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Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 10:57 AM
Hi all,
My name is Christine Wallace, I am a 21 year old woman who is seeking salvation, and to learn more about the Baptist church.
I read that it started in 1609, is this correct? Why did it not begin when Christ was born? Is it that infidels/ignorant people did not realize the purity of the English separatists that began this movement?
Also, since the Church of England was the one who began this, does this mean that all Baptists can trace their religious beliefs to England, or Amsterdam, where John Smyth reportedly began preaching about the false constitution of the church?
I desperately seek your guidance, and advice.
Also, I was reading about how many people need Salvation in Europe/South America, is it true that most of the countries there are heathens/bastards which will go to hell?
I had some bad experiences with Spanish-speaking men, who wanted their way with me in school and alike, so I am starting to wonder if their lack or religious righteousness is associated with the language they speak.
Best wishes,
Christine
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by iRlyLoveBaptistPeopl
Hi all,
My name is Christine Wallace, I am a 21 year old woman who is seeking salvation, and to learn more about the Baptist church.
I read that it started in 1609, is this correct? Why did it not begin when Christ was born? Is it that infidels/ignorant people did not realize the purity of the English separatists that began this movement?
Also, since the Church of England was the one who began this, does this mean that all Baptists can trace their religious beliefs to England, or Amsterdam, where John Smyth reportedly began preaching about the false constitution of the church?
I desperately seek your guidance, and advice.
Also, I was reading about how many people need Salvation in Europe/South America, is it true that most of the countries there are heathens/bastards which will go to hell?
I had some bad experiences with Spanish-speaking men, who wanted their way with me in school and alike, so I am starting to wonder if their lack or religious righteousness is associated with the language they speak.
Best wishes,
Christine
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I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.
Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.
New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.
We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.
Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Finally, please learn to spell. You people not only abort babies but you abort the American language. You do know it is God's Favorite®.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 11:51 AM
Hello.
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Originally Posted by iRlyLoveBaptistPeopl
My name is Christine Wallace, I am a 21 year old woman who is seeking salvation, and to learn more about the Baptist church.
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So why does your profile show your date of birth as 1965?
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I read that it started in 1609, is this correct? Why did it not begin when Christ was born?
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Maybe just a second or two's quiet contemplation might provide you with the answer to that.
I'm afraid I have no time to read any further right now, but I expect someone else will be along soon to deal with you.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 12:24 PM
Ah, another 'one post wonder' drive-by. From the looks of it, some sort of ghetto rat speaking ebolacs.
Honestly, I feel for the poor Pastor. He takes His time to to write out such detailed personal messages to these lost sheep only to have the porch monkeys toss feces. It takes a special kind of man.
Any how, I strongly suggest the female that started this poorly thought out thread read her Bible or if she is incapable of that. an adult that is willing to read it to her.
Christianity is not a word, it is an existence.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 01:10 PM
Hi again!
Oh my, I want to start educating myself and following the way of the lord, but I find myself bewildered by the fact that I have just first arrived at this forum, and I was already insulted by a pastor.
Why am I "scum"? Is it that anyone who is seeking the word of the Lord is refuse, or vile/worthless?
Also:
" Finally, please learn to spell."
Where are my spelling mistakes? The only one I saw (honest to God!) in the first post on my thread was not done by me: "internets" is not a word as accepted by Merriam Webster (exempli gratia), but rather "Internet".
My goodness! Is this normal acceptable behavior for a pastor of this faith? Do you just insult anyone who wants to join in your beliefs, and - again - begin educating themselves?
Also, why is it that my question about Baptists having only existed (professedly) since 1609 in any way offensive? If I'm not proficient in the usage of a forum or its search functions, that is precisely why I asked, and I still find myself bereft of an answer.
" Maybe just a second or two's quiet contemplation might provide you with the answer to that. "
Finally, and yet again... Why was I insulted yet again... Is this accepted behavior, to attack those seeking guidance, kindness, education, and salvation?
" Ah, another 'one post wonder' drive-by. From the looks of it, some sort of ghetto rat speaking ebolacs"
I don't even know what a 'rat speaking ebolac' is. All I know is of the disease "Ebola", and my goodness... Again I just joined the forum and not once, but twice I was insulted.
I believe Genesis 21:23 says: "23 Now swear to me here before God that you will not deal falsely with me or my children or my descendants. Show to me and the country where you now reside as a foreigner the same kindness I have shown to you.”".
Could I be shown kindness?...
Regards..
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by iRlyLoveBaptistPeopl
Hi again! Could I be shown kindness?...
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Hello Miss iRly, and to , at . We would love to get to know you. Please visit our Introduction Forum, where you can post a message to introduce yourself to the believers here at .
The link to our Introduction Forum is below, and you can post your message by clicking on the blue "New Thread" button on the upper left of your screen.
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Please remember to provide the information that we've requested at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to getting to know you as we study the together. You will find that we are a no-nonsense group of believers in the . We do not sugar-coat the Truth, which is that you deserve to go to HELL unless you repent of your disgusting sins.
May God richly bless you, as you seek as your and here, at ... Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by iRlyLoveBaptistPeopl
Hi again!
Why am I "scum"? Is it that anyone who is seeking the word of the Lord is refuse, or vile/worthless?
Could I be shown kindness?...
Regards..
