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Talking Sup Guys - 08-22-2011, 01:29 AM

My name is Tyler, I'm 18, drummer, photographer, writer, and music lover. I've read a few threads on here already and thought I'd join. Why not right? Anyway, I'm mixed, islander, a lil bit of everything I guess; family line has a lot of different races, cultures and whatnot. I'm Christian, occasional church goer. But faith is what pushes most of my decisions in life. And that's about it, I'll answer any questions you have if you have any.
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My name is Tyler, I'm 18, drummer, photographer, writer, and music lover. I've read a few threads on here already and thought I'd join. Why not right? Anyway, I'm mixed, islander, a lil bit of everything I guess; family line has a lot of different races, cultures and whatnot. I'm Christian, occasional church goer. But faith is what pushes most of my decisions in life. And that's about it, I'll answer any questions you have if you have any.
So you play drums on a regular basis, but you only go to church occasionally?

You've got it backwards son. Go to church, get baptized, repent, believe, and God will simply give you the talent you crave.

I know from firsthand experience. I am an incredible musician, but I have never practiced. I only prayed. Check out my music.
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Default Re: Sup Guys - 08-22-2011, 01:40 AM

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So you play drums on a regular basis, but you only go to church occasionally?

You've got it backwards son. Go to church, get baptized, repent, believe, and God will simply give you the talent you crave.

I know from firsthand experience. I am an incredible musician, but I have never practiced. I only prayed. Check out my music.
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9And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
Pretty much, I don't really need to go and do that. I thank god for the talent he has bestowed upon me. Hmm, so you've never practiced ever? You're telling me you can pick up an instrument and be able to play that instrument perfectly? Interesting.
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Pretty much, I don't really need to go and do that. I thank god for the talent he has bestowed upon me. Hmm, so you've never practiced ever? You're telling me you can pick up an instrument and be able to play that instrument perfectly? Interesting.
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Default Re: Sup Guys - 08-22-2011, 01:49 AM

Hi. Interesting username. Is it a reference to the ghost in the machine? Or are you saying you're a demon possessing someone's body?
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Default Re: Sup Guys - 08-22-2011, 01:50 AM

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It's true of any True Christian™. Jesus will give us anything we want, just like the Bible says He will.
Very interesting. So for example, if I asked Jesus for..a brand new car let's say the 2012 edition of the Chevy Camero, I'll get? I'm not trying to be a smart ass with this question. i just really wanna know.
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Very interesting. So for example, if I asked Jesus for..a brand new car let's say the 2012 edition of the Chevy Camero, I'll get? I'm not trying to be a smart ass with this question. i just really wanna know.
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Very interesting. So for example, if I asked Jesus for..a brand new car let's say the 2012 edition of the Chevy Camero, I'll get? I'm not trying to be a smart ass with this question. i just really wanna know.
If you don't get it, you're not a True Christian™. Simple as that.

And, btw, it's a Camaro not a Camero.
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Very interesting. So for example, if I asked Jesus for..a brand new car let's say the 2012 edition of the Chevy Camero, I'll get? I'm not trying to be a smart ass with this question. i just really wanna know.
Here's a better question: If you were to get this vehicle, what would you do with it? Would you use it to glorify God, or would you use it selfishly?
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Hi. Interesting username. Is it a reference to the ghost in the machine? Or are you saying you're a demon possessing someone's body?
No, it's a reference to metalcore/melodic hardcore band *gay porn link deleted* One of my many favorites.
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My name is Tyler, I'm 18, drummer, photographer, writer, and music lover. I've read a few threads on here already and thought I'd join. Why not right? Anyway, I'm mixed, islander, a lil bit of everything I guess; family line has a lot of different races, cultures and whatnot. I'm Christian, occasional church goer. But faith is what pushes most of my decisions in life. And that's about it, I'll answer any questions you have if you have any.
What does "I'm mixed" mean? Are you a cocktail of some kind?

What church do you attend, boy? And why aren't you over in Iraquistan sending sand nigras to hell for Jesus?


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What does "I'm mixed" mean? Are you a cocktail of some kind?

What church do you attend, boy? And why aren't you over in Iraquistan sending sand nigras to hell for Jesus?
Mixed, as in my mum is one race and my dad is another. I used to attend New Destiny for a while, but stopped going every Sunday and just went every so often due to the fact that it's really far off and gas is expensive. Are you asking me why I'm not in the army? Well I"m currently starting college next week so, I wanna pursue my life's dream than go to the army. Sorry?
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No, I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way. You have to be a True Christian™. It doesn't work for faggots, kikes, Catholics, or drummers who "occasionally" go to church.
I see what you did there. It's whatever. Turn the other cheek

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Here's a better question: If you were to get this vehicle, what would you do with it? Would you use it to glorify God, or would you use it selfishly?
Drive to work, earn money to help my parents pay for bills, go to school. How would I glorify God with a car?
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Mixed, as in my mum is one race and my dad is another. I used to attend New Destiny for a while, but stopped going every Sunday and just went every so often due to the fact that it's really far off and gas is expensive. Are you asking me why I'm not in the army? Well I"m currently starting college next week so, I wanna pursue my life's dream than go to the army. Sorry?
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Mixed, as in my mum is one race and my dad is another.
Stop right there, boy. Race mixing? Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.

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Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
If you have a dark-skinned wife and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!


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Default Re: Sup Guys - 08-22-2011, 02:13 AM

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I see what you did there. It's whatever. Turn the other cheek
Turn the other cheek, in this context, is a non-sequitur. Why don't you balls up and beg Jesus for forgiveness like a real man, instead of piddling with hobbies like some homer?

Here is some more scripture against race mixing:


Acts 17:26
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26And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;


Numbers 12:1
1And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.


Numbers 25:6-8
6And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
7And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;
8And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.


Leviticus 19:19
19Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.


Nehemiah 13:3
3Now it came to pass, when they had heard the law, that they separated from Israel all the mixed multitude.


Deuteronomy 32:8
8When the Most High divided to the nations their inheritance, when he separated the sons of Adam, he set the bounds of the people according to the number of the children of Israel.




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Don't apologize to us; apologize to Jesus Christ, your would-be savior. He temporarily died for you, and you won't even fight for Him? I am going to be sick.
Well technically, if I may say, I would be fighting for the U.S. armed forces. And i pray you feel better.
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Default Re: Sup Guys - 08-22-2011, 02:21 AM

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Why do you hate America? Don't you realize that if you don't go over and blow the sand-nigras to hell that every day will be 9/11 here? They're animals! That's why we're blowing them up in Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya right now. Oh, how I pray Syria and Yemen are next!!

Stop hating America, pick up an M-16 and go kill some towelheads for Jesus!!
Who said I hated America? Just because I did not enlist to the armed forces and chose to pursue to further my education does not mean I hate my country.

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Stop right there, boy. Race mixing? Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.



If you have a dark-skinned wife and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!
Can't really do anything about it, the world is full of mixed individuals like myself. And to add there are a lot of interracial couples out there. Just saying.

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Turn the other cheek, in this context, is a non-sequitur. Why don't you balls up and beg Jesus for forgiveness like a real man, instead of piddling with hobbies like some homer?
Haha now tell me, what do I have to beg Jesus for forgiveness for hmm? I still pray your sickness goes away. Christ be with you.
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Well technically, if I may say, I would be fighting for the U.S. armed forces. And i pray you feel better.
Yes, but it is a Godly crusade against those piss drinking Islamites. Why don't you go, and atone for what you've said on our forum?


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