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Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-09-2015, 01:05 AM
We all know Satan works overtime in the War on Christmas. He wants the birth of Baby Jesus to be about homerism and sex out of wedlock.
There are a few recordings Satan made decades ago that are still played by the unaware today. I have come to believe his favorite is one call Santa Baby by the harlot, Eartha Kit.
The other is one that promotes infidelity of husbands and wives, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.
It is my hope people turn off their radios and cover their ears at the mall:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFMyF9fDKzE
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-09-2015, 05:50 AM
I have always found this spic kid's version of a Christmas song. No mention of the baby Jesus, and she got the names of the reindeer wrong!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-09-2015, 06:28 AM
Do people think Christmas is some kind of joke? They won't be smiling when fire and blood rains down upon their heads and the impending tribulation of Christ summons forth the final judgement of mankind. Merry Christmas!
Wizards make fun of Christ's birthday on national TV, ignoring
Leviticus 20:6
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Mark 16:18 - They shall take vp serpents, and if they drinke any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them, they shall lay hands on the sicke, and they shall recouer.
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-09-2015, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I have always found this spic kid's version of a Christmas song. No mention of the baby Jesus, and she got the names of the reindeer wrong!
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Did that enchilada say "I opened up my window to pee pee"?
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-09-2015, 07:11 AM
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Did that enchilada say "I opened up my window to pee pee"?
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That's what I heard too. They have no word for reindeer, so he probably think it's "rain, dear". This is perfectly normal behavior for the little spicaninnies. VOTE TRUMP!
Your Faithful Usher in Christ Jesus, Herman T. Periwinkle
Mark 16:18 - They shall take vp serpents, and if they drinke any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them, they shall lay hands on the sicke, and they shall recouer.
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-10-2015, 05:56 AM
The Japs have recorded a few Christmas songs. I speak it fluently, and take it from me, you don't want to ask me to translate this song in front of a lady!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-10-2015, 12:38 PM
Deck the Halls. Endorsing sodomy and paganism.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
‘Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Toll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-10-2015, 02:44 PM
Jah most appreciates the throbbing African rhythms of reggae. Bob Marley was his favorite musical personage until he was murdered by the CIA for bringing the Black man together throughout the world.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-10-2015, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Jah most appreciates the throbbing African rhythms of reggae. Bob Marley was his favorite musical personage until he was murdered by the CIA for bringing the Black man together throughout the world.
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Reggae represents one of the most important battle fronts in the War on Christmas. The traditional hymns of today were the hymns sung by ancient Christians. They are all 3/4 time and not reggae rhythms.
Today's corruption of Christmas music is no different than the corruption of the temple that cause Jesus to use a whip on the merchants. We need take a lesson from Jesus and rid the world of those who celebrate Christmas improperly.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-13-2015, 05:30 AM
*Facepalm* There are as many old hymns in 4/4 as there are 3/4. It is actually way more common.
Regarding the OP, Santa Baby is one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Rather than worshiping Jesus, she's singing about all the material crap she wants. But the worst song ever is Last Christmas by George Michael, or anyone who does that song. That had to be made by the devil, it's just plain bad.
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-14-2015, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The Japs have recorded a few Christmas songs. I speak it fluently, and take it from me, you don't want to ask me to translate this song in front of a lady!
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Hello Pastor Ezekiel!
I have been reading your posts and I have to say that you are quite the God fearing, American man! I'm glad that this site has men like you to steer it in a direction that is more for Christ.
By the way, the language in the video is actually Chinese. I am half-Japanese and I'm pretty fluent in the language.
Keep being the way you are Pastor Ezekiel!
Yours in Christ,
Yui
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-14-2015, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Sequoia
*Facepalm* There are as many old hymns in 4/4 as there are 3/4. It is actually way more common.
Regarding the OP, Santa Baby is one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Rather than worshiping Jesus, she's singing about all the material crap she wants. But the worst song ever is Last Christmas by George Michael, or anyone who does that song. That had to be made by the devil, it's just plain bad.
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You should be given an infraction for the mere mention of George Michael here on our Godly forums. Indeed, I'm suspicious that you are some kind of troll trying to Rickroll (Rick Astley) us with this post-disco dance-pop crap (the Disco craze was finally put to death on July 12, 1979).
None the less, younger readers of our forum might not be aware of just one of the numerous attempts to do Satan's bidding over the years. "Last Christmas" should be on the help lines of all Poison Control Centers across the country to induce vomiting in case you accidently swallow something you shouldn't have (in lieu of syrup of ipecac).
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-14-2015, 05:15 PM
My personal favorite Christmas song is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer by the Abyssinians. It is a ska version and it always reminds me of a good old fashioned Christmas in Jamaica with some of the rascals in the family out vomiting in the yard from too much rum and okra and tomatoes for dinner.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-14-2015, 07:24 PM
Eww, he just linked a video of that awful song. Please pass the bucket.
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-15-2015, 01:45 PM
This song is an abomination first of its sung by some catlick from papist Ireland, who mocks God by refusing to brush his teeth like a True Christian.
Then the song goes on to worship drinking alcohol and not once mentioning it being Jesus birthday.
Thankfully God has struck one of them down, the ginger haired witch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
12-15-2015, 04:09 PM
i believe all christmas music is satan's music. anything that has to do with santa clause is satanic. christmas is not about santa clause. it's about the birth of Jesus.
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
11-12-2019, 12:36 AM
The song Winter Wonderland offends me. Shouldn't it be... Christmas Wonderland?
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
11-12-2019, 12:44 AM
I really love Moron Tabernacle Choir's rendition of Carol of the Bells. It <<<sexual innuendos removed by a friendly moderator>>>
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
11-12-2019, 09:21 AM
This thread is really going downhill. Mormons? Irishes? Rastafarians? All of them deny Christ. Sure, they've made up a different gospel which they expect to deceive us as they themselves are deceived, day by day, hour by hour, second by second . . .. .. ..
Sometimes we try to offer friendship and ask about this or that, how one may know that a connection with God exists or what happens to people who don't confess their sins but—where heathens or wiccans or pagans or outright witches are involved—we are spurned. Music offers many examples but in response to I Man Watzisname who seems to "identify" as an ethnic I'd question the likelihood of The Abyssinians recording stuff about reindeers. How would they know what a reindeer was? Where would they ever see one?
On the other hand we hear so much about the ska and the reggae and the dub from reprobates who deny Christ (or promote heresy with little bells or refuse to answer simple questions) that I should mention "ethnic" versions of carols because they're intended to detract from Him whether the "carol" is about Jesus or not. Obviously this Rudolph nonsense has nothing to do with The Bible but when O Fari chipped in I felt I should respond. Be warned. There are worse things than a backbeat.
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Re: Satan's Favorite Music at Christmastime -
11-12-2019, 02:31 PM
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This thread is really going downhill. Mormons? Irishes? Rastafarians? All of them deny Christ.
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Oh, how I do agree with you, dear Sister Mitza, and I thank you for mentioning this. Any knows that the delights in musical gifts by people, and not whatever those pretenders are offering in the way of aural pollution.
Why, just the other day, I was thinking of how much I anticipate the lovely mas music that is presented by Sisters Henriette and Merna. I'm sure you, too, will receive a wondrous blessing from their gift of song.
A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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