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Love Jesus Elderly Woman Needs Care - 11-14-2019, 04:17 PM

Ezraline Pearletta Vrszijiniak is a 97 year old shut in who used to attend my church. We call her Ezzie Pearl. Poor thing is looking for someone with whom she can share a home and share expenses. This person should be a white female in good health who is willing to read the Bible to her daily and help her with activities of daily life. Ezzie Pearl is wealthy and could pay someone to do this but she prefers a woman with whom she can be friends. You could move to her fashionable east side brownstone or she can move in with you. There is no sweeter singing voice than Ezzie as she sings Rock of Ages from sunup to sundown. Loves Judge Judy so you must watch that with her daily. She calls her that “bitchy joo in the black dress.”

Ladies, this is a great chance to prove your love for Jesus as you care for His child. NO MONEY GRUBBING. Ezzie has already named me her sole heir. A small stipend along with one half utilities will be provided to you monthly. I would do this but you have to help her wash her um forbidden places and well it’s not something I can do. I will help care for her from afar (about 62 city blocks). Need is immediate since I fired her nurse to save expenses.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Elderly Woman Needs Care - 11-14-2019, 04:43 PM

Perhaps this plump young lady would be fit for the role? She seems to have enough time on her hands.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...84#post1260384


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Smile Re: Elderly Woman Needs Care - 11-14-2019, 07:25 PM

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Ezraline Pearletta Vrszijiniak is a 97 year old shut in who used to attend my church. We call her Ezzie Pearl. Poor thing is looking for someone with whom she can share a home and share expenses. This person should be a white female in good health who is willing to read the Bible to her daily and help her with activities of daily life. Ezzie Pearl is wealthy and could pay someone to do this but she prefers a woman with whom she can be friends. You could move to her fashionable east side brownstone or she can move in with you. There is no sweeter singing voice than Ezzie as she sings Rock of Ages from sunup to sundown. Loves Judge Judy so you must watch that with her daily. She calls her that “bitchy joo in the black dress.”

Ladies, this is a great chance to prove your love for Jesus as you care for His child. NO MONEY GRUBBING. Ezzie has already named me her sole heir. A small stipend along with one half utilities will be provided to you monthly. I would do this but you have to help her wash her um forbidden places and well it’s not something I can do. I will help care for her from afar (about 62 city blocks). Need is immediate since I fired her nurse to save expenses.
I might be able to make some sort of arrangements. Is she in very poor health, with a great likelihood of dying soon and it readily being decided it was natural causes?

To ensure proper care, I'd have to be a legal signatory of all of her estate. She could be a good 'fit' here on the Hutchins Plantation. There are plenty of females in the house, one old biddy would not be a problem proving she has sufficient assets.
We have taken many old ladies over the years and if you check, not a single one ever got a complaint out.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Elderly Woman Needs Care - 11-14-2019, 09:17 PM

1 Timothy 5 has the conditions:
3 Honour widows that are widows indeed.

4 But if any widow have children or nephews, let them learn first to shew piety at home, and to requite their parents: for that is good and acceptable before God.

5 Now she that is a widow indeed, and desolate, trusteth in God, and continueth in supplications and prayers night and day.

6 But she that liveth in pleasure is dead while she liveth.

7 And these things give in charge, that they may be blameless.

8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.


9 Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man,

10 Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work. [...]

16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed.

If you can confirm that this widow complies, then there may be some merit in Landover applying such influence that it has. "The washing of saints' feet is particularly important.




Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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Default Re: Elderly Woman Needs Care - 11-14-2019, 10:03 PM

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Ezraline Pearletta Vrszijiniak is a 97 year old shut in who used to attend my church. Ezzie has already named me her sole heir.
Oh, happy day, dearly-beloved great-grandbaby Brother Larry! My, how the will bless you richly for your good work with Sister Ezraline. Now, then, does this mean that I should remove the "for Larry" tags from my vast collection of epergnes?

Lovingly, Granny Isabella



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Default Re: Elderly Woman Needs Care - 11-15-2019, 01:59 AM

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Perhaps this plump young lady would be fit for the role? She seems to have enough time on her hands.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...84#post1260384
Miss Brent, my services are currently exclusive to SINGLE CHRISTIAN MALES. Sorry to say it for a fourth time but I hope you aren’t currently suffering from dementia. If so, Brother Larry can find you adequate care I am sure.


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Default Re: Elderly Woman Needs Care - 11-15-2019, 02:02 AM

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Oh, happy day, dearly-beloved great-grandbaby Brother Larry! My, how the will bless you richly for your good work with Sister Ezraline. Now, then, does this mean that I should remove the "for Larry" tags from my vast collection of epergnes?

Lovingly, Granny Isabella
Heck no.

Just because I inherit everything from Ezzie doesn’t mean your estate is less important so don’t you change a thing sweet precious Great Granny.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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