What with all these made-up and often dubious-sounding names for universities how is anyone supposed to know which ones are legitimate? Satan of course pursues his agenda, sociology of UFO identification, gender studies, astrology, queer identity, you name it there's a crackpot degree out there for the price of whatever loan you can get or if you don't need to get a loan, WOW!
Crystal energy nomenclature? [internships available]
Mantra analysis? [post-doctoral research available]
Geomagnetic brain resonance? [fellowships sought]
YES! By endowing your own fellowship to address "the wavelength of electromagnetic brain-wave frequencies (quantified by EEG) compared to the geomagnetic field (as a subcarrier for telepathy & other phenomena)" thus eliminating the objection that any single brain would be too feeble a source for direct communication - WOOF! And the aliens can tap right in!!
But they're not really aliens are they.
We know of course that Jesus had other folds, but trans-galactic aliens? Get out the plastic: Mc
.Jynkclstyn's has a Brain Mantra endowment AND the Master's degree perfect for you.
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Now look for work and see how far you get. But for the rest of us, yes it has a degree from Mc
.Jynkclstyn University. WOWSER! And a post-doctoral research box!! WITH social media citations screenshotted!!!
God checks it out: all He sees is the certificate. But when
you..get sick, where would you rather go to die.
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods† which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods‡ of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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† .psycho-geomagnetism [demons] to construct flood-resistant pyramids?
‡ .crystal-energetic mantra-analysis for alien [demonic] communication?