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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 06:32 AM

Do you people even know what Emo means? Emo is short for Emotional, because Emo people are struggling emotionally, they are lost and hurting and broken and they need to be shown the love of Jesus!

How can you want them to die and go to hell? How can you?

Jesus would sit on the floor with them and cry with them and hug them and wipe the blood from their arms with his shirt and tell them how much He loves them.

I don't understand this.
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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 06:39 AM

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Oh? Is that like when Albert Fish claimed God told him to kidnap children, rape them, and eat them?

Jesus did not tell any psychotic lady to kill her kids. How can you believe that? Honestly, how can you? I want to know because I'm dumbfound.
How can you not believe that? It wouldn't exactly be the first time God ordered someone to kill their child: Genesis 22:1-2
And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham, and said unto him, Abraham: and he said, Behold, here I am.
And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I don't understand how you can say these things are wrong when the Bible clearly shows they aren't. Seriously, what's wrong with you that you can't see God's will in this?


Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Love Jesus Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 06:43 AM

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Oh? Is that like when Albert Fish claimed God told him to kidnap children, rape them, and eat them?

Jesus did not tell any psychotic lady to kill her kids. How can you believe that? Honestly, how can you? I want to know because I'm dumbfound.
Dear Sinner,

God's goodness and mercy is sometimes beyond our comprehension. Sometimes God sees it fit to have cities destroyed, men killed and the virgins and children taken into custody (in modern American, kidnapping children and using them as spoils of war for fornicatory purposes). While we cannot be certain that the cases you mentioned were directly ordered by Jesus, there are many precedents of Him actually commanding exactly those things!


Deuteronomy 20:13-14
And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:
But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.

God make also take revenge on some people by killing their children.

2 Samuel 12:11-14
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun. For thou didst it secretly: but I will do this thing before all Israel, and before the sun. And David said unto Nathan, I have sinned against the LORD. And Nathan said unto David, The LORD also hath put away thy sin; thou shalt not die. Howbeit, because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the LORD to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die.

The Lord God also endorses cannibalism in particular situations but not all kinds of cannibalism (we must be careful) but only the eating of one's own offspring!



Leviticus 26:29
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

Deuteronomy 28:53
And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:

I don't claim to understand all the commands of Jesus but I accept them and appreciate them as they are for our own good. The precice nature of this goodness will become clear to us in due course with the End of Days and the subsequent Glorious entry into Heaven!



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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 06:46 AM

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How can you not believe that? It wouldn't exactly be the first time God ordered someone to kill their child: Genesis 22:1-2
And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham, and said unto him, Abraham: and he said, Behold, here I am.
And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I don't understand how you can say these things are wrong when the Bible clearly shows they aren't. Seriously, what's wrong with you that you can't see God's will in this?
How can I not believe that?

Jesus didn't throw one single stone at the guilty, adulterous woman when He had every right to as the son of God. Jesus had lunch with the thieving tax collector. Jesus didn't punish the woman at the well who'd had 5 husbands and was living with a guy unmarried, He offered her life! He offered them all love and life and grace and mercy through Him.

And you think he would have a woman smash her children's heads in with a rock?
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Love Jesus Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 06:50 AM

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And you think he would have a woman smash her children's heads in with a rock?
In fact, Jesus would!





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Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 06:56 AM

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Dear Sinner,

God's goodness and mercy is sometimes beyond our comprehension. Sometimes God sees it fit to have cities destroyed, men killed and the virgins and children taken into custody (in modern American, kidnapping children and using them as spoils of war for fornicatory purposes). While we cannot be certain that the cases you mentioned were directly ordered by Jesus, there are many precedents of Him actually commanding exactly those things!


Deuteronomy 20:13-14
And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:
But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.

God make also take revenge on some people by killing their children.

2 Samuel 12:11-14
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun. For thou didst it secretly: but I will do this thing before all Israel, and before the sun. And David said unto Nathan, I have sinned against the LORD. And Nathan said unto David, The LORD also hath put away thy sin; thou shalt not die. Howbeit, because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the LORD to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die.

The Lord God also endorses cannibalism in particular situations but not all kinds of cannibalism (we must be careful) but only the eating of one's own offspring!



Leviticus 26:29
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

Deuteronomy 28:53
And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:

I don't claim to understand all the commands of Jesus but I accept them and appreciate them as they are for our own good. The precice nature of this goodness will become clear to us in due course with the End of Days and the subsequent Glorious entry into Heaven!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Dear sinner? What right have you to pass judgement on my life?

