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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-20-2010, 09:59 PM

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#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
The most common way to win a soccer match is to trick the referee into giving you a penalty by feigning an injury, to make it appear as if a foul has been committed. Soccer players are specialized in dropping down and pretending to be hurt. They study children of 3 years or younger to learn how to perfect this technique. If the match is very important, like a world championship, they usually just bribe the referee to win. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
No its not all about lying and cheating. But some players do, and it ruins the game.


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#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets!
Too weak or slow to play football? Play soccer. Too short or slow to play basketball? Play soccer. Even though soccer doesn't require any athletic talent or advanced motor skills, soccer players somehow convinced themselves to be very special. Huge crowds of drunk soccer fans worship these arrogant brats as if they are Jesus Christ Himself. Matthew 24:24 "... false prophets ... deceive the very elect."
Yes, some players do seem to think they have a way to high status. In general also.


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#3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs!
In 1974 the Dutch lost the World Championship soccer because their players had so much sex and drugs before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up. Someone even wrote a book about it! Ephesians 5:18 "... be not drunk ..."
Wow, did not know that! Do you have links? Would like to read about it. NEver really had trust in those Oranges.


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#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
If you have a very strong stomach and you can watch soccer for a few minutes without puking your guts out, just pay attention to a single player. It doesn't matter which one. Most of the time this player will either be standing still, or slowly walking from one place to another. If you look even closer you will notice all players only cover a small part of the playing field to minimize the chance of getting tired to an absolute minimum. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."
How much does an American Football player run in a match? And in Baseball?


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#5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church!
Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church! Acts 20:17 "... the elders of the church."
Then football (Soccer for you) apparently more interesting than churches!


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#6 Soccer makes people gay!
Soccer is all about grown man hugging and touching each other in ways only gays would approve off. The favorite part of a soccer match is when the actual match is over and all players can get naked together in a huge shower. There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay. It's reasons like this that make ultra-gays like Sir Elton John a soccer fan! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
Ehm no sir. The celebration act is an expression of happines, but what would you know. How would you shower after sports? What do they do in Baseball, Basketball and American Football?


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#7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer!
God has warned humanity many times by sending crystal clear signs that He hates soccer! Clear signs like the Heyse Stadium disaster, the Hillsborough disaster, the Orkney Stadium Disaster, the Ellis Park Stadium Disaster and the Accra Sports Stadium Disaster leave 0% room for doubt that God hates soccer with a vengeance! Luke 18:27 "... The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
Maybe he did. Or maybe he told us a lesson in bad construction, ingeneering or handling of masses?


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#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent!
If a bunch of soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. Soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lose every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."
Yes in in Britain they have problems with that, and in minor cases in the rest of europe. A bad path to go! It is not tollerated.


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#9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing!
No one in their right mind can deny the connection between soccer and fascism. It is very common for soccer fans to wear Nazi symbols and to shout Nazi insults during soccer matches. In German concentration camps zyklon was used to kill as many Jews as possible. For this reason Umbro named their extremely popular soccer shoe Zyklon!
Well many fascists has been admires of football in the history! A dark time in the history. But just as many liberals, conservatives and wackos in general.

Many hooligans and nazi admires are the same or has crossing roads. None of them are tolerated!



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#10 France is successful at soccer![/B][/SIZE]
And to prove for once and for all that God really really hates soccer, just note that France is successful at soccer! Psalm 9:17 "... all the nations that forget God."
Yes and thats weird!!! The French team is good. But no one likes them at all. Except the French themselves. It is annoying and frustrating. But at least it seem that their fortune has left them.
is-nicolas-anelkas-international-career-over.html and here france-to-boot-anelka-from-south-africa.html



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All people wasting time on soccer need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and they will burn in Hell along with people wasting time on Tennis, Golf, Cricket, Gymnastics, Swimming, Ice Skating, Lacrosse, Curling, Rugby, Softball, Cycling, Hiking, Horse Racing, Skiing, Snowboarding, Triathlon, Wrestling, etc.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-20-2010, 10:30 PM

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-22-2010, 07:03 AM

I am a Christian and go to Church every Sunday, teach my child three times a week in a class that I run.

What you guys are saying however, is completely unacceptable. I am not to judge but I do know that this is not what a good person would do: talk so bad about a sport, about people who play it.

Soccer IS Football, it was called that FIRST! America created its own game and just stole the name and called it football. We don't even use our feet as much as "soccer" players do, so how can we call it football. Of course most of you will be stubborn people and will just completely ignore that part what I just said (typical American people).

Everything else, cheating, scandals, "gayness"... please give me a break! how the hell is baseball not boring? lol.

you guys are all a big [copulating] joke and you make me embarassed to be a christian. we all look terriby bad in the rest of the world because of people like you!

btw. im not even a soccer fan, i just appreciate sports that have a sense of competition (unlike baseball and what we call "football“).. big joke!

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-22-2010, 07:25 AM

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I am a Christian and go to Church every Sunday, teach my child three times a week in a class that I run.

What you guys are saying however, is completely unacceptable. I am not to judge but I do know that this is not what a good person would do: talk so bad about a sport, about people who play it.

Soccer IS Football, it was called that FIRST! America created its own game and just stole the name and called it football. We don't even use our feet as much as "soccer" players do, so how can we call it football. Of course most of you will be stubborn people and will just completely ignore that part what I just said (typical American people).

