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Unholy thougts?! -
11-10-2008, 08:50 PM
Hello I am new here, and I wondered if you real men could help me.
I am a 54 year old man, with a wife and 3 chrildren.
during the unfair election, where satan's angel obama won, I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<- )
is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff, or is it okay Im just thinking. and in case it is a sin, what should I do?
God's praise
Albert
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
11-10-2008, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by LordsTrueBaptist
Hello I am new here, and I wondered if you real men could help me.
I am a 54 year old man, with a wife and 3 chrildren.
during the unfair election, where satan's angel obama won, I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<- )
is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff, or is it okay Im just thinking. and in case it is a sin, what should I do?
God's praise
Albert
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Dear friend, Jesus said.
Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
What sorts of unclean stuff was she doing in your thoughts?
The details matter!
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
11-10-2008, 09:14 PM
You're not really 54, are you, Albert? What other kind of thougts are you having?
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
11-10-2008, 09:44 PM
I sometimes imagine her doing unclean things like taking down a brown bear with a bowie knife and field dressing it. Or taking down the last black buck in all of Alaska form her helicopter and then gutting it and stuffing and mounting it. Then placing it in the foyer of the State Capitol across from the last snow chink cigar holder she made the year before.
These are pretty unclean things. I don't feel they are very sinful. Is that the type of unclean stuff you were referring to?
Micah 5:15 - And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.
Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
11-11-2008, 02:45 AM
I'm sure that she cleans toilets and scrubs the floor on her hands and knees just like any good Christian wife. What's the problem with that?
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
11-11-2008, 03:21 AM
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Hello I am new here, and I wondered if you real men could help me.
I am a 54 year old man, with a wife and 3 chrildren.
during the unfair election, where satan's angel obama won, I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<- )
is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff, or is it okay Im just thinking. and in case it is a sin, what should I do?
God's praise
Albert
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What does your age have to do with anything here other than a tacit implication of being a responsible adult past the age of reason? Or are you signaling that your are harmless and innocent in being able to consumate your thoughts. I think we can rule out senility since you recollect the thoughts.
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2 Peter 1:20 "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation."
2 Thess 2:15 "Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle."
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
11-11-2008, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Micah Boenheffer
I sometimes imagine her doing unclean things like taking down a brown bear with a bowie knife and field dressing it. Or taking down the last black buck in all of Alaska form her helicopter and then gutting it and stuffing and mounting it. Then placing it in the foyer of the State Capitol across from the last snow chink cigar holder she made the year before.
These are pretty unclean things. I don't feel they are very sinful. Is that the type of unclean stuff you were referring to?
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Only field dressing the bear would make her unclean, but she'll be fine once the sun goes down (and she showers).
Lev 11:27 And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even.
Deer is good eating, however. God bless their cud-chewing, divided-hoofed nature.
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
11-11-2008, 01:11 PM
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Dear friend, Jesus said.
Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
What sorts of unclean stuff was she doing in your thoughts?
The details matter!
YIC
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the details are so unclean, i dont even think i can speak about it, i tried to clear my thoughts by reading the bible over and over again. but i will pray for that also you men can help me out
may jesus be with all of you
Albert
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
11-11-2008, 01:24 PM
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the details are so unclean, i dont even think i can speak about it, i tried to clear my thoughts by reading the bible over and over again. but i will pray for that also you men can help me out
may jesus be with all of you
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I'm beginning to suspect that you aren't everything you say you are.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
11-11-2008, 01:40 PM
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I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<- )
is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff
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Who's Sarah Palin?????
Is she as hot as the Olsen Twins???
I often think of doin' unclean things wi them!
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11-11-2008, 02:38 PM
- Visitor: Your I.P. has been logged and your parents will be alerted that you are looking at those disgusting Olsen twins, again.
Maybe this will help you take your mind off of them.
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11-12-2008, 09:55 PM
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Who's Sarah Palin?????
Is she as hot as the Olsen Twins???
I often think of doin' unclean things wi them!
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hmm they are pretty hot I must say but not as hot as Sarah Palin
See also: Who is hotter: Sarah Palin or Michelle Obama?
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01-08-2009, 10:45 AM
Message to all the sinners out there who keep looking at this thread.
STOP LOOKING. TWO HANDS ON YOUR KEYBOARD. BACK AWAY. NOW!
We are here to praise Jesus, not to cater for your twisted pleasures.
You have been warned.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
01-08-2009, 11:00 PM
What are you talking about ?
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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01-10-2009, 09:57 PM
This image might be more appropriate for this thread:
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01-11-2009, 05:52 AM
I hope all the PERVERTS who click on our site with lotion and Kleenex in hand remember that THESE are the Olsen Twins.
You sick, twisted PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Unholy thougts?! -
01-11-2009, 08:38 PM
It is perfectly normal to have unholy thoughts.
An active sexual imagination leads to an active sex life. Im sure you've closed your eyes and pretended you were with Ms. Palin and not your wife a few times, right?
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01-11-2009, 08:43 PM
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It is perfectly normal to have unholy thoughts.
An active sexual imagination leads to an active sex life. Im sure you've closed your eyes and pretended you were with Ms. Palin and not your wife a few times, right?
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No, why?
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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No, why?
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