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Default This is why I came here. - 04-13-2019, 06:55 AM

I don't care how rude this is, but i'm just going to say it.

You people are sick. Unfeeling. Uncaring. The rudest people I have ever come across. You treat people like absolute shit if they don't agree and are correct. Treating depression, suicide, and ADHD like a joke. Animal abuse is ok with you. How twisted do you have to be to be ok with harming another living thing just to do it? If it's for food, fine. Pets? Not so much. Mocking people for something they can't control (Autism for a example). Also treating people of color and woman like crap. If we're being honest here, you're all children. "I don't like this, so it's evil!" The men have egos bigger than the ROUND earth. Are you guys afraid of modern science?! Guess what everyone? You. are. not. that. special. Neither am I. Most people arn't. Sorry to drag you guys back down to reality. Not everything is evil. Not everything is out to get you. People see you guys as jokes, you know that right? Most of the time, people don't care either.
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Default Re: This is why I came here. - 04-13-2019, 07:11 AM

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I don't care how rude this is, but i'm just going to say it.

You people are sick. Unfeeling. Uncaring. The rudest people I have ever come across. You treat people like absolute shit if they don't agree and are correct. Treating depression, suicide, and ADHD like a joke. Animal abuse is ok with you. How twisted do you have to be to be ok with harming another living thing just to do it? If it's for food, fine. Pets? Not so much. Mocking people for something they can't control (Autism for a example). Also treating people of color and woman like crap. If we're being honest here, you're all children. "I don't like this, so it's evil!" The men have egos bigger than the ROUND earth. Are you guys afraid of modern science?! Guess what everyone? You. are. not. that. special. Neither am I. Most people arn't. Sorry to drag you guys back down to reality. Not everything is evil. Not everything is out to get you. People see you guys as jokes, you know that right? Most of the time, people don't care either.
But don’t you see?

John 3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life

Rather than spewing your hate and bile all over the honest Christians on God’s Favourite Forum why not consider becoming a Christian? It is a narrow path but you must admit that if you were a Christian you would be a better person?

You see, once you let Jesus come inside you as He holds you in His muscular embrace you are free from sin and are literally incapable of sinning.

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

So none of you frankly outlandish whiny whinging makes any sense because of we abide with Jesus.

Jesus wins again!

I shall pray that you can move past being so shook by the love that is True Christianity.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Bible Re: This is why I came here. - 04-13-2019, 07:29 AM

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...You. are. not. that. special. Neither am I. Most people arn't. ...
Dear sinner,

Obviously, this is a cute tantrum but you are mistaken. Partly. We are special. Please, see the verse below for proof!



1 Peter 2:9
But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:

However, you are correct that you and most people of the sinner swarm are not special, nor chosen.



Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


We have found the Way and it is our duty to share it with others. To make them. Also. Special. (With your style of punctuation. For. Your. Benefit. )

Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: This is why I came here. - 04-13-2019, 10:30 AM

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I don't care how rude this is, but i'm just going to say it.

You people are sick. Unfeeling. Uncaring. The rudest people I have ever come across. You treat people like absolute shit if they don't agree and are correct. Treating depression, suicide, and ADHD like a joke. Animal abuse is ok with you. How twisted do you have to be to be ok with harming another living thing just to do it? If it's for food, fine. Pets? Not so much. Mocking people for something they can't control (Autism for a example). Also treating people of color and woman like crap. If we're being honest here, you're all children. "I don't like this, so it's evil!" The men have egos bigger than the ROUND earth. Are you guys afraid of modern science?! Guess what everyone? You. are. not. that. special. Neither am I. Most people arn't. Sorry to drag you guys back down to reality. Not everything is evil. Not everything is out to get you. People see you guys as jokes, you know that right? Most of the time, people don't care either.
If you ever bothered to read The Bible you would know that you are in no place to pass judgment upon others. Romans 2:1 makes this very clear. Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.

Proverbs 21:2

Every way of a man is right in his own eyes:
but the Lord pondereth the hearts.

I have to ask, do you have the ability to show concrete proof that the good people of Landover Baptist Church condemn autism or promote hatred and violence upon others? You can’t. In fact, I would have to say that you are the bigoted one for promoting lies and hatred among the honest folk who are just going about their daily lives in a heavenly Christian way. YOU ARE THE SICKO. Not LBC.


