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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-14-2010, 03:29 PM

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No chance of accidental pregnancy and because the wife likes it.
Seems simple enough to me.
Pregnancy is the goal of sex. Sex for any other reason is evil and will send you straight to Hell.


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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-14-2010, 04:18 PM

I suspect Catholic priests and nuns use anal sex to conceive satanic demons. You may not be Catholic, but engaging in this disordered act of sexual congress could result in a tragedy for the world if satan finds your wifes rectum and anus a fertile place where his seed could find cozy purchase.


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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-14-2010, 06:47 PM

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Every time you ejaculate inside someone's anus, no matter what their gender is, that is the equivalent of ejaculating right in Jesus' face!
Is that somewhere in the bible or just something youve made up?
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-14-2010, 06:56 PM

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Is that somewhere in the bible or just something youve made up?
When Onan refused to ejaculate inside a woman's cooter and spilled his seed instead upon the ground, he got the death penalty, straight from God. Think how much worse then it should be for one who ejaculates inside her anus.

Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version) 9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Also, sex for any reason other than procreation is fornication. God prohibits fornication.

1 Corinthians 6:18 (King James Version) 18Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.


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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-14-2010, 07:00 PM

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When Onan refused to ejaculate inside a woman's cooter and spilled his seed instead upon the ground, he got the death penalty, straight from God. Think how much worse then it should be for one who ejaculates inside her anus.

Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version) 9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
So it says nothing then. Thought so.
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-14-2010, 08:22 PM

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When Onan refused to ejaculate inside a woman's cooter and spilled his seed instead upon the ground, he got the death penalty, straight from God. Think how much worse then it should be for one who ejaculates inside her anus.

Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version) 9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Also, sex for any reason other than procreation is fornication. God prohibits fornication.

1 Corinthians 6:18 (King James Version) 18Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
Well. Since its in the bible I guess I can't argue on that point anymore. Your the winner of this argument sir.
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-14-2010, 09:50 PM

Anal sex is for fags, Swedes and faggy Swedes. If thy penis offends thy by toying with the idea of anal sex...CUT IT OFF! PRAISE TO JESUS! AMEN!


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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-15-2010, 10:13 AM

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When Onan refused to ejaculate inside a woman's cooter and spilled his seed instead upon the ground, he got the death penalty, straight from God. Think how much worse then it should be for one who ejaculates inside her anus.

Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version) 9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Also, sex for any reason other than procreation is fornication. God prohibits fornication.

1 Corinthians 6:18 (King James Version) 18Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
Billy Bob did God slay him for spewing his jizz on the ground or for hooking up with his brother's wife?


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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-15-2010, 11:46 AM

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I am getting the impression it is not appropriate, problem is my wife loves it
Get thee behind me Satan's!! (And that's not an invite to start ramming my bottom before anyone suggests it !!!)


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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-15-2010, 02:30 PM

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Stop having anal sex with your wife it haram. By performing such acts she divorce you. Do not blame you wife for what you are doing to her.

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YOu guys must have a lot of problems with this type of thing for there to be a piece of skripcher on it. Especially regarding menstruation too.
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-15-2010, 02:37 PM

I feel that taking something your wife loves away from her is only going to make her unhappy and if you don't like doing something she loves, it's only going to go down hill from there.
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-15-2010, 02:38 PM

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taking something your wife loves away from her is only going to make her unhappy
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Billy Bob did God slay him for spewing his jizz on the ground or for hooking up with his brother's wife?
For not impregnating his brother's wife.


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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-15-2010, 03:28 PM

I wonder why Atheists and Homers are so darn enthralled with nasty butt sex?
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I think it's because they both hate God, and they want to hurt Him.
Not to mention the back side of a normal person Its not natural for a man to stick his tallywacker into the exit point of poop.
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-15-2010, 04:58 PM

They usually leave when they're not happy, I thought happiness was a good thing for people?
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-15-2010, 05:22 PM

I'm sure my cousin with downs syndrome would appreciate that joke just as much as everybody else. Thanks and I'm sure you're going to bring up a point that he cant read, but that would just be ridiculous
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-15-2010, 05:26 PM

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I'm sure my cousin with downs syndrome would appreciate that joke just as much as everybody else. Thanks and I'm sure you're going to bring up a point that he cant read, but that would just be ridiculous
What did your cousins parents do to have Jesus make the kid a retard? And why are you having anal sex with a retard? I hope its a female retard.
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