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dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 02:45 PM
im am very mad at what you people say, your all racist, homophobic, ablest trump supports that think that the bible is a reliable source of info, which it is not... im a normal person, i do play video games and i don't cause crimes. im bisexual. i heard about this from a video about the tf2 thread. and i looked into this and i got very VERY angry. you think this is ok? NO it's not.
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 02:51 PM
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im am very mad at what you people say, your all racist, homophobic, ablest trump supports that think that the bible is a reliable source of info, which it is not... i have autism and adhd, and im a normal person, i do play video games and i don't cause crimes. im bisexual. im 16 and i heard about this from a video about the tf2 thread. and i looked into this and i got very VERY angry. you think this is ok? NO it's not.
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Hello, Nat, and to our Godly forum!
As noted by someone else on your other intro thread, it seems that you don't have a problem with us but with God Himself!
Please don't shoot the messenger! We are simply broadcasting to everyone who will hear the Good News of the Holy Bible. If you find the Bible to be "racist, homophobic, ablest (sic!) trump supports" then you need to voice your complaint to God Himself!
I will pray for you.
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 02:56 PM
im not saying that... there's nothing wrong with god, it's you guys that act like idiots wanting to force people to be christian, which is not right.
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 03:01 PM
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im not saying that... there's nothing wrong with god, it's you guys that act like idiots wanting to force people to be christian, which is not right.
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Dear, I think you are confusing us with the Spanish Inquisition, or even worse, with the Jehova's Witnesses.
I can reassure you that you won't see a member of the Landover Baptist Church trying to shove religion down your throat at your own doorstep.
You have chosen to visit us on our forum. That makes you a guest at our house, not the other way around.
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 03:17 PM
"it seems that you don't have a problem with us but with God Himself!" yea right...
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 03:25 PM
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"it seems that you don't have a problem with us but with God Himself!" yea right...
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Do you have a problem with that statement, dear? We True Christians™ follow the Bible 100%. We didn't make the rules, we simply follow them. God made the rules, so if you don't like the rules, then you don't like God.
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 03:37 PM
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there's nothing wrong with god
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On that we can agree.
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it's you guys that act like idiots wanting to force people to be christian, which is not right.
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We can not force people to become Christians. God gave all of us free will to make that decision for ourselves.
All we can do is show people the beauty of God's Holy Bible (Psalm 12:6-7) and pray this will teach them they are wrong and we are right.
We do this to prevent people from burning in Hell for all eternity (Revelation 21:8).
Just think about this, every second that you are not converting people to Christianity you're dooming them to the eternal fires of Hell!
Only a horrible person would make people burn in Hell. Why are you a horrible person? Why do you hate baby Jesus so much? Why did you illegally vote for Joe Biden?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 03:37 PM
god never made the rules, he only made us that's it he's only a spectator watches over us. the bible was written to tell stories not da rules book from the fairy odd parents. plus the bible wasn't made by god. it's was written by Moses sharing god's sayings
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 03:43 PM
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On that we can agree.
We can not force people to become Christians. God gave all of us free will to make that decision for ourselves.
All we can do is show people the beauty of God's Holy Bible (Psalm 12:6-7) and pray this will teach them they are wrong and we are right.
We do this to prevent people from burning in Hell for all eternity (Revelation 21:8).
Just think about this, every second of your life that you are not converting people to Christianity you're dooming them to the eternal fires of Hell!
Only a horrible person would make people burn in Hell. Why are you a horrible person? Why do you hate baby Jesus so much? Why did you illegally vote for Joe Biden?
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im not into politics ok, i didn't vote for him nor trump at all
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 03:45 PM
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im not into politics ok, i didn't vote for him nor trump at all
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That you didn't vote for Donald Trump is a crime against humanity, I am not surprised, but why did you ignore my other questions?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by NatPlayz
god never made the rules, he only made us that's it he's only a spectator watches over us. the bible was written to tell stories not da rules book from the fairy odd parents. plus the bible wasn't made by god. it's was written by Moses sharing god's sayings
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OK, you make some claims above. How do you know all that? What are your claims based on? Why should we believe your version (that seems to be Deism)?
James 3:13
Who is a wise man and endued with knowledge among you? let him shew out of a good conversation his works with meekness of wisdom.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by NatPlayz
god never made the rules, he only made us that's it he's only a spectator watches over us. the bible was written to tell stories not da rules book from the fairy odd parents. plus the bible wasn't made by god. it's was written by Moses sharing god's sayings
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Hello Mr. Playz. It seems to me that there is some miscommunication between you and the good people of Landover.
You see, here is the problem: if you reject the Bible as the Word of God, then you don't have any evidence that God exists. So here are the options:
1. God is real, the Bible is the Word of God, and it needs to be followed the way this lovely community does.
2. The Bible is not the Word of God but a collection of mad ramblings written by a bunch of incoherent Bronze Age schizophrenics, which means we have no evidence whatsoever that God exists.