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Default Re: This is why I came here. - 04-13-2019, 12:19 PM

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I don't care how rude this is, but i'm just going to say it.

You people are sick. Unfeeling. Uncaring. The rudest people I have ever come across. You treat people like absolute shit if they don't agree and are correct. Treating depression, suicide, and ADHD like a joke.
Son, I’m gonna be nice despite your profanicized uncharitability and tell you a story to help you find the right path for your as-yet undeserving personage:

You see, back many decades ago when the Rev. Dwight Williams was just Dwight Williams, I proudly served my country in the United States Marine Corps, where vaginalized youth like you are molded into something resembling real men.

Well, it turned out that one of them fat, lazy fools in that there Chair Force had committed suicide, and it came down from battalion that we was to have an assembly of sorts where Sgt. Major was gonna give us all a-talkin’ to, a speechified message of encouragementations and whatnot.

Well, Sgt. Major, he says:

“If any one of you pussies is thinking about suicide, you come to me and I’ll get you sorted right out, all right. There’s Marines sleeping in the mud right now with nothing but franks and beans MREs for eatins, so you better close your manpleaser right quick if you gonna complain about how tough you think you got it!”

And he was right! After you eat your 50th franks and beans you will kill for a jalepeno and cheese, but ain’t no one got jalepano and cheese ‘cause they ate all of ‘em!

Now you might think, this bein’ Korea and all, that you might grabs some eats from the homes that was evacuated, but that Nip food is inebitable! Them gooks eat seaweed. Ain’t never gonna find food what will satisfy a man in a chink kitchen, which is why they were fighting in the first place.

The northern slopes was jealous because the southern slants had better eats and Seoul food, so they tries to take it by force because they were sick of eating tree bark soup.

Where was I? I forget, but you heed this lesson good!


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Default Re: This is why I came here. - 04-13-2019, 12:36 PM

Were you about to compare Pyongyang tree bark soup with Incheon live octopus delicacy?
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Jesus Re: This is why I came here. - 04-13-2019, 01:29 PM

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You people are sick. Unfeeling. Uncaring. The rudest people I have ever come across. You treat people like absolute shit if they don't agree and are correct. Treating depression, suicide, and ADHD like a joke. Animal abuse is ok with you. How twisted do you have to be to be ok with harming another living thing just to do it? If it's for food, fine. Pets? Not so much. Mocking people for something they can't control (Autism for a example). Also treating people of color and woman like crap. If we're being honest here, you're all children. "I don't like this, so it's evil!" The men have egos bigger than the ROUND earth. Are you guys afraid of modern science?! Guess what everyone? You. are. not. that. special. Neither am I. Most people arn't. Sorry to drag you guys back down to reality. Not everything is evil. Not everything is out to get you. People see you guys as jokes, you know that right? Most of the time, people don't care either.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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You people are sick. Unfeeling. Uncaring. The rudest people I have ever come across. You treat people like absolute shit if they don't agree and are correct. Treating depression, suicide, and ADHD like a joke. Animal abuse is ok with you. How twisted do you have to be to be ok with harming another living thing just to do it? If it's for food, fine. Pets? Not so much. Mocking people for something they can't control (Autism for a example). Also treating people of color and woman like crap. If we're being honest here, you're all children. "I don't like this, so it's evil!" The men have egos bigger than the ROUND earth. Are you guys afraid of modern science?! Guess what everyone? You. are. not. that. special. Neither am I. Most people arn't. Sorry to drag you guys back down to reality. Not everything is evil. Not everything is out to get you. People see you guys as jokes, you know that right? Most of the time, people don't care either.

Young lady, in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ, I would like to extend a warm welcome to you, and I thank you for visiting at .

Reading through your message, it is obvious that have some issues with anger, but I am going to overlook this, as I assume you have not yet read Pastor Billy-Reuben’s superb Rules and Announcements page. Here, you will find many useful links to information about the Holy Scriptures, with a few FAQ-type questions:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...33#post1244633

Now, then, regarding your concerns, I think you will find that when you become a born-again true believer and fellowship with us at , you will find bigger things to think about, such as rejoicing in overcoming your rebellious nature against God and how it could land you in for eternity:

Matthew 10:28 "And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.”

Once you have accepted that you need to repent of your sinful, angry ways, and begin to follow the Lord Jesus Christ carefully, then you will see that the good Lord has many blessings for you:

James 1:12 "Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.”

