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Default Re: What the heak is wrong with you people? - 01-20-2009, 01:00 PM

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Fearful people are easy to control. Fear is one of humanity's most primitive emotions. Fear is a low vibration, a dense emotion. Clinging to this negative, energy-draining emotion guarantees you will be unable to transcend to higher states of consciousness, characterized by higher vibration emotions such as love, joy, peace and happiness.

I choose not be manipulated into this mindset. I find it a stretch to accept that the intelligence that creates wonderful energetic structures in nature synchronously expects us to fear it. That seems nonsensical. If your pattern of living includes actively fearing "god", then I suspect this community of educators and followers may be suffering from "Theophobia".
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Default Re: What the heak is wrong with you people? - 01-20-2009, 01:12 PM

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Fearful people are easy to control. Fear is one of humanity's most primitive emotions. Fear is a low vibration, a dense emotion. Clinging to this negative, energy-draining emotion guarantees you will be unable to transcend to higher states of consciousness, characterized by higher vibration emotions such as love, joy, peace and happiness.

I choose not be manipulated into this mindset. I find it a stretch to accept that the intelligence that creates wonderful energetic structures in nature synchronously expects us to fear it. That seems nonsensical. If your pattern of living includes actively fearing "god", then I suspect this community of educators and followers may be suffering from "Theophobia".
What is an 'Aninoid'? Is it like an 'Adenoid'? Theophobia is an ABNORMAL fear. We have exactly the right amount of fear for GOD, just as He commands. We are GOD-fearing Christians in a GOD-fearing nation.

Acts 10:22
And they said, Cornelius the centurion, a just man, and one that fears God, and of good report among all the nation of the Jews, was warned from God by an holy angel to send for you into his house, and to hear words of you.


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Default Re: What the heak is wrong with you people? - 01-20-2009, 02:06 PM

Maybe he meant 'annoyed'?


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Default Re: What the heak is wrong with you people? - 01-20-2009, 02:08 PM

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What is an 'Aninoid'? Is it like an 'Adenoid'? Theophobia is an ABNORMAL fear. We have exactly the right amount of fear for GOD, just as He commands. We are GOD-fearing Christians in a GOD-fearing nation.
The username is actually "altoid". The username was obviously changed for someone's amusement. --I pronounce that to be the most whimsical jape of the season.

So you are "GOD-fearing Christians in a GOD-fearing nation". That's a pretty heavy thing to believe in. Well, at the risk of sounding "queer"... the choice is yours. Love or Fear. Clarity or Confusion. Higher consciousness or stagnation.
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Default Re: What the heak is wrong with you people? - 01-20-2009, 02:20 PM

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The username is actually "altoid". The username was obviously changed for someone's amusement. --I pronounce that to be the most whimsical jape of the season.

Altoid. Sure. CLEVER!

So you are "GOD-fearing Christians in a GOD-fearing nation". That's a pretty heavy thing to believe in.

God is a pretty heavy God.


Well, at the risk of sounding "queer"... the choice is yours. Love or Fear. Clarity or Confusion. Higher consciousness or stagnation.
Pascal's wager. Here.


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The username is actually "altoid". The username was obviously changed for someone's amusement. --I pronounce that to be the most whimsical jape of the season.

So you are "GOD-fearing Christians in a GOD-fearing nation". That's a pretty heavy thing to believe in. Well, at the risk of sounding "queer"... the choice is yours. Love or Fear. Clarity or Confusion. Higher consciousness or stagnation.
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How can you have love without fear?



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Default Re: What the heak is wrong with you people? - 01-20-2009, 05:06 PM

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Friend,

How can you have love without fear?

By choice. Learning to make the active choice to love and not fear in every situation is the way to find inner peace in this world. By definition, fear is the anticipation of future pain - not in the Now. Acting keeps you focused in the Now, which is how you reach higher states of consciousness -where time is malleable and fear does not exist.
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