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Default Re: Hello =] - 01-12-2007, 02:02 PM

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i see Jesus as one who should be respected.
He said that he was God. That means either he is God or a crazy man that deserves no respect. I believe the former as should you.
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Default Re: Hello =] - 01-12-2007, 02:09 PM

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Your liberal backwardness never ceases to astound me. God loves us. In fact, He loves us so much that He sent His only begotten son (who is also Himself) to die for us:
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Think about what that means. After God had created everyone in the world, and created them as so intrinsically sinful that He thought they all deserved to burn in Hell for eternity, He then went to the trouble of conceiving a Son and sending Him to be tortured to death, just so that He could spare a tiny minority of the world's population from the Lake of Fire. That is how loving He is. And you still reject His Love?

Sorry, no such luck. I shan't give you a "bone", but you can have some warning points instead.
So YOUR God of "love" (rolls eyes) created everything and every PERSON and then decided he hated it all. SOooo he IMPREGNATED a HUMAN woman so he could come into the world as a man? Why didn't he just pop in? Doesn't sound so "almighty" to me! Further, YOUR god loves YOU and you alone while he hates the rest of the human population. That's the Christian idea of "justice"? I really do not get how you can justify all this in your own minds, loves. It's all CONTRADICTORY!!

Something else I've noticed and wondered about when it comes to you christians. Why the WILD LOOK in your eyes, loves? Christians have a look as if they are a wild animal with RABIES. WHY????



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Default Re: Hello =] - 01-12-2007, 02:17 PM

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Further, YOUR god loves YOU and you alone while he hates the rest of the human population.
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
Thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psalm 5:5

The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.
But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies.
Nahum 1:7-8

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That's the Christian idea of "justice"?
Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker!
Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth.
Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou?
Or thy work, He hath no hands?
Woe unto him that saith unto his father, What begettest thou?
Or to the woman, What hast thou brought forth?
Isaiah 45:9-10

Shall mortal man be more just than God?
Shall a man be more pure than his maker?
Job 4:17


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Default Re: Hello =] - 01-12-2007, 02:27 PM

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So YOUR God of "love" (rolls eyes) created everything and every PERSON and then decided he hated it all. SOooo he IMPREGNATED a HUMAN woman so he could come into the world as a man? Why didn't he just pop in? Doesn't sound so "almighty" to me!
He impregnated a human woman without interfering with her virginity. Sounds pretty mighty to me.
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Further, YOUR god loves YOU and you alone while he hates the rest of the human population. That's the Christian idea of "justice"? I really do not get how you can justify all this in your own minds, loves. It's all CONTRADICTORY!!
I do not get how you can fail to grasp it. It all makes perfect sense.
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Something else I've noticed and wondered about when it comes to you christians. Why the WILD LOOK in your eyes, loves? Christians have a look as if they are a wild animal with RABIES. WHY????
You look as if you're a degenerate sodomite. What's all that about?


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Default Re: Hello =] - 01-12-2007, 03:26 PM

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Do people masterbate in your country? In the United States, to have fun we go into a private booth and make our selections of the films available. Outside the booth, we may profess support for any sexual practice we want, but when we're alone, in the booth, making our private selection, that's when we pick films of fat women having sex with farm animals.
On Your Knees, I am glad to see that you are getting in touch with your true self (repeatedly I presume) but why did you have to share this with our newest member....

IF even a pagan weeps and is disgusted with your antics, what would baby Jesus think?

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Default Re: Hello =] - 01-12-2007, 05:29 PM

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On Your Knees, I am glad to see that you are getting in touch with your true self (repeatedly I presume) but why did you have to share this with our newest member....

IF even a pagan weeps and is disgusted with your antics, what would baby Jesus think?

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Only a stoneless rock-worshipper like you would presume to alter my posts and make it appear as though I do not know how to spell "masturbate".

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Default Re: Hello =] - 01-13-2007, 02:15 AM

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Sorry, no such luck. I shan't give you a "bone", but you can have some warning points instead.
Thank JESUS!! Maybe now that Transvestite corset/fish net stocking wearing Homer with his UNGODLY eye shadow and lipstick will go BACK in the closet where he belongs and STAY THERE!!

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