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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-19-2010, 06:39 AM
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I am requesting the following books be banned from Freehold.
Author Homer
Title Iliad
Reason. It sounds like a book on phallic symbolism. Not a Christian book.
Author Homer
Title The Odyssey
Reason .It is a story about a homersexuaral and his male conquests. Look at the Authors name! Not a Christian book.
All copies should be turned in the Church and burned at a later time.
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Are you an American?
If you are then of course you remember the right of free speech and freedom of press.
I'm not really insulting you and if I have then I apologize but stop being such a communist.
By the way you kinda look like a guy I saw on tv, I don't remember his name but keep the look, it looks good on you.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-19-2010, 06:47 AM
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Are you an American?
If you are then of course you remember the right of free speech and freedom of press.
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We aren't talking about as the world is. We're talking about once we take over the country and implement the Bible instead of the constitution.
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I'm not really insulting you and if I have then I apologize but stop being such a communist.
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What on earth makes you think we are communists? This is the most free market bunch you will ever meet.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-19-2010, 07:30 AM
I've been collecting as many comic books as possible because they burn so well. They're great for getting a pyre started!
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-20-2010, 12:12 AM
I may not agree with a lot of these books you have suggested but I do agree with "Twilight". It turns boys that read it into homers and girls that read it get a unrealistic idea of love and the way women are to be treated.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-20-2010, 01:28 AM
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Twilight.
This book is holy scripture for the generation of GODless, pessimistic, whining Satan worshipers, who glorify vampires and other minions of darkness as 'misunderstood' and 'tragic' victims of fate. The boys who read this nonsense wear eyeliner and paint their nails black, and have more mood swings than the girls. It turns them gay! It was probably written by a Mormon too.
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I have to agree with all of you here. Steph. Meyer is a mormon... I mean Mormon. And you're right. No straight guy can read that crap. I mean, just look at my ex boyfriend! Faggot...
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-20-2010, 02:20 AM
Jean Auel's Earth's Children series -- is set in the "Ice Age" which the Bible never even mentions, therefore did not happen.
The book also posits and details a so called universal "Mother Goddess" religion and stresses that women are somehow especially "blessed" by this "Great Mother" figure.
It has many lurid passages of detailed sex in which the female protoganist has many, many orgasms. (Seriously, I get sick of hearing about the male protoganist's "prodgious" member. We get it, Jean, he's well hung!)
This book series has the practical advantage of being very lengthy and so burns long and steadily.
Diana Gabaldon's Outlander series has the same benefit. Her books are easily between 800 and 1000 plus pages, thus guaranting many hours of bright flame. They center on time-travel and include lots of great- I mean- disgusting sex, the only redeeming factor of which is that it is married sex.
Joseph Campell's examination of mythology in Hero of a Thousand
Faces in which he provides examples of different virgin-birth, sacrificed victim stories throughout other cultures is very, very subversive to the True Religion. He suggests that Jesus's life follows the pattern of these different heathen examples. His Masks of God series needs to be burned for no other reason than its title alone.
Barbara Walker's entire opus of feminist spiritually writings need to be burned.
Alice Miller wrote-- among others, For Your Own Good. She is a psychologist who criticises child rearing practices of the past and believes that children are "damaged" by harsh and demeaning discipline. She strongly disapproves of any effort to explain to little ones that their bodies are dirty. Now, her books are short and can be used for kindling to get things going before the above mentions tomes can be thrown into the flame.
This has been an enjoyable thread. The only thing that could be more satisfing would be joining all the good folk at LBC for the actual book burning. Please take lots of pictures for me.
Joyfully Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-20-2010, 02:34 AM
Don't forget Rachel Carlson's Silent Spring.
My God, the economic damage from just that one has got to be in the billions of dollars.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-20-2010, 02:55 AM
=Gargamel;523481] Did my location of Freehold Ia pass you by?
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If you are then of course you remember the right of free speech and freedom of press.
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Free speech is great as long as you agree with me.
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I'm not really insulting you and if I have then I apologize but stop being such a communist.
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I am an American you pinko fag.
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By the way you kinda look like a guy I saw on tv, I don't remember his name but keep the look, it looks good on you.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-20-2010, 03:03 AM
Stephen King books work well as kindling in my wood stove. Craigslist is a great place to get 'em for free.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-20-2010, 04:03 AM
Somebody emailed me this list... #6 was the Bible, so I deleted it, but the rest should be good for the bonfire.
The BBC believes most people will have only read 6 books from this list.
1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Inferno - Dante
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-21-2010, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Oh wow. Way to overreact! And who said anything about tantrums or debate?
I'm simply stating my opinion. I would say that you are the one throwing the tantrum.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-21-2010, 12:59 PM
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Oh wow. Way to overreact! And who said anything about tantrums or debate? I'm simply stating my opinion. I would say that you are the one throwing the tantrum.
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When are you going to start praising Jesus?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-21-2010, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedGame
Oh wow. Way to overreact! And who said anything about tantrums or debate?
I'm simply stating my opinion. I would say that you are the one throwing the tantrum.
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What part of "This is a Christian forum and we are not interested in your unsaved opinions" did you not get?
Go pester the papists. They're nearly witches anyway.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-21-2010, 10:25 PM
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When are you going to start praising Jesus?
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Umm, never?
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-21-2010, 10:27 PM
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Umm, never?
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Why? Are you not grateful that he suffered a lot to save the souls of those who have chosen Him?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-21-2010, 10:59 PM
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What part of "This is a Christian forum and we are not interested in your unsaved opinions" did you not get?
Go pester the papists. They're nearly witches anyway.
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If people cannot state their opinion in a civilized manner, then there is no point of a forum. If everyone on the forum the same opinion, it's really just boring.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-21-2010, 11:04 PM
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If people cannot state their opinion in a civilized manner, then there is no point of a forum. If everyone on the forum the same opinion, it's really just boring.
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Actually, if you look closely enough you will find that not everyone on this forum is of the same opinion.
And this forum is ANYTHING but boring. Your rehashed opinions are boring, though.
Your use of the both the shift key and punctuation are most refreshing, however.
Impishly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-22-2010, 05:05 PM
is the Illiad the same as the rectal passage? It sounds like a homer guidebook to me.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-22-2010, 06:46 PM
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is the Illiad the same as the rectal passage? It sounds like a homer guidebook to me.
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The homers can make it to the ilium now? That's gone past ungodly.
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Re: Banned Books and Book burnings -
05-22-2010, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedGame
If people cannot state their opinion in a civilized manner, then there is no point of a forum. If everyone on the forum the same opinion, it's really just boring.
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You may do so in your own forum. This is the Landover Baptist forum and the True Christians here will do as the Lord leads them. And while I do not yet deserve the honor of being designated as one, I at least have the good sense to respect those who do.
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