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11-14-2010, 03:29 PM
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No chance of accidental pregnancy and because the wife likes it.
Seems simple enough to me.
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Pregnancy is the goal of sex. Sex for any other reason is evil and will send you straight to Hell.
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11-14-2010, 04:18 PM
I suspect Catholic priests and nuns use anal sex to conceive satanic demons. You may not be Catholic, but engaging in this disordered act of sexual congress could result in a tragedy for the world if satan finds your wifes rectum and anus a fertile place where his seed could find cozy purchase.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-14-2010, 06:47 PM
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Every time you ejaculate inside someone's anus, no matter what their gender is, that is the equivalent of ejaculating right in Jesus' face!
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Is that somewhere in the bible or just something youve made up?
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-14-2010, 06:56 PM
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Is that somewhere in the bible or just something youve made up?
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When Onan refused to ejaculate inside a woman's cooter and spilled his seed instead upon the ground, he got the death penalty, straight from God. Think how much worse then it should be for one who ejaculates inside her anus.
Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version) 9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Also, sex for any reason other than procreation is fornication. God prohibits fornication.
1 Corinthians 6:18 (King James Version) 18Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-14-2010, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
When Onan refused to ejaculate inside a woman's cooter and spilled his seed instead upon the ground, he got the death penalty, straight from God. Think how much worse then it should be for one who ejaculates inside her anus.
Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version) 9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
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So it says nothing then. Thought so.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-14-2010, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
When Onan refused to ejaculate inside a woman's cooter and spilled his seed instead upon the ground, he got the death penalty, straight from God. Think how much worse then it should be for one who ejaculates inside her anus.
Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version) 9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Also, sex for any reason other than procreation is fornication. God prohibits fornication.
1 Corinthians 6:18 (King James Version) 18Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
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Well. Since its in the bible I guess I can't argue on that point anymore. Your the winner of this argument sir.
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11-14-2010, 09:50 PM
Anal sex is for fags, Swedes and faggy Swedes. If thy penis offends thy by toying with the idea of anal sex...CUT IT OFF! PRAISE TO JESUS! AMEN!
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"And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage."
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
When Onan refused to ejaculate inside a woman's cooter and spilled his seed instead upon the ground, he got the death penalty, straight from God. Think how much worse then it should be for one who ejaculates inside her anus.
Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version) 9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Also, sex for any reason other than procreation is fornication. God prohibits fornication.
1 Corinthians 6:18 (King James Version) 18Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
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Billy Bob did God slay him for spewing his jizz on the ground or for hooking up with his brother's wife?
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 11:46 AM
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I am getting the impression it is not appropriate, problem is my wife loves it
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Get thee behind me Satan's!! (And that's not an invite to start ramming my bottom before anyone suggests it !!!)
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 02:30 PM
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Stop having anal sex with your wife it haram. By performing such acts she divorce you. Do not blame you wife for what you are doing to her.
Al-Jami 5918
The one who has intercourse with a menstruating woman, or with a woman in her rectum, or who goes to a fortune-teller, has disbelieved in what was revealed to Muhammad.
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YOu guys must have a lot of problems with this type of thing for there to be a piece of skripcher on it. Especially regarding menstruation too.
Written by Al- Jami (puns be upon him) , of all people.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 02:37 PM
I feel that taking something your wife loves away from her is only going to make her unhappy and if you don't like doing something she loves, it's only going to go down hill from there.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 02:38 PM
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taking something your wife loves away from her is only going to make her unhappy
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So?
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 02:55 PM
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Billy Bob did God slay him for spewing his jizz on the ground or for hooking up with his brother's wife?
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For not impregnating his brother's wife.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 03:28 PM
I wonder why Atheists and Homers are so darn enthralled with nasty butt sex?
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 03:37 PM
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I wonder why Atheists and Homers are so darn enthralled with nasty butt sex?
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I think it's because they both hate God, and they want to hurt Him.
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11-15-2010, 03:52 PM
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I think it's because they both hate God, and they want to hurt Him.
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Not to mention the back side of a normal person Its not natural for a man to stick his tallywacker into the exit point of poop.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 04:58 PM
They usually leave when they're not happy, I thought happiness was a good thing for people?
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 05:16 PM
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They usually leave when they're not happy, I thought happiness was a good thing for people?
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Sorry. I think the special needs forum is down the internet hall, last door on the left.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 05:22 PM
I'm sure my cousin with downs syndrome would appreciate that joke just as much as everybody else. Thanks and I'm sure you're going to bring up a point that he cant read, but that would just be ridiculous
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-15-2010, 05:26 PM
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I'm sure my cousin with downs syndrome would appreciate that joke just as much as everybody else. Thanks and I'm sure you're going to bring up a point that he cant read, but that would just be ridiculous
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What did your cousins parents do to have Jesus make the kid a retard? And why are you having anal sex with a retard? I hope its a female retard.
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