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Question Why are Mormons such porn fiends? - 03-25-2012, 07:56 PM

Utah, the Mormon state, has the highest rate of porn consumption of the entire nation. Any idea why this is? A few thoughts:

1. Hypocrisy is mandatory for Mormons. Take for example, that the Book Of Mormon says that you can only eat meat in survival situations, and no caffeine, not even tea. Mormons have no problem stuffing their faces with KFC double-downs and caffeine-filled cola drinks. Just look at Mitt Romney. With this sort of "preach it, don't practise it" mentality drilled into them from childhood, it's no wonder they are porn fiends. Seriously, one of the most deviant porn starlets of all time, "Violet Blue", grew up in Utah.

2. There's nothing in the Book Of Mormon outlawing porn, at least nothing as clear as the Bible, which states that porn, or just plain fantasizing, is a form of adultery, and grounds for severe mutilation:

Matthew 5:27-30

As we all know, if there isn't a rule against it in an old book, people just go ahead and do it. Notice how the Catholic Bible doesn't have any mention of pedophilia being wrong.

3. Their magic underwear is probably too tight. Or too smooth, I of course know nothing about self-abuse, maybe one of the unsaved trash could take a break from persecuting us and tell us how this works.

4. Maybe it has nothing to do with Mormonism, maybe it's just that all of those Utah canyons have such a resemblance to certain gaping, sloppy female parts that...Not sure where I'm going with this, never mind.


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Default Re: Why are Mormons such porn fiends? - 03-25-2012, 08:27 PM

You can tell they're wankers just by looking at them.
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Default Re: Why are Mormons such porn fiends? - 03-25-2012, 09:40 PM

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You can tell they're wankers just by looking at them.
It looks like they have one of those fag portable vagina's in the crotch of those P.J's. Since the church is not officially sending people to hell for pornography, coupled with the fact that thier magic P.J's have fag like portable vagina's on them ... I would say the mormon church is actually PROMOTING! pornography within their community.

What are we going to do if Mitt doesn't convert? What a disgusting thought. Will we be offended daily by porno billboards? Would the morman's have our woman go around bare breasted like the whore eve?

When eve forced that apple upon adam, she opened the gates of hell.

"And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself." - Genesis 3:10

If it wasn't for eve, we could all live in happy ignorance, but she went and messed that up. I guess women are just destine to be scatter brains, thank God for the patience to deal with the constant hell they put us through.

I have to admit, the can be funny and useful at times, just as God created them to be.

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Default Re: Why are Mormons such porn fiends? - 03-25-2012, 09:45 PM

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Have you ever seen Mormon girls?

They wear a dress to the knees and you don't see a calf... you see Steers!

Funny but true... we get Mormons who show up for confession as if they were Catholics. Talk about confusion... like father's day in Freehold.

Normally we don't discuss what goes on in confession but these guys have a special place in Vatican hallway discussions all of the time.

Turns out they marry so many girls/women in hopes of finding one who isn't in love with her "Celestial" husband to the point of not spewing little door-kocking Joseph Smiths for her "Terestial" husband!

The other key reason is that most Mormons are cousins thanks to Bring'em Young impregnating half of Utah when he got there and became the next "Prophet". The only hope of not having endless strings of bent babies is to marry/kidnap/steal a large number of brides and let the odds work out on their own.




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Default Re: Why are Mormons such porn fiends? - 03-26-2012, 04:14 PM

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Have you ever seen Mormon girls?

They wear a dress to the knees and you don't see a calf... you see Steers!
Yes, we know what kind of legs turn you priests on: Skinny, hairless, and with scabs on the knees.


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Default Re: Why are Mormons such porn fiends? - 03-26-2012, 05:43 PM

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Have you ever seen Mormon girls?

They wear a dress to the knees and you don't see a calf... you see Steers!
You've thinking about Nuns Father Mo and not Mormon women. We've been seeing a lot of them lately at various Republican Prayer Breakfasts.

Question: How do you tell the Mormon girl in the room?

Answer: She is the one who is dressed like a hooker.

One Breakfast we were at the there was one woman "lady" in a shirt so tight it just as well had not been on. What ever the Mormon rules on underwear are it was very clear she was wearing none. Being from Pittsburgh via Iowa I was a bit shocked. I took her for some call girl trying to work the breakfast but was assured that she was; a good Mormon from a good Mormon family and her father was at the Breakfast.

I asked about this and was told the Mormons weasel around the laws against polygamy by getting married and divorced a lot. Basically Miss Tight Shirt, No undies was advertising that her mommy cave was ripe for the sowing to the other Mormons.



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Default Re: Why are Mormons such porn fiends? - 03-26-2012, 08:33 PM

To all Mormons:

Stop watching porn, your dirty porn habits is now making the entire Bible Belt look like porn perverts
http://www.alternet.org/sex/154539/t...ight%29_porn_/

You Mormons are even sicker than i thought! Watching gay porn?! Are you completely out of your mind or what!? You make me sick!

Utah should be excluded from the Bible Belt immediately, the Book of Mormon is not even a Christian Bible! Mormons are not Christians, not even false Christians, Mormonism is a seperate religion/cult, just like Buddhism, Hinduism, Muslimism and Satanism
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Default Re: Why are Mormons such porn fiends? - 03-27-2012, 12:53 PM

Maybe it's because there's no Song of Solomon in the Book of Mormon.

I mean, why download Brown-Shuga Booty-Call #4 when you can read God's superior version?


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Default Re: Why are Mormons such porn fiends? - 03-27-2012, 04:39 PM

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Maybe it's because there's no Song of Solomon in the Book of Mormon.

I mean, why download Brown-Shuga Booty-Call #4 when you can read God's superior version?
I think it's blatantly obvious; the whole Book of Mormon was written by a known conman so of course he made every sin he was into a virtue with his made up religion.



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