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GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-21-2008, 11:46 AM
While I was in South Carolina I got a memo updating the Republican Party's talking points on Hillary Clinton.
For various deniability reasons I can't directly quote the memo here in the public forum, so I'll just use my own words to sum up, in my opinion and ONLY my opinion, how to talk about Hillary Clinton:
First of all, (when talking to males) Hillary Clinton sets a bad example to our daughters and wives. The idea of a woman being a viable candidate for President opens the floodgates for females to rebel against their husbands and fathers, whom they are supposed to obey as they obey Christ.
Yes, Obama is a threat, what with the trouble he stirs up among the darkies. But darkies are only 10% of the population, and they are already consuming as much welfare and raping as many white women as they possibly can. In short, black troublemaking is at full capacity. The female capacity for troublemaking, is immense, and Satan has hardly tapped into that supply. YET.
So, here is how to respond to Hillary Clinton, depending on her actions.
If she shows emotion, she is a Shrill, Overemotional, PMSing, catty, hissy-fitting bitch. If she doesn't, she is a cold, calculating, ambitions, heartless bitch.
If she looks particularity ugly, point this out. Women are such competetive, catty face-scratching bitches that they'll agree with you, out of their sheer spite for a competeting female.
If she doesn't look particularily ugly, point out that she's trying to use sex appeal to seduce voters. In cruder terms, she's a harlot, slut, ho, skank, etc.
Note that women are so vindictive and spiteful towards their fellow woman that you can actually call her a cold, frigid bitch and an out-of-control wanton slut, at the same time, and women will agree. Men are intelligent and coool-headed enough to think you're using a double standard though.
Remember to constandly remind women that if a Woman is president, all the men will give their attention to Hilllary, and you, the ordinary woman, will not be able to compete. Men will constantly point out that Hillary has whiter teeth than you, a smaller behind than you, perkier breasts than you, and better raised-children than you.
Oh, one more thing, remember that anyone who votes for Hillary is voting for her because she's a female, and for no other reason. Don't get side-tracked into distractions about track record, proven abilities, policy, beliefs, and similar irrelevent nonsense.
Now let's beat that bitch so hard that we'll have to tell people she fell down the biggest staircase in America!
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-21-2008, 02:31 PM
Excellent summary, Brother Jeb. We should also remember that, among the more Godly of our Christian friends, certain facts about Clinton's past will become very relevant if she is the Demonrat nominee.
1. While Bill had Monica, Hillary had Vince Foster. To keep the affair secret she later had him killed.
2. The Clintons left a trail of "suicides" and murders behind them. Coincidences? Christians think not. And Hillary was probably more ruthless in having people offed than Bill.
3. The Clinton White House was a den of cocaine use. Bill Dale, Craig Livingstone -- the list of known cocaine addicts in Clinton's administration goes on and on. Bill was the Snorter in Chief, but Hillary was First Snorter.
4. The Clintons were also well-known for hosting orgies in the White House.
Quote:
Ken Starr: Mr. President, did you have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky?
Bill Clinton: No way. No how. You can ask Hillary!
Hillary Clinton: This is a private matter between me, a vast ring wing conspiracy, and a box of cigars.
Monica Lewinsky: I didn't have sex with me either!
Janet Reno: These stories of group sex are greatly exaggerated. Most of us didn't even enjoy it.
The Goat: Baaaah!
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The Righteous Christian Right is hoping Hillary gets the nomination. We have huge vats of rancid slime that we've been hoarding for 8 years. Whoever the Demonrats nominate will get slimed, but Hillary would make the job easy.
Somewhere Karl Rove is rubbing his hands gleefully.
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-21-2008, 03:15 PM
It's quite simple. Hillary Clinton's husband was leader of this country for 8 long years. During all that time, did he catch Bin Laden even once? No. No, he did not. And, what's even more damning, there is no evidence whatsoever that Hillary threatened to leave him if he didn't catch Bin Laden. Can we really trust a woman like that to keep America safe?
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-21-2008, 05:31 PM
I don’t think we can’t emphases Hillary’s cold and murderous nature enough. As Brother One-Eyed Jack rightly pointed it is a fact she hired Ben Ladin to kill Vince Foster and that’s why Bill never even attempted to stop Ben Ladin once during his eight years in office.