So, which one of these two options do you choose?
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by NatPlayz
im not saying that... there's nothing wrong with god, it's you guys that act like idiots wanting to force people to be christian, which is not right.
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Dear Miss Playz: May I extend to you a friendly I note that you seem to have a problem with anger, especially in how you view the followers of the at . I would like you to know that loves you very much -- so much so, that He shed precious for you on Calvary's cross, as payment for your repulsive sins.
Hebrews 9:22 "And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission."
Ephesians 1:7 "In whom we have redemption through , the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of grace;"
Once you accept the fact that you are a lost sinner -- unsaved trash -- it will make your understanding of these things much easier to accept. Then, you will be more at ease in reaching out to the people here for assistance, in how to obtain your much-needed salvation.
While I have your attention, I should point out that our newcomers, generally, post an introductory message over at our cordial Introduction Forum. Unless I am missing something, I don't see a message from you there. The link to that forum is below, and please pay attention to our simple requests, which I shall include for you:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We so look forward to getting to know you, Dear -- here, at .
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 05:23 PM
Hi little lady, I have an advice for you: you don't like what you are reading, close the tab, go to read the Bible instead.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by NatPlayz
im am very mad at what you people say, your all racist, homophobic, ablest trump supports that think that the bible is a reliable source of info, which it is not... i have autism and adhd, and im a normal person, i do play video games and i don't cause crimes. im bisexual[/quote
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You are obviously under the influence of demons in nearly all aspects of your life. I recommend finding the pastor of a Bible-believing church for exorcism immediately. Don't worry, we know that it's not you saying these hatehul things to us, it's the Devil talking.
We could also look into getting you admitted to the Landover Home for the Demonically Possessed in North Dakota.
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by NatPlayz
im not saying that... there's nothing wrong with god, it's you guys that act like idiots wanting to force people to be christian, which is not right.
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This does not make a lot of sense.
If
- there is nothing wrong with God and
- God tells us to spread his message, then
- why would it be wrong to remind people what God's message is?
Yours in Christ, and looking forward to your answer
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by NatPlayz
im am very mad at what you people say, your all racist, homophobic, ablest trump supports that think that the bible is a reliable source of info, which it is not... i have autism and adhd, and im a normal person, i do play video games and i don't cause crimes. im bisexual. im 16 and i heard about this from a video about the tf2 thread. and i looked into this and i got very VERY angry. you think this is ok? NO it's not.
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I see you throwin around the race card and have bad grammar. Are you by any chance a Nigra? Your laziness is reflected in your poor grammar which I can only imagine is what the street hoodlums like smoothy, shifty, and D-money refer to as Ebonics. Landover Baptist Church is probably the least racist church in existence on God’s planet. Look at me. I’m here and the nice kind upstanding intelligent White Christian folk here have only showered me with kindness for the service I help them with and for upholding the plain text of The KJV Bible. I suggest you stop discriminating against these kind white folk and start workin on getting saved so you can get rid of your lifestyle choice of “autism” whatever excuse that is. I’ll pray for you.
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-16-2020, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by NatPlayz
im am very mad at what you people say, your all racist, homophobic, ablest trump supports that think that the bible is a reliable source of info, which it is not... i have autism and adhd, and im a normal person, i do play video games and i don't cause crimes. im bisexual. im 16 and i heard about this from a video about the tf2 thread. and i looked into this and i got very VERY angry. you think this is ok? NO it's not.
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Trust me, you are not normal.
You are rather imperious, though-- Coming onto our forum and ordering us to stop.
And what exactly is it that you want us to stop doing? Reading the Bible? Reporting its words accurately?
Perhaps you want us to stop capitalizing the first letters at the beginnings of sentences or using apostrophes? Seriously, you found the shift key when you typed out the word, "NO", why can't you use it when you start your sentences?
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-17-2020, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by NatPlayz
im am very mad at what you people say, your all racist, homophobic, ablest trump supports that think that the bible is a reliable source of info, which it is not... i have autism and adhd, and im a normal person, i do play video games and i don't cause crimes. im bisexual. im 16 and i heard about this from a video about the tf2 thread. and i looked into this and i got very VERY angry. you think this is ok? NO it's not.
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God made you retarded because of your parents sin. We want to help you but you must renounce your perversion. Don't you want to be a decent person that people will tolerate?
Jesus tells us even a wetback like you has a place in His Grand Plan™.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: dear LBC, stop -
11-17-2020, 02:06 AM
Hello Mr. Player! You know, I have five boys and one of them showed autism one time. My husband beat it out of him. But even at his worst autism, he never use appalling grammar and spelling. Perhaps your father could beat out your autism and bad grammar? It's worth a shot.
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Proverbs 23:13
I hope to hear back from you when your autism is cured!
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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