No, Albert Fish was a serial killer. He tortured more children than anyone knows. He was a masochist and a sadist and a lot more things. He kidnapped children, beat them, cut off limbs while they were still alive, raped them, and ate them.

Albert Fish is burning in hell and rightly so. I have little doubt Diana Laney is there with him.

If I was Catholic, I'd be crossing myself and saying my hail mary's at the very sight of these forum posts.
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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 07:05 AM

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In fact, Jesus would!





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Jesus didn't write the Psalms, dear.
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Scared Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 07:27 AM

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Jesus didn't write the Psalms, dear.
The Bible was written by our Lord God and transmitted through the Holy Spirit. Where is Jesus in all this? Let us ask the only reliable information available. The Bible!

John 1:1-5
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

Word = Jesus = one with the Father = God -> Jesus is God. The Divinity of Jesus Christ is what separates us from Jews, Muslims and Catholics.

God dictated the Bible. Jesus = God. Jesus dictated the Bible. The bible contains Psalms. Thus, Jesus dictated the Bible -> Jesus dictated the Psalms.

Are you really seriously honestly denying the Divine nature of Jesus?! This would mean that you are of the darkness and comprehend not the nature of Jesus. I'm very afraid for your soul and your future prospects regarding your entry into Heaven.


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John 10:30
I and my Father are one.



The Bible was written by our Lord God and transmitted through the Holy Spirit. Where is Jesus in all this? Let us ask the only reliable information available. The Bible!

John 1:1-5
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

Word = Jesus = one with the Father = God -> Jesus is God. The Divinity of Jesus Christ is what separates us from Jews, Muslims and Catholics.

God dictated the Bible. Jesus = God. Jesus dictated the Bible. The bible contains Psalms. Thus, Jesus dictated the Bible -> Jesus dictated the Psalms.

Are you really seriously honestly denying the Divine nature of Jesus?! This would mean that you are of the darkness and comprehend not the nature of Jesus. I'm very afraid for your soul and your future prospects regarding your entry into Heaven.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
The Holy Spirit wrote the bible actually. I don't see Holy Spirit in your little diagram, there.

And Psalms is a bunch of poems and songs written to God by His people. Yes, of course the Holy Spirit moved on them when they were writing, that's why they were writing, but God didn't write Himself poems and songs. His people did when they were filled with the Spirit and praising Him. So technically, Jesus really didn't write Psalms.

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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 08:57 AM

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This forum is one of the darkest places I've ever been.
How can you say such a hurtful thing? We honest Christians are simply trying to live our lives the way that Jesus laid down in His gift to us (the Bible).

He gave it to us: why would He allow falsehoods to draw people away from His message.

Everyday we get people coming to our friendly forums with one intent and one intent, only. To mock Jesus and to to ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs. What people like you do to us when you ignore the message of Jesus via the Bible(KJV1611) is our burden for holding Jesus above all else.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

Many people buckle under this weight: but if Jesus could die (temporarily) on the cross for us can we do anything less?

I shall pray for you.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 09:10 AM

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How can you say such a hurtful thing? We honest Christians are simply trying to live our lives the way that Jesus laid down in His gift to us (the Bible).

He gave it to us: why would He allow falsehoods to draw people away from His message.

Everyday we get people coming to our friendly forums with one intent and one intent, only. To mock Jesus and to to ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs. What people like you do to us when you ignore the message of Jesus via the Bible(KJV1611) is our burden for holding Jesus above all else.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

Many people buckle under this weight: but if Jesus could die (temporarily) on the cross for us can we do anything less?

I shall pray for you.

YIC
Pray for yourself. The presence of satan weighs heavily over this forum.

The condoning of murder and torture of innocent children, and cannibalism? Telling teenagers to drown themselves? Telling people to plug themselves into a light socket and turn it on? Telling people to cut themselves with sharper knives so they'll bleed out and die faster? The pastor calling people pussies? Saying a true christian is never tempted by sin?

Do you want to know what? I don't read out of anything other than King James. I am not mocking Jesus, these people are! It's a disgrace to Him! The pastor of the church will be judged severely for leading his sheep so astray!

Why would He allow falsehoods to draw people away from His message? What do you call Catholics?

