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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 09:03 PM
Hi. Welcome to the forum. Are you Serbian Orthodox? I know that the Roman "church" hived itself off centuries ago followed by mutual excommunication and that invitations to their popes have been rejected. Anything a pope rejects can't be all bad but there is a question of icons to be considered. Are these used in your place of worship?
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 09:09 PM
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Friend, your username raises concerns. Why would take the name of a peverted red doll that gets a rise from being tickled?
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My username is an old meme. Anyways, im not serbian orthodox.
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 10:25 PM
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Friendly question: do you like trains?
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You see, here's the problem. You think you're being friendly and want to know about trains but this is not the railway enthusiasts' forum. Then you launch into a guessing game when someone tries to be friendly in return and asks about your Church even though this is a Church forum.
If you think we're going to sit here like - are you Russian Orthodox?
- are you Ukranian Orthodox?
- Maronite?
- Presbyterian?
- Amish?
you are mistaken. There are many heresies and although you probably want me to go and boil my head, all heretics finish up somewhere much hotter than boiling water. Perhaps you could find what that other temperature is? It's pretty easy to look up for anyone who's read The Bible and I'll even kick off your project with a relevant passage from Scripture. Other languages are available from a drop down menu.
REVELATION 21
8a The fearful
8b And unbelieving
8c And the abominable
8d And murderers
8e And whoremongers
8f And sorcerers
8g And idolaters
8h And all liars
8j Shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
If you think we're going to sit here like - are you Russian Orthodox?
- are you Ukranian Orthodox?
- Maronite?
- Presbyterian?
- Amish?
you are mistaken.
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No need to guess, Sister. I know this boy's religion. For centuries, the Serbs bent over and took it from the Turks. Many of them liked being sodomized so much that they converted to Islam. For example, the patron saint of Serbia, Slobodan Milosevic, was secretly a queer and a Muslim. So is HomoRise.
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05-16-2019, 11:04 PM
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No need to guess, Sister. I know this boy's religion. For centuries, the Serbs bent over and took it from the Turks. Many of them liked being sodomized so much that they converted to Islam. For example, the patron saint of Serbia, Slobodan Milosevic, was secretly a queer and a Muslim. So is HomoRise.
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05-16-2019, 11:09 PM
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Oh, my heavenly stars, Brother Lukes! Honestly, I had no idea that Miss HOMO Rise was speaking in code. It did seem strange that she would be concerned about trains, but, truly, I thought she had an interest in locomotives such as the Orient Express. Little did I know that there was a sinister, perverse reason for her question, but I did detect that she was smirking as she presented her question to our congregation of sanctified believers here, at . Oh, well, I have a feeling that we will not be seeing her again, now that she has been exposed. If she should return, it won't be long until her account is marked, "Aeternal Damnation Assured"! A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes. Sincerely, Isabella W.
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I am talking bout locomotives, im a pervert.
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 11:13 PM
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I am talking bout locomotives
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No-one else is.
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 11:18 PM
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I am talking bout locomotives, im a pervert.
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We're not here to talk about trains. We're here to glorify Jesus Christ and His works.
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 11:23 PM
Why does he keep going on about Serbia?
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 11:29 PM
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I am talking bout locomotives, im a pervert.
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Dear Miss HOMO Rise: Since you are not interested in sharing even the briefest bit of information about yourself, I see no reason why the Godly members of this fine, righteous should believe you when you say you want to discuss locomotives. Within a short, 24-hour period of time, you can see how your reputation has been affected, negatively, by your own reluctance to be sincere here. We are here to glorify the and to study the , and not to fritter our time discussing sinful, disgusting things like homersexualistic "train" activity. Kindly show some decency and respect when engaging in conversation on .
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 11:47 PM
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Why does he keep going on about Serbia?
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I am very confused. Is this person a man or woman? Or is he a man posing as a woman like ScoutMan? Also, wasn't Serbia called "Serbia and Herzegovina"? They were some kind of weird country that seceded from Russia or something. I don't remember and my computer hasn't worked right since I clicked on that link where I won a free tablet.
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 11:48 PM
Is it ok to be atheist here as long as im not rude? I am a railfan. And i am a male.
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 11:52 PM
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Is it ok to be atheist here as long as im not rude? I am a railfan. And i am a male.
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Interesting. I've never met a homosexual railfan atheist from Russia before. Now, as a railfan, do you wear your hair in dreadlocks like the other railfarians? Can you be a railfarian if you are not from Jamaica? I'm very interested in these kind of things.
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 11:55 PM
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I'm extremely offended that this person's introduction to us includes such filthy, pornographic language. When HomoRise mentions "trains," he is NOT talking about locomotives. He's referring to a vile faggot sex act in which multiple homers back into each others "cabooses" in a line like a train, oftentimes smoking the pot to simulate the smoke of the steam engine. Well, young man, God hates queers running trains (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Romans 1:27, 1 Timothy 1:10), so what do you have to say about that?
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Is it ok to be atheist here as long as im not rude? I am a railfan. And i am a male.
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Miss Homo: Brother Lukes has exposed you for your homersexualistic activity, so there is no need of you to pretend that you are a "railfan". And by "railfan", it is obvious that you are speaking in code, once again, about some disgusting form of perversion and pleasure that you get from being a rebellious reprobate!
Romans 1:28 "And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient".
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Re: Why homo here -
05-16-2019, 11:55 PM
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I am talking bout locomotives, im a pervert.
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Is it ok to be atheist here as long as im not rude? I am a railfan. And i am a male.
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We all get it. You are a raging rectal pile driving queersexual 'railfan' (as you people say). This is a Christian website where decent NORMAL people congregate to share a completely valid view on Jesus.
We all get what happens when 'steam blows' or you do a little 'coal chucking' or you 'get in the caboose'. We are not going to 'buy a ticket to sin' on your 'Astroliner'. You cannot fool us, we have God tight on our six.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Why homo here -
05-17-2019, 12:03 AM
Astroliner isint the name of a locomotive. Locomotives are named very diffrentley named. SUch as:
GP38-2
SDP45
C30-7
Y6B
F3A
U4B
P32-8BWH
ACS-64
MP36PH-3C
AEM-7
F40PH
And much more.
Look. You fundamnetlaists are on a forum that was a trap. You guys are tools.
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Re: Why homo here -
05-17-2019, 12:06 AM
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I am very confused. Is this person a man or woman? Or is he a man posing as a woman like ScoutMan? Also, wasn't Serbia called "Serbia and Herzegovina"? They were some kind of weird country that seceded from Russia or something. I don't remember and my computer hasn't worked right since I clicked on that link where I won a free tablet.
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Miss Dana, Serbia is a made-up country founded by inbred Russians who got raped by Turks. The Serbs are icon-worshipping masochists who love Karl Marx for calling them "racial trash" and Adolf Hitler for calling them "subhuman." They've never done anything of consequence and you shouldn't worry your little head about them any further.
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Re: Why homo here -
05-17-2019, 12:06 AM
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Dear Miss Homo Skating-on-Thin-Ice: You know where comments such as your latest one will land you, don't you?
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Re: Imma homo here -
05-17-2019, 12:16 AM
Weren't railfans the ones with deadlocks singing reggae?
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Re: Imma homo here -
05-17-2019, 12:24 AM
Honestly I’m not surprised the Homer is also an atheist. Fags and atheism seem to go hand in hand together nowadays. It leads me to question the orientation of Landover’s resident atheist. Are you friends with the man ScoutRaper who believes himself to be a woman as well?
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