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Hello Christine,
You are not "scum". You are "unsaved trash". And at one time, so was I. A minimum requirement for this blessed forum is that you tell us which church you attend, how you came to find Jesus, and what is your favorite Bible verse.
Reading the KJV Bible, and accepting it as the sole guide for living will count well with God. It could even get you to Heaven.
That's a kindness, don't you think?
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 02:14 PM
Amazing, simply amazing. The kind and gentle pastor took time out of unbelievably busy schedule to try to bring an obviously unsaved person on the track to True Salvation™ and they complain.
Normally, I never talk to people (notice the 'e' at the end?) who cannot spell and certainly to those the talk in text-speak. If they are too lazy to communicate in American, then they are mostly likely too lazy to do much of anything else. Proper use of the Godly American language is what separates good, decent and caring people from the porch monkeys, wetbacks and gooks.
No doubt you expect a prize simply for existing like all the other millennial democrats.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iRlyLoveBaptistPeopl
Hi again!
Oh my, I want to start educating myself and following the way of the lord, but I find myself bewildered by the fact that I have just first arrived at this forum, and I was already insulted by a pastor.
Why am I "scum"? Is it that anyone who is seeking the word of the Lord is refuse, or vile/worthless?
Also:
" Finally, please learn to spell."
Where are my spelling mistakes? The only one I saw (honest to God!) in the first post on my thread was not done by me: "internets" is not a word as accepted by Merriam Webster (exempli gratia), but rather "Internet".
My goodness! Is this normal acceptable behavior for a pastor of this faith? Do you just insult anyone who wants to join in your beliefs, and - again - begin educating themselves?
Also, why is it that my question about Baptists having only existed (professedly) since 1609 in any way offensive? If I'm not proficient in the usage of a forum or its search functions, that is precisely why I asked, and I still find myself bereft of an answer.
" Maybe just a second or two's quiet contemplation might provide you with the answer to that. "
Finally, and yet again... Why was I insulted yet again... Is this accepted behavior, to attack those seeking guidance, kindness, education, and salvation?
" Ah, another 'one post wonder' drive-by. From the looks of it, some sort of ghetto rat speaking ebolacs"
I don't even know what a 'rat speaking ebolac' is. All I know is of the disease "Ebola", and my goodness... Again I just joined the forum and not once, but twice I was insulted.
I believe Genesis 21:23 says: "23 Now swear to me here before God that you will not deal falsely with me or my children or my descendants. Show to me and the country where you now reside as a foreigner the same kindness I have shown to you.”".
Could I be shown kindness?...
Regards..
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Oh boo-hoo-hoo
You people come here and expect a hand out. That is not how it works. If you read the Bible, taking just five minutes out of your day from playing Hacky-Sac® and cutting yourself while weeping to Geraldo (you know that guy from that heavy metal 'band') you would know that to fall under the Cloak of God™ requires hard work, sacrifice, devotion and swallowing His Love..
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 03:11 PM
Salvation is not rocket science. Want salvation? Read the Bible. Keep all the commandments.
In doubt? Ask for that specific doubt, please show us how you got there, to that doubt, and we will help.
Use Scripture.
There is no millennial God giving free passes to Heaven for being "cool" or just "hanging there".
So we have to put up a simple 3 step way to salvation.
1) Do you want to get saved
a) Yes -> Go to 2)
b) No -> Repeat 1) Until the answer is "Yes"
2) Have you read the Bible? ALL OF IT. KJV 1611.
a) Yes -> Go to 3)
b) No -> Repeat 2) Until the answer is "Yes"
3) Have you understood what you have to do, based on the Bible?
a) Yes -> Sure? Then show it to the world and become a True Christian
b) No -> You can ask questions in this forums. Please first use the search question and find a similar thread, read it, post your question there.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-27-2019, 05:24 PM
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Salvation is not rocket science. Want salvation? Read the Bible. Keep all the commandments.
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Indeed Brother Gonz. I don't know why sinners are perpetually asking "how can I be saved?" There is only one way, as you said. There are millions of ways to be damned, but only one way into Heaven.
We True Christians are all on the path. Won't you join us there?
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
06-28-2019, 03:44 AM
Hi. One thing would be to see which "denominations" are mentioned in The Bible. Here is the KJV search page:
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org
Results are displayed in a panel with links to the specific verse, where context is also given.
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Re: Seeking Salvation - Hi All!! -
07-03-2019, 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iRlyLoveBaptistPeopl
Hi all,
My name is Christine Wallace, I am a 21 year old woman who is seeking salvation, and to learn more about the Baptist church.
I read that it started in 1609, is this correct? Why did it not begin when Christ was born? Is it that infidels/ignorant people did not realize the purity of the English separatists that began this movement?
Also, since the Church of England was the one who began this, does this mean that all Baptists can trace their religious beliefs to England, or Amsterdam, where John Smyth reportedly began preaching about the false constitution of the church?
I desperately seek your guidance, and advice.
Also, I was reading about how many people need Salvation in Europe/South America, is it true that most of the countries there are heathens/bastards which will go to hell?
I had some bad experiences with Spanish-speaking men, who wanted their way with me in school and alike, so I am starting to wonder if their lack or religious righteousness is associated with the language they speak.
Best wishes,
Christine
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Baptist and baptism have been around as long as if not longer than Jesus. They just started being fully active in bringing people to Jesus without persecution in 1609.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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