The Hilldog’s blood lust knows no bounds. If she becomes president as she will start war after war. She will just rampage across the middleeast attacking any country she feels like and replaces their governments on a whim. There is plenty of information out their that she wants to attack Iran that for no other reason than the Iranians don’t think like we do! That’s right, Hillary wants to butcher thousands of Iranians because they don’t share our belief!
There is no way we Christians can stand for this kind of nonsense. We must stop Hillary!
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-22-2008, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
While I was in South Carolina I got a memo updating the Republican Party's talking points on Hillary Clinton.
For various deniability reasons I can't directly quote the memo here in the public forum, so I'll just use my own words to sum up, in my opinion and ONLY my opinion, how to talk about Hillary Clinton:
First of all, (when talking to males) Hillary Clinton sets a bad example to our daughters and wives. The idea of a woman being a viable candidate for President opens the floodgates for females to rebel against their husbands and fathers, whom they are supposed to obey as they obey Christ.
Yes, Obama is a threat, what with the trouble he stirs up among the darkies. But darkies are only 10% of the population, and they are already consuming as much welfare and raping as many white women as they possibly can. In short, black troublemaking is at full capacity. The female capacity for troublemaking, is immense, and Satan has hardly tapped into that supply. YET.
So, here is how to respond to Hillary Clinton, depending on her actions.
If she shows emotion, she is a Shrill, Overemotional, PMSing, catty, hissy-fitting bitch. If she doesn't, she is a cold, calculating, ambitions, heartless bitch.
If she looks particularity ugly, point this out. Women are such competetive, catty face-scratching bitches that they'll agree with you, out of their sheer spite for a competeting female.
If she doesn't look particularily ugly, point out that she's trying to use sex appeal to seduce voters. In cruder terms, she's a harlot, slut, ho, skank, etc.
Note that women are so vindictive and spiteful towards their fellow woman that you can actually call her a cold, frigid bitch and an out-of-control wanton slut, at the same time, and women will agree. Men are intelligent and coool-headed enough to think you're using a double standard though.
Remember to constandly remind women that if a Woman is president, all the men will give their attention to Hilllary, and you, the ordinary woman, will not be able to compete. Men will constantly point out that Hillary has whiter teeth than you, a smaller behind than you, perkier breasts than you, and better raised-children than you.
Oh, one more thing, remember that anyone who votes for Hillary is voting for her because she's a female, and for no other reason. Don't get side-tracked into distractions about track record, proven abilities, policy, beliefs, and similar irrelevent nonsense.
Now let's beat that bitch so hard that we'll have to tell people she fell down the biggest staircase in America!
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Hey,I think you missed one,Jeb. You forgot to imply that she's probably a lesbian.
"It's quite simple. Hillary Clinton's husband was leader of this country for 8 long years. During all that time, did he catch Bin Laden even once? No. No, he did not. And, what's even more damning, there is no evidence whatsoever that Hillary threatened to leave him if he didn't catch Bin Laden. Can we really trust a woman like that to keep America safe?"
So....Brother T ? Would this be a good time to remind you that Dubya hasn't actually nailed Bin Laden either,then?
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-22-2008, 03:18 AM
Bin Laden isn't a threat anymore—we now know that Saddam Hussein was the real mastermind behind Al Qaeda, but nobody knew that when Clinton was in office. So it was his responsibility to bring bin Laden in, and he failed. Bush, on the other hand, did exactly what needed to be done: he captured Saddam.
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-22-2008, 07:27 PM
Hillary may be the biggest threat to America since Saddam and Obama bin Laden teamed up to bring down the WTC. This skirt is bent on trouble.
This dangerous dame is firing up the fairer sex. Just last week, I asked my wife Delores if she was feeling well after running into a door in the dark, and she said, "No." Not "No Sir," or "No Master Monty," just "No." Imagine!! I haven't heard sass like that since Flo on TV's "Alice." If we allow our girls to get the wrong idea, things could get out of hand quickly. Delores later screamed a desperate apology for her deliberate slight against me, but I fear that with a shrill and conniving temptress like Hillary running for Dominatrix-in-Chief, we're going to be hearing a lot more of this kind of thing.
Oh, we've got trouble. Trouble right here in Freehold city. We surely got trouble. Trouble with a capital "T" and that rhymes with "B" and that stands for "Blasphemy"!
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-22-2008, 07:41 PM
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Hey,I think you missed one,Jeb. You forgot to imply that she's probably a lesbian.
