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Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-10-2014, 02:31 PM
Prayer warrior? Are you people for real? This. Is. A. Game. Seriously, wow, the guy just wasn't in the mood to deal with the messages. Get a grip, there are really worse things to worry about.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-10-2014, 02:38 PM
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Prayer warrior? Are you people for real?
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Ok, you got me, I just threw this together in windows paint:
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-10-2014, 02:45 PM
That's a really....really stupid name...I don't see you fighting. You are no hero. You are no warrior.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-10-2014, 02:55 PM
Oh, I'm sorry, it turns out that some zit-lipped adolescent has an opinion.
This changes everything.
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02-10-2014, 03:00 PM
I'm sorry can the zit less teenager not have an opinion? Do I knot have the right? Give me reason why your opinions are valid and mine are not.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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02-10-2014, 08:42 PM
The bible still lacks general logic and is irational. Example, gays are unnatural, but a talking snake, perfectly legit. Why do you even think these people are drugs? Why do you believe that?
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-11-2014, 03:55 AM
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Give me reason why your opinions are valid and mine are not.
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Because this kind Prayer Warrior (named Frank) took the time to get my cat Ermindine out of a tree, only yesterday.
Or, I suppose now you're going to tell me I imagined that?
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-12-2014, 08:07 PM
Prayer Warriors? Hahahahahahahahaha, you people aren't warriors! Warriors are the people that go out and defend your country and makes you able to have the life you do now. You call yourselves warriors! Warriors are hero's, you people are not hero's. Pathetic!
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02-12-2014, 08:41 PM
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Prayer Warriors? Hahahahahahahahaha, you people aren't warriors! Warriors are the people that go out and defend your country and makes you able to have the life you do now. You call yourselves warriors! Warriors are hero's, you people are not hero's. Pathetic!
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Not at all dear. You simply have never seen prayer work and so you project your failures onto us. Jesus tells us very clearly that if we pray in faith, He will give us what we ask. Of course we love the United States, and so we ask for things like suppressing the Homosexual Agenda, keeping Prayer in School, and cursing Bob Costas in the eyeball.
Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
Mark 11:24
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-12-2014, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by demonjokester
Prayer Warriors? Hahahahahahahahaha, you people aren't warriors! Warriors are the people that go out and defend your country and makes you able to have the life you do now. You call yourselves warriors! Warriors are hero's, you people are not hero's. Pathetic!
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We are not any limey pansies who defend. We are on full assault with full force of the Bible and we prayer warriors are winning every day!
Glory!
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-12-2014, 09:00 PM
Firstly your "prayers" will never surpress the homosexual agenda and those who defend your country are putting their life on the line for you, and all you can do is mock them saying your pathetic prayers are winning the wars and stopping inoocents getting hurt because they aren't thats the soldiers who do that and they are beinmg selfless maybe you should try that instead of sitting at home moaning about whats wrong in the world on a forum like babies not doing anything. Maybe you think that you are winning but all you are doing is riling others and causing hatred to your prayer warriors and religion.Even tnhe most peaceful people dislike you for example the hells angels. Get some spines and defend your country you lazy spineless pansies and then try saying they do nothing hahah
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-12-2014, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by demonjokester
Firstly your "prayers" will never surpress the homosexual agenda and those who defend your country are putting their life on the line for you, and all you can do is mock them saying your pathetic prayers are winning the wars and stopping inoocents getting hurt because they aren't thats the soldiers who do that and they are beinmg selfless maybe you should try that instead of sitting at home moaning about whats wrong in the world on a forum like babies not doing anything. Maybe you think that you are winning but all you are doing is riling others and causing hatred to your prayer warriors and religion.Even tnhe most peaceful people dislike you for example the hells angels. Get some spines and defend your country you lazy spineless pansies and then try saying they do nothing hahah
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Typical hateful heathen rant. Of course we are winning, salvation is not a popularity contest. Jesus says that most of the people are going to hell and only few will get salvation. Yet the numbers grow since we are saving souls from evil like gaysexuality every day. Prayer is very active way to make things happen and there is no denying it. Let me just quote myself from different thread for example.
It was only after few prayers in which I asked God to smite that ambassador of evil, Nelson Mandela, before God killed him.
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GLORY!
Truly another great victory for Prayer Warriors! Spending most of the last summer killing trees with prayers as Jesus taught really paid off.
(Matthew 21:18-22
18 Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered.
19 And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
20 And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon is the fig tree withered away!
21 Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
22 And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.)
So far I have only managed to move mountains just a little bit, but it already feels like my prayers are now much more potent. First, I was able to pray downfall of that evil Nelson Mandela and now this.
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-12-2014, 10:33 PM
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Even tnhe most peaceful people dislike you for example the hells angels.
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The "Hells Angels" are peaceful? They're drug dealers, rapists, murderers and do all sorts of other violent things. And you have the nerve to call them 'peaceful'? And I'm pleased they hate us. If people like that liked us, we'd definitely be doing something very wrong.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-10-2014, 05:00 PM
None of them were on any drugs. Just because you have an imagination doesn't mean you have to be drugged up.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-10-2014, 05:01 PM
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None of them were on any drugs.
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And you have the urine sample to prove it?
You are entitled to our own opinion. You are not entitled to your own FACTS.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-10-2014, 11:59 PM
The bible lacks a lot of logic. I mean, example, Gays are unnatural, but a talking snake perfectly legit. Wow, something about that just doesn't seem right.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-11-2014, 03:01 AM
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The bible lacks a lot of logic. I mean, example, Gays are unnatural, but a talking snake perfectly legit. Wow, something about that just doesn't seem right.
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Look, what God says, goes. He made us all, He can break us all.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-11-2014, 05:42 AM
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The bible still lacks general logic and is irational. Example, gays are unnatural, but a talking snake, perfectly legit. Why do you even think these people are drugs? Why do you believe that?
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There is a certain way of thinking—it's not really thinking at all because it's axiomatic—that was promoted by superstitious heathens such as the anceint Greeks. Atheists in general follow that example and no doubt in a place like England where educational policy is manipulated by classically trained civil servants such follies predominate.
The Bible is clear about the status of Greek learning for a reason. God explains:
I CORINTHIANS 1
18…The preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
22 For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom:
23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
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You see, witnesses such as Luke and Paul well knew the sorts of ideas coming out from Greece which had done so much harm during the Axial Period, among Israelites. Denying the influence of The Holy Ghost for instance or declaring that the world God made for us is a "planet" orbiting some gigantic central fire. Whereas the actual Creator has Himself given us a first hand account of what He did, when He did it and how much of it was done.
God understands human foolishness, such as advocated by Democritus for example, because He came down from Heaven to be born of a virgin SO THAT he could understand.
God doesn't leave us groping in darkness, He explains the very point you've raised in some detail. The Bible continues:
I CORINTHIANS 1
25…The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
28 And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:
KJV . look up
What God is explaining is that where your smart leaves off, that's where His dumb begins or rather that the veriest edge of the remotest cliff of human understanding is yet too far away from the light of God's least understanding for even a glimmer to be seen across the vast and yawning canyon betwixt.
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Genesis 1-3 . . .. . . Genesis 4-9
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-11-2014, 05:11 AM
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Prayer warrior? Are you people for real?
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Are you wearing some type of hooka helmet?
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-11-2014, 03:58 PM
I only personally know two Americans so I can't comment on what you people thing of yourselves. But still, there are bigger things to worry about other than a game.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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