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Default Please Help - 12-03-2019, 06:58 AM

I am unsaved trash as those who birthed me and raised me did not teach me the ways of God. I come to this website in hopes that I will be guided to the light, as well as right my wrongs as a godless heathen.

I am not sure how to describe myself as all of it seems ungodly, and I do not want to cause any unnecessary discourse over my satanic ways.
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Default Re: Please Help - 12-03-2019, 07:36 AM

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I am unsaved trash as those who birthed me and raised me did not teach me the ways of God. I come to this website in hopes that I will be guided to the light, as well as right my wrongs as a godless heathen.

I am not sure how to describe myself as all of it seems ungodly, and I do not want to cause any unnecessary discourse over my satanic ways.
Start by reading the KJV Bible 1611.


-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Default Re: Please Help - 12-03-2019, 09:27 AM

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I am unsaved trash as those who birthed me and raised me did not teach me the ways of God. I come to this website in hopes that I will be guided to the light, as well as right my wrongs as a godless heathen.

I am not sure how to describe myself as all of it seems ungodly, and I do not want to cause any unnecessary discourse over my satanic ways.
That's good. Satanic themes are of no interest to Christians. Everyone is born as a vile sinner so you are not unique in that respect. The difference is that some people accept Christ and His wonderful gift of Salvation.

I John 1:5-7 This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all. If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth:

. . . .You have not done this, suggesting that you may aspire to what John describes next.

But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Welcome to the forum; I trust that the nature of His love will become clear to you. It's so far beyond what, by ourselves, we could ever imagine love to be that I'm amazed every day how far He'll go for those He loves and how wretched are those who think they know better than God. He'll have the last laugh—The Bible explains this—and we, through grace, will be beside Him forever.

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Jesus Re: Please Help - 12-03-2019, 01:12 PM

Sinner,

Please don’t be put off by the thought that you must be washed in the Blood of Jesus. Like a miraculous container of your favorite detergent, the very real Blood that Christ shed on Cavalry goes deep inside the stains left by your sinfully lived life and wipes them away, white as snow. And your soul smells clean and fresh, too! Wow!

The truth of Christ’s sacrifice for your terrible sins should invoke the deepest joy imaginable particularly at this time when we celebrate His birth, even though He knew He was born to perish in a painful way. He knew you then. He knows you now, and He loves you.

So plunge into His Crimson Flood and let its stain fighters do the same job it has done for millions of people through the years. I am praying for you.

BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Please Help - 12-05-2019, 03:23 PM

Start by reading The Bible and learn from it. Only then will you truly be able to change so that you will earn a place in Heaven. That’s only if it’s The KJV Bible 1611 though. No shortcuts on the path to salvation. Also, you must pay close attention to politics and be sure to support only politicians that align with God’s work like Trump or McConnell. Voting can be a tricky test from God at times I’m sure. I wouldn’t know though because I’m not old enough to vote yet.


My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Default Re: Please Help - 12-08-2019, 07:03 AM

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I am unsaved trash as those who birthed me and raised me did not teach me the ways of God. I come to this website in hopes that I will be guided to the light, as well as right my wrongs as a godless heathen.

I am not sure how to describe myself as all of it seems ungodly, and I do not want to cause any unnecessary discourse over my satanic ways.

1 lousy post?! You better up your game son if you wanna get in a conversation with Jesus.
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Default Re: Please Help - 12-08-2019, 09:03 AM

They turn up here, I have no idea what goes on in their heads, at least they could ask a question. Perhaps they're timid, sometimes belligerent, but answers are found in The Bible. If "birthed" means delivered then a midwife is out there somewhere making babies heathen. I always think of heathens as somehow active in sinfulness rather than being simply vile in God's eyes by nature, reflected in O.P. by explicit satanic ungodliness.

If on the other it's a misspelling of "berthed" we could be dealing with a seafarer who's only able to post when ashore. We'll see.

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