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Default That Mayor Pete Buttgay Person - 04-12-2019, 10:39 PM

I'm at a loss for words here, dear Brothers & Sisters. I saw another TV clip of Pete Buttgay, this time on that Ellen Degenerate show. Anyway, he wants to become President when he grows up, but this photo shows he already tried that a few years ago!



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Jesus Re: That Mayor Pete Buttgay Person - 04-14-2019, 10:20 PM

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I'm at a loss for words here, dear Brothers & Sisters. I saw another TV clip of Pete Buttgay, this time on that Ellen Degenerate show. Anyway, he wants to become President when he grows up, but this photo shows he already tried that a few years ago!

Dearest Celestina - OOPS! I mean Sister Isabella:
Regardless of the name he uses, we can not suffer him to become President and shame the office of the most powerful man in the world other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, our Beautiful Savior and King. Donald Trump has brought honor to that oval space, and no homer should be permitted to even walk on its hallowed floors.


Finally we can respect the presidency again, since Trump's reputation is impeccable. Yet just today, in South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Buttgay formally announced that he intends to be a candidate for president. I REBUKE HIM IN JESUS NAME! Despite my love for the homer race, and despite my tireless ministry to them, I have my limits! How can it be God's will to have someone move in the White House and paint it mauve?


How can we stomach the thought of he and his "husband", Chasten, doing it in the Lincoln Bedroom? How can we allow an abomination to inhabit the place where Ronald Reagan and his sweet Nancy made holy love each night after praying to the Lamb of God to save our country? It just isn't right.


And someone as ancient as you shouldn't have to worry about such matters. You should be concerned with things like denture cream and arthritis medicine. You should be making financial decisions like including me in your will, not worrying about gay sex happening in our nation's capital. I do hope that our sweet Baby Jesus will whisper in your ear, "It's going to be ok, Isabella honey. I have it all in my hands." Trust in Him, sweet lady. He will not fail us.


In the meantime, when this homer comes to Buffalo to campaign, and I'm sure he will, be sure to carry a sign that says "NO to HOMERS IN TRUMP'S RIGHTFUL THRONE!" or something powerful like that. I'll even pay to have it made for you, sweetie. You just tell Larry what you want and you'll have it in hand.

Now let's talk more about that will sometime.


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Default Re: That Mayor Pete Buttgay Person - 04-14-2019, 11:46 PM

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Dearest Celestina - OOPS! I mean Sister Isabella:
Regardless of the name he uses, we can not suffer him to become President and shame the office of the most powerful man in the world other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, our Beautiful Savior and King. Donald Trump has brought honor to that oval space, and no homer should be permitted to even walk on its hallowed floors.

Finally we can respect the presidency again, since Trump's reputation is impeccable. Yet just today, in South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Buttgay formally announced that he intends to be a candidate for president. I REBUKE HIM IN JESUS NAME! Despite my love for the homer race, and despite my tireless ministry to them, I have my limits! How can it be God's will to have someone move in the White House and paint it mauve?

How can we stomach the thought of he and his "husband", Chasten, doing it in the Lincoln Bedroom? How can we allow an abomination to inhabit the place where Ronald Reagan and his sweet Nancy made holy love each night after praying to the Lamb of God to save our country? It just isn't right.

And someone as ancient as you shouldn't have to worry about such matters. You should be concerned with things like denture cream and arthritis medicine. You should be making financial decisions like including me in your will, not worrying about gay sex happening in our nation's capital. I do hope that our sweet Baby Jesus will whisper in your ear, "It's going to be ok, Isabella honey. I have it all in my hands." Trust in Him, sweet lady. He will not fail us.

In the meantime, when this homer comes to Buffalo to campaign, and I'm sure he will, be sure to carry a sign that says "NO to HOMERS IN TRUMP'S RIGHTFUL THRONE!" or something powerful like that. I'll even pay to have it made for you, sweetie. You just tell Larry what you want and you'll have it in hand.

Now let's talk more about that will sometime.
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Oh, Dear Brother Grandbaby Larry (Actually, that should be Great-Grandbaby Larry, since you're still so youthful) -- thank you for your sweet note. And what a pleasant surprise and delight to receive it on this dreary, drizzly day here in depressing Buffalo.


I had heard something of that Buttgay fellow officially declaring that he is foolishly challenging the man of God that's currently in the White House. If this Buttgay thinks he can throw our Godly President and his gold draperies out of the Oval Office, then he has another thing coming! I intend to picket whatever rallies he will dare to hold in upstate New York, and I encourage all members of to drive in to form a show of solidarity with Sister Isabella as we hold high the Blood-stained banner and defeat this Satanic attack.


