[Rev Moonfloss]

I seez hows its, Ida bee no mo smakin on da sweet tang here no mo. Justa mis unda standin here yall n all nos whats Im sayin.


Um, Ms Lola, Iz hatz ta be da one ta bring ya bad news but cha should check out da taco stand down where da men folk be talkin. Iz might be wrong informed, but yo sweet heart done be known a lot bout messican food.

[Lola Handcock]

Just to let you know I told Mr Basher what you were saying about Miss April being a ho.

And I dont know what you are talking about messiicans for?

[Rev Moonfloss]

Iz hates ta do dis but dis is wat be goin down behind yo back....

"How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is?"

Duz you even knows wats dis empanads is? Yo sweet heart does.

[Lola Handcock]

Originally Posted by Rev Moonfloss

Iz hates ta do dis but dis is wat be goin down behind yo back....

"How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is?"

Duz you even knows wats dis empanads is? Yo sweet heart does.

Oh now you want to say bad things about sweet Emil,Sir I no longer am speaking to you !

[Rev Moonfloss]

iz sorry ms but ya gotts ta know da truth be fo yall be sayin da I do's. May be checkin wit da good pastor might be doin ya some good be fo ya be gettin married an all.

[Meek and Humble]

Look here, boy. I don't know where on earth you got your PHD in theology, but you definitely sound like no "reverend" to me! Stay away from Miss April! Do I need to say it in your own language?

Look, home-piece, I be telling you to step off from my shorty, else I'll be gettin' jiggy with it, and all up in your head. You best not be messin' up with us, or I'll ass a bust in yo cap!

If this creep gets near you again, sweet April, let me know. He'll soon regret it!

[Lola Handcock]

I told him that was no way to treat a lady like Miss April,maybe he understands better now!

[Miss April]

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher

Look here, boy. I don't know where on earth you got your PHD in theology, but you definitely sound like no "reverend" to me! Stay away from Miss April! Do I need to say it in your own language?

Look, home-piece, I be telling you to step off from my shorty, else I'll be gettin' jiggy with it, and all up in your head. You best not be messin' up with us, or I'll ass a bust in yo cap!

If this creep gets near you again, sweet April, let me know. He'll soon regret it!

Thank you so much Brother Heathen i will let you know if he trys to bother me again i just don't get what his Problem was

[Miss April]

Originally Posted by Lola Handcock

I told him that was no way to treat a lady like Miss April,maybe he understands better now!

Thank you so much Sister Lola for telling him that it means alot you are a really good Christian Friend yeah well i really hope he does understend now that is no way to talk to A Good Christian women

[Meek and Humble]

I'll protect you, April.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by Rev Moonfloss

Good Christian wumon huh? Well dang Iz bet Iz could be gettin $500 dolla off of you den in stead of da $200 dat I be makin off of udder street ho's.

Don't yo be worrin non either, All of da cash be going ta da church fund. Yo be workin for Jesus now.

Dat right Superfly, Jeezus likes it when dem young white gals work hard, real hard fo da church.
Now Miz April, git on yo knees and pray cause Lawd like it seein you dat way.

[Miss April]

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher

I'll protect you, April.

Thank you so much that is so sweet of you Brother Heathen you are such a Wonderful Man

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Can anyone in this thread actually speak proper English? Between the speech-impedimented mammy Vavoline, the blaxploitational stereotypical Rev Moonfloss, the ignorant inbred Lola, and the airheaded bimbo Miss April, I don't think this thread can even qualify as being in the English language.

If you people are trying to perpetuate the stereotype that Christians are idiots who can't elucidate their thoughts in a clear manner with proper knowledge of English....congratulations. You're doing a great job! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

[Meek and Humble]

Originally Posted by Miss April

Thank you so much that is so sweet of you Brother Heathen you are such a Wonderful Man

Ah shucks, Miss April, you sure do know how to make a feller feel good bout himself

[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X

Can anyone in this thread actually speak proper English? Between the speech-impedimented mammy Vavoline, the blaxploitational stereotypical Rev Moonfloss, the ignorant inbred Lola, and the airheaded bimbo Miss April, I don't think this thread can even qualify as being in the English language.
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Now listen here Dyke lady, iffen you is a lady! You be goin down and I don't mean on one of yo sistas! I be written wif da Southern accent da Lawd Jeesus his-self gave me. Dat done mean I is stupid. Now fo da others you done mention...... I think you hit da nail on da head.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by Miss April

Sister Vavoline, i can't believe you say that I'm not Stuipd my IQ is not Low its High You have no right to talk that way about me Your the the one who can't talk right even a 5 year old can't understand what your saying. You really need to Learn English

Lawd hab mercy, I ain't never, NEVER in my whole life and I be living in da souf, come across a post so filled wif hate and racism! Make me scairt to leave my house! What in da world is happenin wif our young folk that they be so angry and hateful? Too much playin and not enough prayin, I is tellin you!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by Miss April

Sister Vavoline, i can't believe you say that I'm not Stuipd my IQ is not Low its High You have no right to talk that way about me Your the the one who can't talk right even a 5 year old can't understand what your saying. You really need to Learn English

Oh an by da way Miz April, it's "Stupid" PERIOD.
I said in my own words you ARE stupid..reread yo first sentence. You be needin to put a period afta "stupid", cap the "I", small case "L", "it's", small case "H" PERIOD. "You're" not your. Iffen you spend more time at da church school and not worryin bout all da men here, maybe WE could understand what in da hell you be sayin!
Oh, I is Mrs. Johnson to you!

[Meek and Humble]

Now, now, no reason to get in grammar wars. You are both ladies. Nobody expects you to write intelligently. In fact, it would be HIGHLY suspicious if you could...

[Joshua Brooks]

Originally Posted by Rev Moonfloss

Iz don't be knowin bout dat ms Lola cause she be advertizin all over here ta all da men. She even done try ta friend me. Iz figure since she doin it, wez all might as well benefit from it, know what I sayin.

Look here you ashy elbowed, nappy headed, wide nosed, platinum grilled, uncouth, jive talking, tar skinned, greasy, blue gummed, grape cool-aid sipping, obnoxious, yellow eyed, welfare collecting, shuck and jiving, spear chucking, disrespectful, pie stealing, inner tube lipped, 40-once guzzling, false Christian, rap music blasting, crack smoking, loud mouth, KFC gorging, white women raping, voodoo witch doctor, uppity, watermelon devouring, weed smoking, gangbanging, bling-bling obsessed fashion nightmare!!! Your best bet is to cease and desist from your unprovoked wannabe little pimping assault on our True Christian™ values and sensibilities.

I don't care if Ms. Handcock or Ms. April are unsaved trash or not, I will not tolerate your unsavory remarks. I'd threaten to beat you black and blue, but you're already blurple enough and I'd rather not get negro grease all over my fists. You will show the proper respect to your betters on this, God's Favorite Forum©, or you will be dealt with, boy! Maybe that kind of behavior is acceptable over in the lawless jungles of the Dark Continent, but there is no place for it in God's Presence®!

[Joshua Brooks]

Originally Posted by Vavoline Johnson

Dat right Superfly, Jeezus likes it when dem young white gals work hard, real hard fo da church.
Now Miz April, git on yo knees and pray cause Lawd like it seein you dat way.

She's supposed to be white?

I thought she as some kind of cuban, italian, mexican, fillipino, persian, gypsie or something. But, I will defer to your wise judgement, Mama Johnson.

She sent me a friend request too. Even though I've been gone for a year and wasn't even posting during the time she sent it. Is she good people? Should I accept it?