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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-19-2018, 08:08 PM
#1. SOmeone keeps messing with my damn profile!!!!!
They continue to change my details, someone changed my profile picture and even my signature. I am always stuck with this damn humiliating tag or heading at the top of these damn posts.
#2. "Tell us, how far have you got in your reading of the KJV?"
Your normal KJV I have finished Hebrews, Romans, 1,2,and3 John and Galatians. The 1611 KJV I have done Timothy and Thessalonians.
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If - and it's a VERY BIG IF INDEED - someone other than you is changing your profile, rather than you doing it yourself (because let's face it dear, you seem to be going for the Attention Seeker Of The Week award), then it could be anyone. It could even be me.
I would give you two pieces of advice:
1. Stop whining and start praising Our Lord.
2. Be careful who you trust.
You can put your trust in though. Tell us, how far have you got in your reading of the KJV?
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-19-2018, 08:32 PM
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Your normal KJV I have finished Hebrews, Romans, 1,2,and3 John and Galatians. The 1611 KJV I have done Timothy and Thessalonians.
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Is there some reason why you don't just start at the beginning and read through to the end? You know, like a normal person would.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-19-2018, 08:36 PM
Well, someone who knows more than I do said to start with the Gospel of John, then read the Book of Romans, then Ephesians, Galatians and finish the letters of Paul first, then start in the Psalms and maybe Genesis.
That's what someone told me.
But Joanna, I will read whatever you say for me to read and start where you want and read as much as you tell me if you want to give me a reading assignment, please.
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Is there some reason why you don't just start at the beginning and read through to the end? You know, like a normal person would.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 06:48 AM
I wish you would just give me an assignment, a reading task or assignment so I can get with it and accomplish something worthwhile now.
Where should I start and how much should I read each day?
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Is there some reason why you don't just start at the beginning and read through to the end? You know, like a normal person would.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 07:17 AM
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I wish you would just give me an assignment, a reading task or assignment so I can get with it and accomplish something worthwhile now.
Where should I start and how much should I read each day?
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As a general rule, fully-functioning adults do not require and are not given "assignments". They have tasks, which they organise and accomplish for themselves. However, I see the foul-mouthed wretch Didymus has already provided a handy link - he did this less than three hours ago and you acknowledged it. Have you forgotten so quickly?
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I'm sure I speak for many when I say they wanted to hear that you're going to be a little quieter until you finish reading the Bible, using this handy read-along guide to ensure you absorb the full meaning of God's lovingkindness as revealed to us in the KJV, and less complaining about how they're supposedly mistreating your bitch ass.
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If you really are so woefully inadequate as to need an "assignment", and that does seem to be the case, then I would suggest that you follow the pastor's instructions in the very first post here:
Names and order of all the books
There are useful links in the table to discussions of each section.
See you in a year, dear.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 12:42 PM
Joanna,
I only ask because I was criticized for starting with Paul and his writings, so I thought since you said I should start at the beginning that maybe you had another idea.
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
As a general rule, fully-functioning adults do not require and are not given "assignments". They have tasks, which they organise and accomplish for themselves. However, I see the foul-mouthed wretch Didymus has already provided a handy link - he did this less than three hours ago and you acknowledged it. Have you forgotten so quickly?
If you really are so woefully inadequate as to need an "assignment", and that does seem to be the case, then I would suggest that you follow the pastor's instructions in the very first post here:
Names and order of all the books
There are useful links in the table to discussions of each section.
See you in a year, dear.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 01:01 PM
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Joanna,
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That's Mrs Lytton-Vasey to you, dear.
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I only ask because I was criticized for starting with Paul and his writings, so I thought since you said I should start at the beginning that maybe you had another idea.
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What, some idea other than the one I suggested, i.e. starting at the beginning like a normal person?
My husband has just reminded me that one of the minor benefits of full True Christian™ status on these forums is the ability to remove from view all your posts with just a single click.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 01:59 PM
Mrs Lytton-Vasey,
I shall start at the beginning then.
I respect your status in the Forum, so have you banished me or vanished me with a SINGLE CLICK?
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
That's Mrs Lytton-Vasey to you, dear.
What, some idea other than the one I suggested, i.e. starting at the beginning like a normal person?
My husband has just reminded me that one of the minor benefits of full True Christian™ status on these forums is the ability to remove from view all your posts with just a single click.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 03:24 PM
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Joanna,
I only ask because I was criticized for starting with Paul and his writings, so I thought since you said I should start at the beginning that maybe you had another idea.
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Dear, the word "beginning" usually just means "beginning," which in the case of the Holy Bible would refer to "the first sentence on the first page of the first book of the Bible." That would be Genesis, just in case you are unaware.
I hope that was helpful.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 04:37 PM
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I had read them and they were simple. Now I find other places that as a member of the Forum I have no rights ....
Yikes!!!!!
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I am not referring to you, you have been helpful, but whoever keeps messing with me and changing my profile and stuff...yuk, yuk, yuk.......
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Sorry is no excuse. Many here have extended a hand in friendship only to find you have not washed yours and they are covered with the dead bodies of babies. Then you wonder why God makes sure everyone knows. Then you cry about it like a 3 year old souless ginger baby. I for one, am quite sick of it. How can any deity help you if you refuse to help yourself? People like you are what give all teaxans the reputation they all have.
Deplorable.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 05:00 PM
I am continually punished by this Forum. Every time I check for messages I get more infractions and more damages to my reputation and yet more humiliating comments added to my profile.
And to think I turned to this Forum in a time of desperation for issues and concerns I was facing.
