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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-11-2014, 06:33 PM
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there are bigger things to worry about other than a game.
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And maybe you'll tell us all about them….
…When you're finished arguing about a game.
Oh wait, I should have written that arguing. About. A. Game.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-12-2014, 11:22 AM
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I only personally know two Americans so I can't comment on what you people thing of yourselves. But still, there are bigger things to worry about other than a game.
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Hell is not a game. It appears that your microcosm is bereft of critical thinking, as would be the situation where Jesus is rejected out of hand.
The Bible explains what happens to persons who disregard the deliverance purchased by blood, the only deliverance possible from the time of Abel who offered an acceptable sacrifice and was blessed by God. Cain murdered him. Systems of government have developed and in these last days predominate where SATAN is the ringmaster and all who prance are reduced to the level of beasts. Therefore (a term associated with critical analysis of The Truth) Beast is as good as it gets. Dubai, for example, with its fake islands The Palm or The World or whatever abomination they construct next to mock God.
Jesus reassures us that your torment will be everlasting; He does so here:
REVELATION 14
9b If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
12 Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the commandments of God, and the faith of Jesus.
13 And I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Write, Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord from henceforth: Yea, saith the Spirit, that they may rest from their labours; and their works do follow them.
KJV .. context That is the warning we have from God. He will torture you forever. The Bible is quite clear here, rejecting God's Perfect Love has eternal consequences. Love Jesus or be tortured forever. That's so clear. come for Him today.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-12-2014, 12:47 PM
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I only personally know two Americans so I can't comment on what you people thing of yourselves. But still, there are bigger things to worry about other than a game.
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Great. You know two Americans and based on that, Judge the other 314 million.Typical narrow mindedness of a foreigner from a third world country.
I know you are just a female and as such, probably have no soul and therefore, this does not apply to you but all True Christians™ are Prayer Warriors. We battle demons every day to Save© souls of the worthy and even the unworthy, if time permits. It is not a part time job like your brushing of your teeth or grunting out babies.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-12-2014, 08:07 PM
Prayer Warriors? Hahahahahahahahaha, you people aren't warriors! Warriors are the people that go out and defend your country and makes you able to have the life you do now. You call yourselves warriors! Warriors are hero's, you people are not hero's. Pathetic!
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-12-2014, 08:41 PM
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Prayer Warriors? Hahahahahahahahaha, you people aren't warriors! Warriors are the people that go out and defend your country and makes you able to have the life you do now. You call yourselves warriors! Warriors are hero's, you people are not hero's. Pathetic!
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Not at all dear. You simply have never seen prayer work and so you project your failures onto us. Jesus tells us very clearly that if we pray in faith, He will give us what we ask. Of course we love the United States, and so we ask for things like suppressing the Homosexual Agenda, keeping Prayer in School, and cursing Bob Costas in the eyeball.
Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
Mark 11:24
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-12-2014, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by demonjokester
Prayer Warriors? Hahahahahahahahaha, you people aren't warriors! Warriors are the people that go out and defend your country and makes you able to have the life you do now. You call yourselves warriors! Warriors are hero's, you people are not hero's. Pathetic!
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We are not any limey pansies who defend. We are on full assault with full force of the Bible and we prayer warriors are winning every day!
Glory!
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-12-2014, 09:00 PM
Firstly your "prayers" will never surpress the homosexual agenda and those who defend your country are putting their life on the line for you, and all you can do is mock them saying your pathetic prayers are winning the wars and stopping inoocents getting hurt because they aren't thats the soldiers who do that and they are beinmg selfless maybe you should try that instead of sitting at home moaning about whats wrong in the world on a forum like babies not doing anything. Maybe you think that you are winning but all you are doing is riling others and causing hatred to your prayer warriors and religion.Even tnhe most peaceful people dislike you for example the hells angels. Get some spines and defend your country you lazy spineless pansies and then try saying they do nothing hahah
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-12-2014, 09:38 PM
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Firstly your "prayers" will never surpress the homosexual agenda and those who defend your country are putting their life on the line for you, and all you can do is mock them saying your pathetic prayers are winning the wars and stopping inoocents getting hurt because they aren't thats the soldiers who do that and they are beinmg selfless maybe you should try that instead of sitting at home moaning about whats wrong in the world on a forum like babies not doing anything. Maybe you think that you are winning but all you are doing is riling others and causing hatred to your prayer warriors and religion.Even tnhe most peaceful people dislike you for example the hells angels. Get some spines and defend your country you lazy spineless pansies and then try saying they do nothing hahah
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Typical hateful heathen rant. Of course we are winning, salvation is not a popularity contest. Jesus says that most of the people are going to hell and only few will get salvation. Yet the numbers grow since we are saving souls from evil like gaysexuality every day. Prayer is very active way to make things happen and there is no denying it. Let me just quote myself from different thread for example.
It was only after few prayers in which I asked God to smite that ambassador of evil, Nelson Mandela, before God killed him.
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GLORY!
Truly another great victory for Prayer Warriors! Spending most of the last summer killing trees with prayers as Jesus taught really paid off.
(Matthew 21:18-22
18 Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered.
19 And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
20 And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon is the fig tree withered away!
21 Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
22 And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.)
So far I have only managed to move mountains just a little bit, but it already feels like my prayers are now much more potent. First, I was able to pray downfall of that evil Nelson Mandela and now this.
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-12-2014, 10:10 PM
How are you winning when nelson mandela who was 92 died of old age and being homosexual doesn't make you evil and praying doesn't save their souls because they have free will and you are praying to something that doesn't exist. And prayer isn't an active way to get things done, its a lazy way to say you prayed for it to be done so you don't have to get up and argue with them.
Also can you all grow up and get a lives then you will have something to do uring the day instead of moaning at children and others with diffent beliefs that they are wrong and should change there lifestyle over the internet when it clearly isn't going to happen.
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-12-2014, 10:25 PM
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How are you winning when nelson mandela who was 92 died of old age and being homosexual doesn't make you evil and praying doesn't save their souls because they have free will and you are praying to something that doesn't exist. And prayer isn't an active way to get things done, its a lazy way to say you prayed for it to be done so you don't have to get up and argue with them.
Also can you all grow up and get a lives then you will have something to do uring the day instead of moaning at children and others with diffent beliefs that they are wrong and should change there lifestyle over the internet when it clearly isn't going to happen.
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How are we winning? You said it yourself, that evil, mandingo jungle boogaloo is dead yet we are still here. Another of my prayers answered. Chalk up another for God's team!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-12-2014, 10:33 PM
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Even tnhe most peaceful people dislike you for example the hells angels.
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The "Hells Angels" are peaceful? They're drug dealers, rapists, murderers and do all sorts of other violent things. And you have the nerve to call them 'peaceful'? And I'm pleased they hate us. If people like that liked us, we'd definitely be doing something very wrong.
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are. -
02-12-2014, 10:34 PM
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How are you winning when nelson mandela who was 92 died of old age
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Don't be silly. Mandela died because I asked God to strike this evil nigra dead.
Glory!
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and being homosexual doesn't make you evil
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Of course is does. Being gaysexual will get you thrown to hell. Good people goes to heaven, evil people goes to hell. It's that simple. You can kick and scream against is as much as you want, but that fact of Jesus still remains.
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