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Default The Pregnant MAN!! (God Have Mercy!) - 04-12-2019, 06:10 PM

Dear Brothers & Sisters of Landover, I don't want to cause any shock to you, so please be sure to put on the full armor of God before any further reading of this post (Ephesians 6:10-18). I've just been informed by my neighbor, Sister LulaBelle, that two "men" are going to be welcoming a baby into their "family". At first, I thought it was two of those homersexualistic perverts who had adopted a child (thanks to Godless, Lieberal policies), but, no, not quite -- much worse than that. What we have here, as you'll see in the video, are two "men" who were once "confused females" and then they had that "gender reassignment" surgical procedure, which, as far as I can make out, means that they had their things switched all around. And now, one of the "men" is pregnant! Am I the only one who is repulsed and appalled by the way the devil was wormed his way into our Godly American society? We need to pray for revival and we need to bring this sort of thing to the attention of our God-sent President so that he and his fine Administration can take care of this immediately, in Jesus' blessed Name! A good day to you all. Sincerely, Isabella W.




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Default Re: The Pregnant MAN!! (God Have Mercy!) - 04-12-2019, 08:09 PM

Sister Isabella, I have just eaten, so thank you for reporting on that video so that I don't have to watch it.
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What we have here, as you'll see in the video, are two "men" who were once "confused females" and then they had that "gender reassignment" surgical procedure, which, as far as I can make out, means that they had their things switched all around.
I knew about those "ladyboys" they have in places like the Thai lands, but are you saying that women are now having themselves surgically turned into men? I can see that they must have been particularly repulsive young women, presumably of the lesbic persuasion, but have they considered the problem - by which I mean the impossibility - of giving birth through a prosthetic tallywhacker? Speaking from personal experience, it's bad enough when one has all the usual equipment in place (not that I'm complaining - the first five are the worst and after that it gets easier every time ).

Also, who is the child's father, biologically speaking? Is this some abomination created in a test-tube? And who will be its mother, given that they are both pretending to be men?

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It would be an unnatural True Christian™ woman who was anything but repulsed and appalled. Genesis 5:1-2. I just hope and pray that this is yet more Trans-Fake News.


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Default Re: The Pregnant MAN!! (God Have Mercy!) - 04-12-2019, 08:19 PM

I think the baby vomiting towards the end of the video should tell you something. It’s an abomination and is spewing out the devil’s blood. This is the literal showing of Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.


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Sister Isabella, I knew about those "ladyboys" they have in places like the Thai lands, but are you saying that women are now having themselves surgically turned into men? I can see that they must have been particularly repulsive young women, presumably of the lesbic persuasion, but have they considered the problem - by which I mean the impossibility - of giving birth through a prosthetic tallywhacker? Also, who is the child's father, biologically speaking? Is this some abomination created in a test-tube? And who will be its mother, given that they are both pretending to be men?
Oh, Sister Joanna: A very good afternoon to you, Dear. I hope I didn't upset you too much by posting that video, and I'm glad that I had thought of warning our good members before they viewed it. Well, from what I can gather, it seems that there is a current trend, a fad of sorts, where some truly confused people think they were born into the wrong bodies, and they feel they must change their natural gender, as unthinkable as that is.



Before I go further, it was the good Lord God Almighty who made Adam, and then Eve was made from a rib. (Genesis 2:21-23). That created one male and one female, and from there, God's plan of creating more babies would begin. But, since Satan is working overtime to fight the Lord before His blessed Second Coming, the old devil is doing all sorts of dastardly deeds. And that means that today, we have poor, confused people who can't see their obvious God-given gender even when they are looking at themselves buck-naked in the mirror! Mind you, considering the weight of those two people, it's possible they just can't find what they should be looking for. Anyway, as it goes, they then go for surgery to have their parts changed, whacked off, re-constructed, whatever.


Now, then, I have a suspicion. I think the doctors save the leftover parts and then just attach them to the bodies of the people when they get "the change". Who knows whose tallywacker or hooha a person might end up with, but it's not the one that God gave them! As for who the father of that former woman is, I think I can safely say that it is none other than Satan himself! A blessed day to you, Dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: The Pregnant MAN!! (God Have Mercy!) - 04-12-2019, 08:43 PM

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I think the baby vomiting towards the end of the video should tell you something. It’s an abomination and is spewing out the devil’s blood. This is the literal showing of Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Oh, dear Sister Maxine, you are so right! Mark my words, this will be Rosemary's Baby all over again! A blessed day to you, Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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