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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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09-19-2006, 02:32 PM
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My name and location, what does that have anything to with my beliefs? Fond of stereotypes are you? I don't intend to spend the rest of my life in this chav-infested country also.
As for never cracking open a holy bible, the reason I am here is because I'm intrigued to find out more about christianity.
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Ah Jaqueline, you've come to the right place to learn first-hand about True Christians™.
Just for your inormation, all Hoomerism is wrong, including Rug-munching Lezbeeanism.
I'm glad you see the truth about Demon infested England. Just like the rest of Europe they haven't quite grasped the importance of Christianity© and will all surely end up in the pits of Hell.
Praise The Lord® for Godly George W Bush who is leading America in the right direction ready for The Rapture.
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Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-19-2006, 10:19 PM
Carrot stuffed up my behind?!? Servicing men in public restrooms?!? Look buddy, theres a difference between having sex with only your true boyfriend/fiance/husband and vise versa, but your talking about total prostitutes, and thiers nothing bad about them either.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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09-19-2006, 10:32 PM
Your Lieberal ideals will be your downfall, Sinner.
How dare you come to Gods favourite Forum and Mock.
Leviticus 19:29
Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
Is that what you want?
Shame on you.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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09-19-2006, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Ixi
Carrot stuffed up my behind?!? Servicing men in public restrooms?!? Look buddy, theres a difference between having sex with only your true boyfriend/fiance/husband and vise versa, but your talking about total prostitutes, and thiers nothing bad about them either.
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Fornicating with a carrot or fornicating out of wedlock with a man, what is the difference? It is sex for pleasure and by doing that harlot you are tempting men to sex for pleasure, in other words mass seed murder. Every time your boyfriend spills his spunk on your artificially infernal body the souls of the millions of unborn are sent screaming to hell. Jesus will have no mercy on you harlot for turning your mommy cave into the gates of hell in your depravity unless you beg for His mercy now.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-19-2006, 10:42 PM
But they die anyway when every woman bleeds.
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09-19-2006, 10:48 PM
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But they die anyway when every woman bleeds.
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Ixi ---> = retard
Women have nothing to do with this thesbo, the seed is produced in the man. Women just provide an oven for the baby to grow in.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-20-2006, 01:27 AM
The man carries the sperm. And only sometimes, SOMETIMES, the sperm is included in the semen. Women don't get pregnant everytime they have sex. The woman also has an EGG, which the sperm ENTERS in, and they make a BABY.
The baby is half of his mother, and half of his father, thus, that is what we call DNA.
If women don't get pregnant everytime, and it only happens for a small percentage, why did God make sex only for babies? Humans and dolphins are wonderful enough to perform the act for their own pleasure.
TAKE A SEX ED CLASS.
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09-20-2006, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Ixi
The man carries the sperm. And only sometimes, SOMETIMES, the sperm is included in the semen. Women don't get pregnant everytime they have sex. The woman also has an EGG, which the sperm ENTERS in, and they make a BABY.
The baby is half of his mother, and half of his father, thus, that is what we call DNA.
If women don't get pregnant everytime, and it only happens for a small percentage, why did God make sex only for babies? Humans and dolphins are wonderful enough to perform the act for their own pleasure.
TAKE A SEX ED CLASS.
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The Baby's body is half mom, half dad. But we are not talking about the body sinner we are talking about the soul. All of the soul comes from the father with the seed ("sperm" if you must be so vulgar)
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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09-20-2006, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Ixi
The man carries the sperm. And only sometimes, SOMETIMES, the sperm is included in the semen. Women don't get pregnant everytime they have sex. The woman also has an EGG, which the sperm ENTERS in, and they make a BABY.
The baby is half of his mother, and half of his father, thus, that is what we call DNA.
If women don't get pregnant everytime, and it only happens for a small percentage, why did God make sex only for babies? Humans and dolphins are wonderful enough to perform the act for their own pleasure.
TAKE A SEX ED CLASS.
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If you believe in the secular myth of DNA, please read the following:
Gen. 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.
Read the Bible.
P.S. Please don't use all caps. Using all caps is considered the equivalent of shouting and comes across as rude.
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09-20-2006, 12:48 PM
This discussion does not belong where T C ™ ladies might read it! We should move it ASAP to a safer place!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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09-20-2006, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Ixi
The man carries the sperm. And only sometimes, SOMETIMES, the sperm is included in the semen. Women don't get pregnant everytime they have sex. The woman also has an EGG, which the sperm ENTERS in, and they make a BABY.
The baby is half of his mother, and half of his father, thus, that is what we call DNA.
If women don't get pregnant everytime, and it only happens for a small percentage, why did God make sex only for babies? Humans and dolphins are wonderful enough to perform the act for their own pleasure.
TAKE A SEX ED CLASS.
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You obviously didn't learn anything in your disgusting seckular class, if a woman doesn't get pregnant, something is wrong with either one, or several, of those:
1. The time the seeding takes place. (I reckon you can figure it out..)
2. Her ability to bear children.
3. The man. <This is never a problem for True Christian men however, being free of sin, we are also free of demons.. (and through that, that which you seckulars calls "diseases" and "defections".. In short, we are perfect.)
You don't reckon "diseases" and "defections" (read: demons) are "normal", do you harlot?
Have you contracted that many std's (sexually-transfered-demons) that you consider them everyday life?
You should get praying to Jesus right away, so you can be cured.
Praise His holy name!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-20-2006, 02:05 PM
This 14 year old harlot obviously has learned what she knows from her street gang friends and her mother's clients....I hope she enjoys gulping steming hot bile for eternity.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-21-2006, 10:37 PM
Why emphasize 14 year old?
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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09-21-2006, 10:44 PM
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Why emphasize 14 year old?
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If that's the part to which you object, then I guess you're owning up to the rest of it.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-21-2006, 10:52 PM
I'm not a prostitute! I'm different from you, but I'm not a prostitute.
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09-21-2006, 11:00 PM
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The man carries the sperm. And only sometimes, SOMETIMES, the sperm is included in the semen. Women don't get pregnant everytime they have sex.
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Uhhhh, Ixi....I'd hate to break it to you but....sperm is secretred by the MILLIONS every single time a man ejaculates... EVERY TIME... MILLIONS. Sperm is even present in precum, although the numbers are a lot less.
The reason women don't get pregnant every time they have intercourse is because the minute their boys enters us, our bodies bombard them and try to kill them off. In the process, thousands upon thousands die (that's pretty depressing for me because I think sperm are adorable). During their 3 day camp-out inside us, some wither away and die, others get lost trying to find the egg...and die, and others reach the egg, but aren't able to squeeze their way in...and die.
I dunno where you got that only sometimes sperm is present in the semen though. I hope it wasn't your man that told you that cuz HE LIED.
Hope I shed some light...
Moon
You pray...I dance naked in the forest
Last edited by MoonFlower; 09-21-2006 at 11:03 PM.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-21-2006, 11:03 PM
Ok, that was my sister that wrote that, shes pretty dumb about the facts of life.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-21-2006, 11:06 PM
I am doing that assignment! And I'm not going to bother looking for my parents credit cards cause they don't have any!
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09-21-2006, 11:10 PM
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Ok, that was my sister that wrote that, shes pretty dumb about the facts of life.
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Ok, well make sure she knows the facts before she does something she might regret.
Moon
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-21-2006, 11:21 PM
Yes, I certainly will. My other little sister just popped the big question today, "Where do babies come from?"
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