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01-10-2007, 01:59 AM
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01-10-2007, 02:00 AM
Hello Ohnn! I hope you have a great time here, though, judged on the way these people are treating you, I am not sure if you will. I too, like you am not christian. Perhaps we can find some common ground based on that? I hope you do not let this people's hate bring you down, perhaps you can stay on this forum with the other non-christians. We can always support you and your beliefs.
I must sat though, I am intrigued by Buddhism I find it to be a very accepting and peaceful genre of religion.
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01-10-2007, 02:12 AM
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Hello Ohnn! I hope you have a great time here, though, judged on the way these people are treating you, I am not sure if you will. I too, like you am not christian. Perhaps we can find some common ground based on that? I hope you do not let this people's hate bring you down, perhaps you can stay on this forum with the other non-christians. We can always support you and your beliefs.
I must sat though, I am intrigued by Buddhism I find it to be a very accepting and peaceful genre of religion.
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lmao. thx!
i think im starting to like this place. there's no way i would leave it. the way they think is kind of... interesting... xD
if there's anything you'd like to now about buddhism, then fire away =]
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01-10-2007, 02:20 AM
Squee!!! Rachael, Rachael, come see! We've picked up two more!! This marvelous! *Pinches the Dancing Banana's cheeks*
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01-10-2007, 02:33 AM
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Squee!!! Rachael, Rachael, come see! We've picked up two more!! This marvelous! *Pinches the Dancing Banana's cheeks*
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I am sorry, undecided, but I do nto think it safe to converse with the likes of you and miss racheal anymore. Though I have only been here for a few hours, I now realise how terribly evil and sinful I was. I decided to beg christ for redemption, I suggest you do the same.
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01-10-2007, 02:36 AM
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I am sorry, undecided, but I do nto think it safe to converse with the likes of you and miss racheal anymore. Though I have only been here for a few hours, I now realise how terribly evil and sinful I was. I decided to beg christ for redemption, I suggest you do the same.
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If you are going to mock God by pretending to be Saved©, at least go to the trouble of properly capitalizing words like Christ. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-10-2007, 02:38 AM
ROTFL!!!
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01-10-2007, 02:39 AM
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Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?
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01-10-2007, 02:41 AM
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Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?
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What's STILL wrong with this picture?
And what you can do is take a break from all this jibberjabber and do some of that Bible reading you claim to be in the midst of.
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01-10-2007, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Corbenk
Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?
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Tithe, as Jesus demands. Use the Paypal button and do it now, before Jesus kills you for being a liar and a sodomite cannuckistani. Don't rob God?
Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.
Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-10-2007, 03:01 AM
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Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?
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Well..ah...I can think of a few things, love....snicker, snicker.........
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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01-10-2007, 06:41 PM
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I am sorry, undecided, but I do nto think it safe to converse with the likes of you and miss racheal anymore. Though I have only been here for a few hours, I now realise how terribly evil and sinful I was. I decided to beg christ for redemption, I suggest you do the same.
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Ahhh, I see what happened here. Somebody's been editing posts again... *Looks in the general direction of the Moderators*
Look, an edit by a Moderator! -OYK
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Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-10-2007 at 07:24 PM.
Reason: Demonstrating what happens when a Moderator edits a post.
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01-10-2007, 07:13 PM
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Ahhh, I see what happened here. Somebody's been editing posts again... *Looks in the general direction of the Moderators*
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If a post has been edited by a moderator, it says so at the bottom. 
Corbenk has obviously seen the error of his ways.
Rejoice instead of being so negative!
And lets concentrate on you now, don't you want to get Saved too?
Don't reject Jesus love now, girl.
Or you may find yourself burning in eternal hellfire!
Why don't you want to accept Jesus?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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01-11-2007, 12:26 PM
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Also, if a post's been written by a moderator, then the spelling'd be better than that, and the Holy Name of Christ would most certainly be capitalised!
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Originally Posted by Corbenk
Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?...
I am sorry, undecided, but I do nto think it safe to converse with the likes of you and miss racheal anymore. Though I have only been here for a few hours, I now realise how terribly evil and sinful I was. I decided to beg christ for redemption, I suggest you do the same.
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Does that look like one of us wrote it?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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01-11-2007, 10:30 PM
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Does that look like one of us wrote it?
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*Nods* Yep. For one thing, not every Saved member here is that great with spelling and/or grammar in general. And secondly, if a Moderator didn't want to let on that they'd edited a post, they'd keep the crappy spelling, so as to not raise any suspicions. (And I've also seen cases where Mods/Admins edited posts and made the spelling and grammar worse to embarrass the poster.)
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01-11-2007, 10:38 PM
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*Nods* Yep. For one thing, not every Saved member here is that great with spelling and/or grammar in general. And secondly, if a Moderator didn't want to let on that they'd edited a post, they'd keep the crappy spelling, so as to not raise any suspicions. (And I've also seen cases where Mods/Admins edited posts and made the spelling and grammar worse to embarrass the poster.)
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Ms. Alie, your diseased mind won't allow you to see the truth. Paranoia clouds your thinking because you KNOW, deep down inside, that Jesus is the only way to Salvation© and that you fall short of His Grace. Being a hopeless lezbean cannuckistani wrapped in satan's dark embrace, you can never enter the golden arches of Heaven, and that idea leads you to the nightmarish world of suspicion and depravity that you inhabit.
Stop pointing fingers and start repenting. We aren't spying on you, JESUS is.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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01-11-2007, 10:45 PM
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... Being a hopeless lezbean cannuckistani...
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We've been over this: Alie is a fan of penises and has no sexual attraction towards women whatsoever. You can ask Mortimer Snerd if you like, he'll back me up on this one... the cold-hearted bastard... And I'm Canadian, not "cannuckistani". You can call me a Canuck if you like, but anything other than that or Canadian just doesn't make sense.
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01-11-2007, 11:00 PM
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We've been over this: Alie is a fan of penises and has no sexual attraction towards women whatsoever. You can ask Mortimer Snerd if you like, he'll back me up on this one... the cold-hearted bastard... And I'm Canadian, not "cannuckistani". You can call me a Canuck if you like, but anything other than that or Canadian just doesn't make sense.
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You seem awfully defensive about this Undecideded. Are you sure you haven't be "experimenting" with other women? I know there in Cannuckistian is it hard to tell the boys from the girls with all those clothes.
I have it on good authority that you people are “bilingual” up there.
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Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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01-11-2007, 11:14 PM
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You seem awfully defensive about this Undecided. It's just frustrating that I'm not getting through to you people: I'm straight. I'm pro-gay, but I'm straight Are you sure you haven't been "experimenting" with other women? Yes I am. I know there in Marvelous Canada it is hard to tell the boys from the girls with all those clothes. No it isn't.
I have it on good authority that you people are “bilingual” up there.
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If by bilingual you mean that my Amazing and Nearly Perfect* country has two official languages, you'd be right. I suspect there are a large amount of bisexuals, which I believe is what you were actually implying, but there isn't anything wrong with that.
*: Stephen Harper is working really hard on keeping us from being Completely Perfect, but I've got plans to get rid of him.
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01-12-2007, 12:02 AM
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Well, Sallyboy, the Jesus of the bible barely accepted anyone, yet everyone else is supposed to accept him? 
'I hate most people but everyone must love me or burn in hell forever.'
Gee, sounds like a swell character who'd be wonderful to accept......NOT!!!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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