one of the people in the parade on fire with lighter fluid. We still laugh about that. You should have seen that man jumping around. Here in Babylon such good natured fun is not allowed by the white police. Jah Guide! Trevor
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Why would you shoot a dead cat?
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-23-2020, 12:55 AM
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Why would you shoot a dead cat?
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Oh, I thought he meant the cats were dead because they had been shot.
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Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! -
04-23-2020, 10:46 AM
Oh, I thought he meant the cats were dead because they had been shot. What!Do LGQB's shoot cats?
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