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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 01:29 AM

BUT jesus was tanned and from palastine in the middle east that is niether good nor bad I wasn't mocking god nor Jesus by stating he was white! Colour did not matter but his teachings do! Do not call me a WHORE! How dear you call yourself a christian pastor and then call a fellow christian sister a whore! That is dispicable.
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BUT jesus was tanned and from palastine in the middle east that is niether good nor bad I wasn't mocking god nor Jesus by stating he was white! Colour did not matter but his teachings do! Do not call me a WHORE! How dear you call yourself a christian pastor and then call a fellow christian sister a whore! That is dispicable.
You are no Christian, you've admitted that much in your blasphemes.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 01:33 AM

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BUT jesus was tanned and from palastine in the middle east that is niether good nor bad I wasn't mocking god nor Jesus by stating he was white! Colour did not matter but his teachings do! Do not call me a WHORE! How dear you call yourself a christian pastor and then call a fellow christian sister a whore! That is dispicable.
I can smell a Godmocker a mile away, and you, girl, are a Godmocking harlot.

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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 01:39 AM

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You are no Christian, you've admitted that much in your blasphemes.
I have never admitted i am not a christian I follow the bible not letter to letter tho. You have to realise that parts of the bible are not right. And that some of the stories are for simple people of simpler times!

How is saying jesus was from palastine mocking in anyway?
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Smile Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 01:44 AM

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I have never admitted i am not a christian I follow the bible not letter to letter tho. You have to realise that parts of the bible are not right. And that some of the stories are for simple people of simpler times!

How is saying jesus was from palastine mocking in anyway?
You really are an empty headed child.
You admitted you are a lezbo.
You admit you only follow the parts of the Bible you like
You have mocked God and His Word repeatedly on this very forum, I cannot imagine what you do outside of it.

Even the simple stories apparently are too complex for you.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 01:44 AM

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BUT jesus was tanned and from palastine in the middle east that is niether good nor bad I wasn't mocking god nor Jesus by stating he was white! Colour did not matter but his teachings do! Do not call me a WHORE! How dear you call yourself a christian pastor and then call a fellow christian sister a whore! That is dispicable.
At that time everyone was white. Don't let these hippy re-workings of Christian imagery fool you. I've even seen representations of Jesus as a black man!! I mean, seriously, do you believe God would send anything other then pure to spread the gospel? Seriously? Maybe he was ginger?! Ha! Maybe he was in a wheelchair too? You can carry on worshipping your black, ginger cripple Christ if you like, it's not like you'll ever be seeing him to be proved wrong.
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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 01:50 AM

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You really are an empty headed child.
You admitted you are a lezbo.
You admit you only follow the parts of the Bible you like
You have mocked God and His Word repeatedly on this very forum, I cannot imagine what you do outside of it.

Even the simple stories apparently are too complex for you.
1.JOKE! Can't you take a joke?
2.Yes most christians do! It is not the exact word of the lord nor Jesus.
3. Once!

Are you just against women?

And how is saying jesus wasnt white blasphing? HOW? He wasnt geographically he wasnt and thats ok isnt?
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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 01:57 AM

Jane, are you drinking the cheap stuff, you are getting incoherent.

1) A Joke, claiming to be a lezbo is a joke? That is exactly the kind of behavior that gets a girl raped.
2) We follow the Bible completely, cover to cover with zero tolerance for deviation. No interpretation,no skipping the parts we do not like. God would not of gone through all the trouble to provide it all to us if it were not all important.
3) Killing a person gets you life in prison, even if you do it only once. Who knows how many times you did it yesterday.

No, I love women. I have a lovely wife, we have been married 34 years, we have 14 children, a few of them are girls too.

I have traveled to africa, I never became black. Think before you speak. Try to look a little less foolish, it is getting harder and harder to take you seriously.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 02:05 AM

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Jane, are you drinking the cheap stuff, you are getting incoherent.

1) A Joke, claiming to be a lezbo is a joke? That is exactly the kind of behavior that gets a girl raped.
2) We follow the Bible completely, cover to cover with zero tolerance for deviation. No interpretation,no skipping the parts we do not like. God would not of gone through all the trouble to provide it all to us if it were not all important.
3) Killing a person gets you life in prison, even if you do it only once. Who knows how many times you did it yesterday.

No, I love women. I have a lovely wife, we have been married 34 years, we have 14 children, a few of them are girls too.

I have traveled to africa, I never became black. Think before you speak. Try to look a little less foolish, it is getting harder and harder to take you seriously.

JESUS WAS BORN IN PALASTINE
His mother The virgin Mary was from palastine and nobody noes what colour God is. He was tanned you obviosly born in africa but Jesus was BORN in palastine!

Plus you obviously do not understand the idea of rape. Rape is not caused by a woman acting in a certian manor. Its about power and how a man feels he needs to control that woman. I fould be the biggest slut in the world and not get rapped but I could be a helpless young virgin not showing an ounce of flesh and get raped. Because that man felt the need to control that girl. POWER is what rape is about NOT SEX! And go ask a physcollogist they will tell you the same.
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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 02:38 AM

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....And go ask a physcollogist they will tell you the same.
Frankly, you discredit any credible point you might make (you didn't incidentally) by your neanderthal spelling. I guess if you are going to talk nonsense, you might as well spell in tongues as well. But shouldn't you be doing it on Myspace or somewhere like that? This is a place for intelligent, educated and well read Christians. I guess you went to some hippy school that didn't care much for God's English? Did they also teach you to HATE the Lord, as you clearly do?
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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 02:49 AM

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Frankly, you discredit any credible point you might make (you didn't incidentally) by your neanderthal spelling. I guess if you are going to talk nonsense, you might as well spell in tongues as well. But shouldn't you be doing it on Myspace or somewhere like that? This is a place for intelligent, educated and well read Christians. I guess you went to some hippy school that didn't care much for God's English? Did they also teach you to HATE the Lord, as you clearly do?
No I had a typo. Also i am dysexlic so my spelling isnt amazing but i obviously have more intellegence than you my friend. As I do not contradict myself like you do!
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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 03:43 AM

Yet more nonsense from a brain infected with evil. Your "dyslexia" is proof enough of that. Thank the Lord for giving us an early warning system like "dyslexia" to allow us to quickly spot the ones that are beyond help. PRAISE THE LORD. Or should I say PRIAES TEH LODR?

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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
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Default Re: Those perverted Brits will burn in Hell! - 01-10-2010, 11:23 AM

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Yet more nonsense from a brain infected with evil. Your "dyslexia" is proof enough of that. Thank the Lord for giving us an early warning system like "dyslexia" to allow us to quickly spot the ones that are beyond help. PRAISE THE LORD. Or should I say PRIAES TEH LODR?

I'm sure Jesus will join me in a chuckle over this little joke:
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
Errm no ... Div pot!
What about true christians who die of cancer and other various diseases?
Dylesxia is not some massive dieseas stopping my life I just can not spell amazingly. Obviously God blessed me with the intellegence to see that. God your so special (in the retard way)
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