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You're absolutely right, she's a bulldyke of satanic proportions. If anyone needs proof, they don't have to look any farther than Hellary's hair style. All lesbians have short hair because it's easier to keep it out of the way while they perform unsavory sexual acts upon one another. I haven't seen a picture of her hands lately, but I'd be willing to wager she trims her nails extra short.
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-23-2008, 01:36 AM
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You're absolutely right, she's a bulldyke of satanic proportions. If anyone needs proof, they don't have to look any farther than Hellary's hair style. All lesbians have short hair *because it's easier to keep it out of the way while they perform unsavory sexual acts upon one another. I haven't seen a picture of her hands lately, but I'd be willing to wager she trims her nails extra short.
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*Really? I notice you have yours short....would you care to explain that?
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-23-2008, 02:25 PM
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So....Brother T ? Would this be a good time to remind you that Dubya hasn't actually nailed Bin Laden either,then?
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Of course he hasn't nailed Bin Laden. He's no queer! Are you implying that Bill Clinton engaged in unspeakable acts with Bin Laden right there in the Oval Office? I'd not heard that one before, but it has the ring of Truth.
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*Really? I notice you have yours short....would you care to explain that?
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I notice that you have a diagonal picture of a negress' ladyparts as your avatar, would you care to explain that?
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-23-2008, 04:06 PM
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*Really? I notice you have yours short....would you care to explain that?
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That picture was taken while my hair was growing back after that car wreck I was in.
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-23-2008, 04:20 PM
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That picture was taken while my hair was growing back after that car wreck I was in.
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That and the good sister has her head titled back so it is hiding her elegant beehive.
You'll have to forgive Lilith, since she is "that" kind of pagan girl she doesn't appreciate elegance like pink chiffon.
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-23-2008, 04:28 PM
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*Really? I notice you have yours short....would you care to explain that?
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There must be a number of reasons - she is a woman after all - but last time I checked Sister Vic WAS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE USA!
You somehow missed that tiny detail. Oh well, if you miss bigger pictures like the Truth about the One and Only True LORD, who cares about the details, eh?
Edit: Ah, there you have it, car wreck. See? Told ya.
I think a formal apology to Sister Vic is in order!
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And he turned to the woman, and said unto Simon, Seest thou this woman? I entered into thine house, thou gavest me no water for my feet: but she hath washed my feet with tears, and wiped them with the hairs of her head.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-24-2008, 01:47 AM
"That and the good sister has her head titled back so it is hiding her elegant beehive."
Let me guess - she uses it to carry a tiny Bible in.
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-24-2008, 02:48 AM
Well no, but that does sound like a good idea. Next time my niece comes over to do my hair, I'll ask her if there's a good way to store things in there.
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-24-2008, 03:30 AM
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"That and the good sister has her head titled back so it is hiding her elegant beehive."
Let me guess - she uses it to carry a tiny Bible in.
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Listen Lilith, Freehold is not some backward third world country like New Zeeland. We have things like cars and the like. Sister Victory, like a proper lady, as her little brown Mexican personal assistant guest worker to carry her Bible for her.
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-25-2008, 02:05 AM
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Listen Lilith, Freehold is not some backward third world country like New Zeeland. We have things like cars and the like. Sister Victory, like a proper lady, as her little brown Mexican personal
assistant guest worker to carry her Bible for her.
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Indeed,you do have cars. Pity they cause so much pollution.
"Personal assistant guest worker?"
Is slavery legal (again) over there?
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-25-2008, 03:33 AM
Lilith,
We have mention the horrible discrimination we Christians have to face every day here from secularist and their perverted laws. To think this is in the very country Jesus gifted to us Christian, it can make a man weep, but we do our best to keep up apperances.
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-25-2008, 04:27 AM
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Now let's beat that bitch so hard that we'll have to tell people she fell down the biggest staircase in America!
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How did you hear about -- oh, you meant that metaphorically.
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Re: GOP talking points on Hillary Clinton -
01-26-2008, 02:27 AM
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Lilith,
We have mention the horrible discrimination we Christians have to face every day here from secularist and their perverted laws. To think this is in the very country Jesus gifted to us Christian, it can make a man weep, but we do our best to keep up apperances.
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Um....JC "gifted" it to you lot?
A) Where does it say that it in the Bible,then?
How come the Native Americans were there first?
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