Jesus would be ashamed of you people! I am calling you all out as your sister in Christ! He would be ASHAMED at this mockery of His word! He would be angry as He was in the misused temple, for your church is surely a temple being misused!

This is a cult. I will pray for your hearts to see the truth, but I fear they are much too hardened.
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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 09:17 AM

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Pray for yourself. The presence of satan weighs heavily over this forum.

The condoning of murder and torture of innocent children, and cannibalism? Telling teenagers to drown themselves? Telling people to plug themselves into a light socket and turn it on? Telling people to cut themselves with sharper knives so they'll bleed out and die faster? The pastor calling people pussies? Saying a true christian is never tempted by sin?

Do you want to know what? I don't read out of anything other than King James. I am not mocking Jesus, these people are! It's a disgrace to Him! The pastor of the church will be judged severely for leading his sheep so astray!

Why would He allow falsehoods to draw people away from His message? What do you call Catholics?

Jesus would be ashamed of you people! I am calling you all out as your sister in Christ! He would be ASHAMED at this mockery of His word! He would be angry as He was in the misused temple, for your church is surely a temple being misused!

This is a cult. I will pray for your hearts to see the truth, but I fear they are much too hardened.
You claim that we mock Jesus (the one person we love above all others)?

Please show where any True Christian™ has misquoted the Bible(KJV1611).

Did you miss the parts where we are told how to live in Leviticus?

Which one of the commandments don't you adhere to?

I'm very confused, I'll tell you what, little lady.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-24-2015, 09:34 AM

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You claim that we mock Jesus (the one person we love above all others)?

Please show where any True Christian™ has misquoted the Bible(KJV1611).

Did you miss the parts where we are told how to live in Leviticus?

Which one of the commandments don't you adhere to?

I'm very confused, I'll tell you what, little lady.

YIC
I repeat.

The condoning of murder and torture of innocent children, and cannibalism? Telling teenagers to drown themselves? Telling people to plug themselves into a light socket and turn it on? Telling people to cut themselves with sharper knives so they'll bleed out and die faster? The pastor calling people pussies? Saying a true christian is never tempted by sin?

Jesus would spit on you.

None of you have "misquoted" you have "twisted".

That nice little "tm" next to your names doesn't make you more of a true christian. I'm kind of sick of seeing it.

Clearly Jesus does not hold by all the rules of the old testament, or He would have stoned the many adulterous women he encountered. Why didn't He?

The bible clearly says, in the new testament even, not to curse, and your pastor clearly does. What excuse do you have for that?
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I'm kind of sick of seeing it.

There is a simple cure then, fellow. Why don't you stop coming here to defile our Godly site with your Jew like complaining? You may be tired of seeing the interaction between Christians, but we are also tired of seeing your drivel. Our God given work is to try to bring you to Jesus, that you may receive salvation, but if you aren't interested, go away and stop "seeing it".


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The bible clearly says, in the new testament even, not to curse, and your pastor clearly does. What excuse do you have for that?
Please post the Scripture you refer to, and post where I have cursed according to the Holy Word of God.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Remember kids. Dont smoke the doobie, it might make you gay.


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Remember kids. Dont smoke the doobie, it might make you gay.
The creation scientists at the local university have been researching this correlation for some time now. Fascinating stuff.

Say, why not introduce yourself properly so we can "meet" you properly?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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The creation scientists at the local university have been researching this correlation for some time now. Fascinating stuff.

Say, why not introduce yourself properly so we can "meet" you properly?

Weed definitely should stay illegal. I've disguised myself as a goth to infiltrate their "culture", as you can see in my profile picture and, I've discovered that marijuana is definitely prominent in their way of life, many of them are queer and practice absurd amounts of premarital sex. Many say that they are growing in numbers and could eliminate christian faith, but they are no match for the higher moral values of true god fearing christians


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Weed definitely should stay illegal. I've disguised myself as a goth to infiltrate their "culture", as you can see in my profile picture and, I've discovered that marijuana is definitely prominent in their way of life, many of them are queer and practice absurd amounts of premarital sex. Many say that they are growing in numbers and could eliminate christian faith, but they are no match for the higher moral values of true god fearing christians
Capitalize "God" and "Christians" properly and the people here might be more inclined to believe you...


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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-25-2015, 11:29 PM

you dont have to question my faith. and i dont have to prove it to you just because i dont use capitalization on the internet


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