[Brother Lindh]

After due consideration of yield grade and texture, I conclude that Huckabee is a crackpot fundamentalist who should be consumed with a Chateauneuf-du-Pape, and not listened to. Served up with fava beans, of course.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Brother Lindh

After due consideration of yield grade and texture, I conclude that Huckabee is a crackpot fundamentalist who should be consumed with a Chateauneuf-du-Pape, and not listened to. Served up with fava beans, of course.

Why do you hate Jesus Lindh? He died temporary for your sins you know.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Brother Lindh

After due consideration of yield grade and texture, I conclude that Huckabee is a crackpot fundamentalist who should be consumed with a Chateauneuf-du-Pape, and not listened to. Served up with fava beans, of course.

Perhaps you might find this more palatable?

[Justina Thyme]

Well! I hadn't seen it from Brother Lindh's viewpoint, but it seems that the candidates for President present as a veritable smorgasbord for someone with his tastes in nutrition.

[John Smith]

i knew this site was offensive and now i can add cannibalism recipes to the list of complaints i have filed with my chapter of the aclu

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Justina Thyme

Well! I hadn't seen it from Brother Lindh's viewpoint, but it seems that the candidates for President present as a veritable smorgasbord for someone with his tastes in nutrition

Poor Brother Lindh! I suspect he's gone off his medications lately. I've warned him about that in the past, but he's probably forgotten, and there is no telling what he will do next. Perhaps a nice glass of wine would help level him out, sister

[Mr Godwin]

Originally Posted by John Smith

i knew this site was offensive and now i can add cannibalism recipes to the list of complaints i have filed with my chapter of the aclu

Oh poop on that. Do you have to be such a stick-in-the-mud, Mr Smith? Who asked unsaved trash like you anyway? Now run along and read your Bible. That's all I have to say.

[John Smith]

the bible is interesting although i find the quaran and the talmud more entertaining

[Mr Godwin]

Originally Posted by John Smith

the bible is interesting although i find the quaran and the talmud more entertaining

Excuse me? The quaran? Get behind me, satan.

[John Smith]

if everyone was more open minded they would see how beautiful the world could be with everyone living under the same sky happy and in peace worshiping whomever they see fit in whatever manner befitting their religion

[Seeker]

Originally Posted by John Smith

if everyone was more open minded they would see how beautiful the world could be with everyone living under the same sky happy and in peace worshiping whomever they see fit in whatever manner befitting their religion

You sound just like the perfect fool that will fall for the Anti-Christ.

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Seeker

You sound just like the perfect fool that will fall for the Anti-Christ.

Well if he's not with Jesus, then he already has! He should turn around on the road to Hell before it's too late for him!

[Mr Godwin]

Originally Posted by Sister Noddy

Well if he's not with Jesus, then he already has! He should turn around on the road to Hell before it's too late for him!

Preach it, Mother. Make me proud.

[Justina Thyme]

Originally Posted by John Smith

the bible is interesting although i find the quaran and the talmud more entertaining

If you're looking for entertainment, may I suggest that you go read your q'ran and talmud instead of polluting this Godly forum with your verbal excrescence.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by John Smith

if everyone was more open minded they would see how beautiful the world could be with everyone living under the same sky happy and in peace worshiping whomever they see fit in whatever manner befitting their religion

Hey, isn't that Buckminster Fuller commune still going? Maybe Josh Smith should be hanging out with those guys and not us. (I don't think they will like the no-punctuation dialogue, though. They're pretty tight with their symbols and punctuation.)

[Brother Lindh]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Why do you hate Jesus Lindh? He died temporary for your sins you know.

Oh Godly BobbyJoe! You mistake me for a non-believer!
I always, always, say a prayer before meals begging Jesus to be a guest at my humble table. And, in True Baptist Tradition, I always dunk the entrée before dining. It matters not to Jesus what person, er, food is consumed. The Praise is the Thing.

As you are fond of saying "God will make you eat your children". This is but a wise parent saying "eat your liver" or "eat your fingers".

Praise The Lord, the Holy Ghost and What's for Dinner!

[Seeker]

Originally Posted by Brother Lindh

Oh Godly BobbyJoe! You mistake me for a non-believer!
I always, always, say a prayer before meals begging Jesus to be a guest at my humble table. And, in True Baptist Tradition, I always dunk the entrée before dining. It matters not to Jesus what person, er, food is consumed. The Praise is the Thing.

As you are fond of saying "God will make you eat your children". This is but a wise parent saying "eat your liver" or "eat your fingers".

Praise The Lord, the Holy Ghost and What's for Dinner!

[Justina Thyme]

Originally Posted by Sister Noddy

Poor Brother Lindh! I suspect he's gone off his medications lately. I've warned him about that in the past, but he's probably forgotten, and there is no telling what he will do next. Perhaps a nice glass of wine would help level him out, sister

Good idea, Sister Noddy. Dark red wine, of course. As for meds... you know the gentleman better than I, so may I leave that to your discretion? He's such a gentle--um, would "soul" be the appropriate word? However, when his nutritional needs are not met, he does seem to have a certain bite to him.

[The Adversary]

Originally Posted by John Smith

if everyone was more open minded they would see how beautiful the world could be with everyone living under the same sky happy and in peace worshiping whomever they see fit in whatever manner befitting their religion

John Smith, you are a disgusting hypocrite. If everyone could worship is whatever manner they see fit then we would have more of the cannibals that you are whining about. For example, cannibalism is part of the religious and social tapestry from the tribes of New Guinea to Catholics the world over, who are greedy to devour Christ every week as well as drink his blood through the magick of Transubstantiation.

Conclusion: open your mind to the benefits of cannibalism or shut up about acceptance.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Brother Lindh

Oh Godly BobbyJoe! You mistake me for a non-believer!
I always, always, say a prayer before meals begging Jesus to be a guest at my humble table. And, in True Baptist Tradition, I always dunk the entrée before dining. It matters not to Jesus what person, er, food is consumed. The Praise is the Thing.

As you are fond of saying "God will make you eat your children". This is but a wise parent saying "eat your liver" or "eat your fingers".

Praise The Lord, the Holy Ghost and What's for Dinner!

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