Everything else, cheating, scandals, "gayness"... please give me a break! how the hell is baseball not boring? lol.

you guys are all a big fuc k ing joke and you make me embarassed to be a christian. we all look terriby bad in the rest of the world because of people like you!

btw. im not even a soccer fan, i just appreciate sports that have a sense of competition (unlike baseball and what we call "football“).. big joke!
Again, can't spell, can't capitalize, can't even use grammar. Although thanks for using paragraph breaks, that's one up for the usual trash. But you go through all of that effort to make sure you can say fuck on a Christian board.

Good on you, I'm sure your mother is very proud.

Now why don't you go make an introduction in the Introduction forum and actually bother to read the threads you are posting to as your answers have already been listed.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-22-2010, 07:59 AM

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Again, can't spell, can't capitalize, can't even use grammar. Although thanks for using paragraph breaks, that's one up for the usual trash. But you go through all of that effort to make sure you can say fuck on a Christian board.
No seriously, AmericanHero84 is right! And you attack with grammar and capitalization as the first thing? Thats really lack on arguments.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-22-2010, 08:17 AM

I've never really understood the "rules" of soccer. But I guess that's just 'cause the only channel that seems to show any soccer games (at least from what I've seen) are always in spanish so it's kinda hard to follow.
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No seriously, AmericanHero84 is right! And you attack with grammar and capitalization as the first thing? Thats really lack on arguments.
No, I just get tired of people who can't use grammar, can't spell, but they can figure out how to swear because that is supposed to shock us. Well maybe it did way back when, but with the amount of garbage that gets posted on this site day after day.

Anyway, where did you get the idea that this was a debate board? I am sure you've seen Pastor Zekes, "Welcome to our board" posting more times than once. If not I'll post it again.

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Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-22-2010, 08:50 AM

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No, I just get tired of people who can't use grammar, can't spell, but they can figure out how to swear because that is supposed to shock us. Well maybe it did way back when, but with the amount of garbage that gets posted on this site day after day.
Ok fair enough. I do agree though, to much garbage is posted here day after day.


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Anyway, where did you get the idea that this was a debate board? I am sure you've seen Pastor Zekes, "Welcome to our board" posting more times than once. If not I'll post it again.
Well regarding debate... we have a very different understanding of debating. A very different debateing culture. In america you have a very "win or loose" debating culture. Its not a match for us. Its just debating. Its a way of talking about subjects, getting closer to our agreements and disagreements. If we cant debate, then how do we know where we stand on different topics?

But for Pastor Ezekiel... who seem to spend alot of time on "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study". He is here, there and everywhere. I do read his posts, but i have no comments on them, since he will then kick me out of this forum. A man with the "forum power"... I understand im here as guest, so why spend time on him? No matter what i do, he or others will jsut wait for the chance to kick me out.
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Well regarding debate... we have a very different understanding of debating. A very different debateing culture. In america you have a very "win or loose" debating culture. Its not a match for us. Its just debating. Its a way of talking about subjects, getting closer to our agreements and disagreements. If we cant debate, then how do we know where we stand on different topics?
Except God is right and anything that goes against God is wrong, so what debate is there? Sure we may debate about minimum length of skirt or something like that, but when it's clear in the Bible there is no debate.

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Well he's pretty much the senior pastor around here, and if you think he's miserable, you have to wonder why. The pastors are constantly deleting porn and other disgusting things off of this board. People come onto these boards and don't follow the rules, so why wouldn't they get cranky. Personally I would love one day, just one day where we could come onto this board and do nothing but praise Jesus.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-22-2010, 10:55 AM

While i agree that "soccer" is for nancy boys and fags its proper name is football
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Except God is right and anything that goes against God is wrong, so what debate is there? Sure we may debate about minimum length of skirt or something like that, but when it's clear in the Bible there is no debate.
In that you belive, i know that, but what about the rest of the world? And does King James say anything about lengt on skirts? I see that you have a very open mind...

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Well he's pretty much the senior pastor around here, and if you think he's miserable, you have to wonder why. The pastors are constantly deleting porn and other disgusting things off of this board. People come onto these boards and don't follow the rules, so why wouldn't they get cranky.
I think thats an amazing job he does. Those things are not for this forum - and it is obvoius that pople post it to provocate and offend you. So in that i think he does a great job - dont get me wrong on that

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Personally I would love one day, just one day where we could come onto this board and do nothing but praise Jesus.
Then why dont you just do it, and not wasting praising time on me?

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Cant argue with that Soccer is the MLS thing - not compared to proper football
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does King James say anything about lengt on skirts?
But of course the Bible does: 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"


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But of course the Bible does: 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
That does not sya anything about the length of skirts...! It says something about pearl, hairs and gold....
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That does not sya anything about the length of skirts...! It says something about pearl, hairs and gold....
Of course it does. "Modest apparel" means long dresses, not the short pornographic skirts worn by whores and harlots. And no trousers either: Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

As you can see, it is all in the Holy Bible.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-22-2010, 02:58 PM

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Of course it does. "Modest apparel" means long dresses, not the short pornographic skirts worn by whores and harlots. And no trousers either: Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

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Modest apparel - where does it refer to long dresses?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-22-2010, 03:10 PM

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Modest apparel - where does it refer to long dresses?
You think dressing like a whore is modest?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-22-2010, 03:12 PM

Now you're just being silly. The same things could be written about ANY sport, especially American football. Think about what the quarterback has to do, on every play!
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 08-22-2010, 03:22 PM

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You think dressing like a whore is modest?
No and i didnt say that. You know it - or else you cant read.

But where does it say anything about the lenght?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 12-05-2010, 10:28 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_pRD...eature=related

How can you say that soccer players are lazy - A Soccer player runs and fight for 2x 45 minuttes

American football players needs a break every 30 sec and many of them are obese, Rugby is certainly just as brutal as american football, if not more brutal - but American football is pump up with protection, wimps!
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