Ephesians 6:12 "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."


And thank you so much for those words of personal encouragement. Oh, I don't mind being involved so much; heaven's above, I've been doing this of most of my years and it won't interfere with maintaining my chompers. My dear, departed Daddy taught me to do whatever I could to help the work of the good Lord, back in my days in the rattlesnake church and as long as the Lord gives breathe to these old lungs, then I will do His Work, for His Glory! So, going to these rallies will not interfere with my other activities and I might even bring along a tambourine to be part of the sing-along that we will have as we push back the forces of evil.


Now, then, about my will, I've already taken care of that, but I did want it to be a surprise. But since you've brought it up, I guess it's OK for me to break the surprise to you a bit early. Why should I keep you in suspense and make you wait when you could get such good use from your gift now? If you will kindly scroll down, you will see this gift. Now, I know that at first, you might wonder if it suits the style of such a manly man as yourself, but I'm sure it will just fit in perfectly with your decor!


Much love to you, dear Great-Grandbaby Larry. Isabella.






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Here you are! Enjoy it in good health, you handsome, manly servant of God!






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Default Re: That Mayor Pete Buttgay Person - 04-16-2019, 08:42 AM

The Democrats are much like the Mattel toy company rolling out a new line of dolls to see what sells. There is a whole menagerie of everything from new Bolshevik Barbies to soy boy socialist Ken dolls to choose from. Lest we forget, there are also members of the family from the elderly pervert uncle Joe (that gets off on sniffing hair) to millionaire Breadline Bernie that promises to show you how to outfit your new egalitarian hovel and make it "green".

Sales of the skateboarding Beto doll have recently fallen in favor of the newest pretty soy boy Buttgig, and the MSM is just fawning over the possibility that his "husband" will become FLOTUS and pick out the new White House china.


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Default Re: That Mayor Pete Buttgay Person - 04-16-2019, 06:56 PM

Bootyjudge has the support of far-left law professor Laurence Tribe and of a certain Kenyan usurper. What could go wrong?

Lie-beral lamestream MSM fake-news site
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“The announcement of Pete Buttigieg was the most inspiring I’ve seen since Barack Obama’s,” wrote Laurence Tribe, a Harvard Law professor and judicial adviser to Barack Obama's 2008 presidential campaign. “His is a campaign not just for an office but for an era.”

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Obama has met with Buttigieg in person on multiple occasions to “talk politics.” In a 2016 interview with David Remnick, Obama mentioned Buttigieg in the same breath as Kamala Harris as possible 2020 contenders.
Prayer warriors, you know what to do.


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Bootyjudge has the support of far-left law professor Laurence Tribe and of a certain Kenyan usurper. What could go wrong?

Lie-beral lamestream MSM fake-news sitePrayer warriors, you know what to do.
Amen, Brother Pastor Peters, and I thank you for bringing all of this to our attention. Yes, we must pray fervently that this Buttgay person will be defeated! We cannot afford to have our Godly President defeated by some Satanic homersexualistic person who thinks it's trendy to get naked and crawl all over another man (or men, which is probably more like it.)

I Thessalonians 5:17 "Pray without ceasing."
Failing to pray, pray, pray AND pray could (I hate to say) result in more of what's going on in the photos below. Brothers & Sisters of we cannot afford to have someone in power who abuses the Holy institution of marriage!

Hebrews 13:4 "Marriage is honorable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge."







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Default Re: That Mayor Pete Buttgay Person - 04-16-2019, 09:34 PM

Am I the only person that wonders whether "Mister" Buttiboy being mayor of a place called South Bend is not enough of a warning in itself?


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Love Jesus Re: That Mayor Pete Buttgay Person - 04-18-2019, 04:20 PM

Sister Grandma Isabella,


That davenport is FABULOUS! It will look great in my great room with the white faux fur carpet and lifesize portrait of Judy Garland (um, given to me by a man who was a CLOSE friend of John Wayne, the very heterosexual actor). I can't thank you enough.


But first, I need a great room. And a house. I'm still trying to decide between La Paz, Bolivia and somewhere far from New York City like New Rochelle. (If it was good enough for wholesome Mary Tyler Moore, it's good enough for me. The Petries had to have left some good karma.)