All I get here is what can only be described as party line pat answers. Nothing creative or thought put into, just the standard pat answer over and over.
Apparently this is all that the Forum has to offer is what amounts to pat answers; explanations that have been used over and over many times before and are not sincere or from the heart.
In fact this Forum has no heart at all, it's all repetitious babbling like monkey see and monkey do. A bunch of robots repeating pat answers with never an original idea or new thought to offer at all.
By the way I have read Genesis; Exodus also and the Four Gospels and the letters of Paul.
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Sorry is no excuse. Many here have extended a hand in friendship only to find you have not washed yours and they are covered with the dead bodies of babies. Then you wonder why God makes sure everyone knows. Then you cry about it like a 3 year old souless ginger baby. I for one, am quite sick of it. How can any deity help you if you refuse to help yourself? People like you are what give all teaxans the reputation they all have.
Deplorable.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 05:09 PM
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I am continually punished by this Forum. Every time I check for messages I get more infractions and more damages to my reputation and yet more humiliating comments added to my profile.
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Maybe Jesus just doesn't like you, dear.
*shrug*
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 05:19 PM
Apparently, but Jesus is not the Moderator of this Forum and He is not the one writing me up and giving me all these infractions, penalties and putting all these humiliating things on my profile and signature.
And I assume from everything else that has been posted that my fate is an everlasting torture in a never ending place of punishment. So is this group preparing me for hell by punishing me continually?
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Maybe Jesus just doesn't like you, dear.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-20-2018, 05:28 PM
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So is this group preparing me for hell by punishing me continually?
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No dear. I suspect Jesus doesn't like you and that's why He afflicted you with retardism. The moderators here are simply doing their jobs.
I'm sorry.
You could try repentance.
Ask your caregiver what that means.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-21-2018, 09:16 PM
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All I get here is what can only be described as party line pat answers. Nothing creative or thought put into, just the standard pat answer over and over.
Apparently this is all that the Forum has to offer is what amounts to pat answers; explanations that have been used over and over many times before and are not sincere or from the heart.
In fact this Forum has no heart at all, it's all repetitious babbling like monkey see and monkey do. A bunch of robots repeating pat answers with never an original idea or new thought to offer at all.
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You are absolutely correct, dear, and if you read Deuteronomy, Psalms, Proverbs, and Revelation, you would understand why. It's because we do not wish to go to Hell by editing ("being creative" with) God's Perfect Word:
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.
Psalm 19:7 The law of the Lord is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the Lord is sure, making wise the simple.
Proverbs 30:5-6
5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
Revelation 22:18-19
18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
I hope this was helpful. I am still praying for you.
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By the way I have read Genesis; Exodus also and the Four Gospels and the letters of Paul.
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That's nice. Keep reading. Make notes, too. Sticky notes help.
...Eww, no not that type of sticky, you pervert!
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-10-2019, 04:22 AM
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If God is perfect, then obviously hate is not an unnecessary emotion. And God's perfection doesn't prevent Him from making imperfect beings, for He can do anything; He is omnipotent. The book you wrote on Spider Man wasn't divinely inspired like the 1611 KJV, was it?
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Well, he can't create a rock he can't lift right. And if he could he couldn't lift the rock.
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02-10-2019, 05:21 AM
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Well, he can't create a rock he can't lift right. And if he could he couldn't lift the rock.
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So, you have discovered the omnipotence paradox. It's one of the questions that are considered basically incoherent. There have been many Spiritually mature answers since the 13th century. It's similar to the notion of not being able to make round square. We can put words one after another but that does not make the question meaningful.
Here is an answer to your attempt to mock God: - Why would God not be able to create such a stone? If someone can, it's Him. He can do everything. Thereafter, he can lift the stone. Why not? If someone can do logically impossible things, it's Him. He is not restricted by your logic.
If you wish, you can look into a few generally godless philosophical journals, they are not too enthusiastic about this paradox either (Frankfurt H 1998 in Necessity, volition, love, pp. 1-2 contains the above answer in a more complex form). Its references lead you to further articles.
1 Peter 2:15
For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
Your interest in Jesus means He is calling you. You can answer and learn His Grace.
John 8:47
He that is of God, heareth Gods words: ye therefore heare them not, because ye are not of God.
Thank you for your nice albeit uneducated challenge. However, your failure to do some actual research and find some existing rebuttals to your scattered Interwebs memes is not as laudable. You'll in in our prayers at a reasonable frequency.
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-10-2019, 06:02 AM
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Well, he can't create a rock he can't lift right. And if he could he couldn't lift the rock.
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Thanks for trotting out that tired fallacy. Just because you don't understand how something could be done doesn't mean it can't be done.
Or maybe you'd care to explain to us how they navigated Apollo 11 to the Moon and back. Use as many words* as you like.
* your own words, no linking or "look it up yourself", and my plagiarism detection-fu is Level 99
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-10-2019, 12:32 PM
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Well, he can't create a rock he can't lift right. And if he could he couldn't lift the rock.
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You seem to be saying that if God could do impossible things then He couldn't do impossible things.
Am I reading that correctly? Whether or not there are degrees of impossibility in your model I'd have thought that creating an impossible object from nothing was more impossible than manipulating the impossible object in space or time once it existed because more degrees of impossibility need to be overcome in the former case than in the latter.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-12-2019, 06:45 AM
“These six things the Lord hates, yes, seven are an abomination to Him: A proud look, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that are swift in running to evil, a false witness who speaks lies, and one who sows discord among brethren” (Proverbs 6:16-19).
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