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Scared GIANT TREE VIBRATORS - 12-13-2020, 02:17 AM

I WAS LYING. THESE SATAN WORSHIPERS REALLY DO USE TREES FOR CARNAL PLEASURES. THIS IS SICKENING, PLEASE FORGIVE ME. PRAY FOR MY MORTAL SOUL TO BE ACCEPTED INTO HEAVEN AND INTO THE LOVING ARMS OF A MAN AND THIS FORUM. THIS IS WITCHCRAFT. I BELIEVE THEY USE THE FREQUENCIES FROM THE TREES AND AMPLIFY THEM USING ALUMINIUM FOIL IN ORDER FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE. THIS IS SATAN'S WORK. DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES.


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