Sister, I almost vomited when I saw the picture of Mayor Peter kissing another male - someone I assume he knows? It won't be long until this behavior becomes commonplace. In my ministry to the gays, I've seen it up close and personal. Gay lips have often tried to find congress upon my unwitting brow. Of course, the power of JESUS protects me. I have often been prostrate on the floor as tens of gays touch me inappropriately, but their seed found no purchase on my nether regions. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. (Psalm 23)


When I was just a novice at ministering to the homer population of this country, I remember an ex-gay who had been through the Landover Ex-Gay program pulled me aside and held me close and whispered tenderly, "You must stay the course." Indeed, as we lay in his bed which he so graciously offered me so I wouldn't have to walk the almost 20 blocks home that night, he cried out to God many times and I like to think it was because of something I did. I still think about that moment now and then, and realize I am just in the place I should be - God's Perfect Will.


Well, I've rambled on enough, my dear, sweet, kind, loving, adorable precious lady. May our Lord walk with you today and sing sweet psalms of deliverance and truth in your beautiful ears.


BrotherLarry


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Default Re: That Mayor Pete Buttgay Person - 04-18-2019, 07:49 PM

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Sister Grandma Isabella,

That davenport is FABULOUS! It will look great in my great room with the white faux fur carpet and lifesize portrait of Judy Garland (um, given to me by a man who was a CLOSE friend of John Wayne, the very heterosexual actor). I can't thank you enough.

But first, I need a great room. And a house. I'm still trying to decide between La Paz, Bolivia and somewhere far from New York City like New Rochelle. (If it was good enough for wholesome Mary Tyler Moore, it's good enough for me. The Petries had to have left some good karma.)

Sister, I almost vomited when I saw the picture of Mayor Peter kissing another male - someone I assume he knows? It won't be long until this behavior becomes commonplace. In my ministry to the gays, I've seen it up close and personal. Gay lips have often tried to find congress upon my unwitting brow. Of course, the power of JESUS protects me. I have often been prostrate on the floor as tens of gays touch me inappropriately, but their seed found no purchase on my nether regions. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. (Psalm 23)

When I was just a novice at ministering to the homer population of this country, I remember an ex-gay who had been through the Landover Ex-Gay program pulled me aside and held me close and whispered tenderly, "You must stay the course." Indeed, as we lay in his bed which he so graciously offered me so I wouldn't have to walk the almost 20 blocks home that night, he cried out to God many times and I like to think it was because of something I did. I still think about that moment now and then, and realize I am just in the place I should be - God's Perfect Will.

Well, I've rambled on enough, my dear, sweet, kind, loving, adorable precious lady. May our Lord walk with you today and sing sweet psalms of deliverance and truth in your beautiful ears.

BrotherLarry
Oh, Dear Brother Larry Great-Grandbaby and All-around Exemplary : Your old Granny Isabella is assuredly delighted that you like the pink and gold settee. Honestly, I just can't think of anybody who is more deserving of it than you. I can picture it in your home now, placed in front of your fabulous fuchsia and blushing creamed striped wallpaper pattern. I can't tell you how much I've enjoyed sitting on that, having my afternoon tea (always in my best Victorian china), and reading the as I continually search for new ways to please our loving Lord.

Speaking of tea, I have another little surprise for you, and it's shown a bit further down the page. I shouldn't spoil the excitement, but when I was thinking of you a couple of weeks ago as I was enjoying my Earl Grey, I was marveling at all of the wonderful work you do to make those sinful homersexualistic people get on their knees in repentance and servitude to the Lord. So, I wanted to make you a little something that I think you will treasure for years to come. And since this is Easter weekend, what better time than now to give you this appropriate gift, made by old Isabella's own hands, to remind you not only to take time for tea, but to keep on diligently serving the Lord. 1 Corinthians 15:18 "Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord."

Know that your great work for God is appreciated, Dear Brother Larry. It can't be easy being taunted and tempted as our Lord was, when you are ministering to such a Godless crowd, especially to those ones that have big muscles and wear tight leather clothing. That's why you must remember that when you're working with those reprobates, you must be sure to put on the full armor of God. And don't forget to tighten the clamps on your breastplate, to protect yourself from personal assault. Ephesians 6:11,14: "11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. 14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness". A blessed day to you, Dear Brother Larry. Now, don't forget to scroll down to see your special Easter surprise! And thank you for all that you do for the , , here at , at . Lovingly yours, Granny Isabella W.








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Default Re: That Mayor Pete Buttgay Person - 04-18-2019, 08:07 PM

Oh my! You really shouldn’t have! I mean I can’t accept such a - this is just too - Now I am all weepy


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Oh my! You really shouldn’t have! I mean I can’t accept such a - this is just too - Now I am all weepy
Nonsense, my Dear! You must have it. It will inspire you as you bring those young, wayward lambs closer to the Lord!



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