However, if you continue to rant and rave and to judge others, such as God's faithful servants at , then you will have placed yourself in a very dangerous position on Judgment Day:

Romans 2:1 "Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things.”

It is my hope that you will call out to God Almighty and ask Him to forgive you and to cleanse you of the sins that nailed our blessed Savior to the cross. A blessed day to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.




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Default Re: This is why I came here. - 04-13-2019, 04:37 PM

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I don't care how rude this is, but i'm just going to say it.

You people are sick. Unfeeling. Uncaring. The rudest people I have ever come across.
Okay, so I am gathering that you don't like us or agree with the positions that we take. That's your choice, of course, but bear in mind that we use the Holy Bible as the critical reference for the ideas that we defend. Declaring that we are sick is akin to saying that our Lord is sick. After all, He wrote the Bible and lived the Bible. Instead of spewing typed rage at us, direct your passion to learning about The Most Important Book in the History of the World. It will open your eyes and possibly bring tears to them.
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How twisted do you have to be to be ok with harming another living thing just to do it?
Again, just Read. The. Bible. There's animal sacrifice, some human sacrifice-- both intended and actualized-- and some virgin sacrifice, (of a sort). There's also some hewing with axes*; but that is a really obscure verse and I don't expect you to find it.
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Mocking people for something they can't control (Autism for a example).
Did we do that? Hmm. . . that could be serious. Did you know that in the Bible is a story about some little children mocking a guy just 'cause he was bald? God personally sent out a bear to rip those snarky little brats limb from limb. Rest assured that I will not make light of mocking.
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If we're being honest here, you're all children. "I don't like this, so it's evil!"
Hey! There are plenty of things that I don't like but don't regard as evil--smooth peanut butter, for instance. When Landover Baptist declares something evil it is because the Bible informs us that is evil. We aren't just making this stuff up! Who would do such a thing!?
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Sorry to drag you guys back down to reality. Not everything is evil. Not everything is out to get you.
We don't see things that way at all. To quote Romans 8:28

“And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.



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People see you guys as jokes, you know that right? Most of the time, people don't care either.
Well, everybody has their own ideas about what's funny. And I can live with the fact that most people don't care about me. According to the Bible, God does. There are tons of verses to that effect. . . And those are the only ones that most people ever bother to read. Such a shame--it's a great read, even if you don't invest your entire worldview in it--which is exactly what it tells you to do.


At this point, I don't expect you to do anything of the sort. But it would be nice if you cracked a few pages before posting your disapproving torrents against us. Knowing what you are talking about is a surprisingly useful skill to have in life.


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Default Re: This is why I came here. - 04-13-2019, 06:49 PM

Another poster and runner who doesn't give time for the of the forum to offer God's love gift. When will they learn?


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Rebuke Re: This is why I came here. - 04-13-2019, 08:20 PM

These gook bot farms, they have chinks sign up on forums chock full of decent, caring folk and say hurtful things. So typical of the yellow slants to be cruel. I thank Jesus each and every day he made me not let the hate get to me.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: This is why I came here. - 04-14-2019, 04:06 AM

Ok, so did this person just drop by to be rude and then leave?
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Default Re: This is why I came here. - 04-14-2019, 04:46 AM

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Ok, so did this person just drop by to be rude and then leave?
Don't forget the "feeling good about themselves for berating someone else anonymously online for their heartfelt beliefs while offering no understanding of the Bible upon which they found said beliefs nor any encouragement, opportunity, motive, or method to change the problematic beliefs in question".


Because they did that, too.


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Ok, so did this person just drop by to be rude and then leave?
It’s called an Atheist Drive by. Basically they get drunk or hopped up on the crack coccaines then the hate get’s hold of them and they come to a Christian website, join and make one post that is as rude and as hurtful as possible and NEVER come back.

It’s a bit sad.


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Ok, so did this person just drop by to be rude and then leave?
Yes, that would appear to be the case, dear young lady. And after all of the helpful, caring advise we had given to that mocker, she did not even have the courtesy to say "thank you"! And for irritating God's people at , she will have God Almighty to answer to when she stands before him, to be sentenced to eternal damnation. A blessed day to you, dear young lady, and I pray that you will not fall into a similar fate as this other one. Sincerely, Isabella W.

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