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Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
08-27-2011, 02:48 AM
Brothers and Sisters,
the last few days I've spent some time in a forum for gay men to inspect and gather facts.
I was able to gain new insights and I learned how disgusting and perverted homosexuality is.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
First of all, we know that women were created only to serve man.
Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Of course womans serve men also during the Act of Reproducing.
Shortly before the man starts to plant his seed, women are very excited because they have to do everything right. They think about their future tasks they have to do once the child is born.
This “stress” produces a wet slime in their private parts, which makes it easily for the man to plant the seeds.
Leviticus 15:3232This is the law of him that hath an issue, and of him whose seed goeth from him, and is defiled therewith;
Genesis 29:3030And he went in also unto Rachel, and he loved also Rachel more than Leah, and served with him yet seven other years.
Many ask themselfes now, how the homosexual is able to carry out the act without Vaginal Lubrication.
God has simply given no Vaginal secretions to men, to prevent that they do gay sex.
Here is now a complicated system working that must be developed by Satan himself.
Before the homosexuals start, their roles get distributed. One of them is the wife and the other one is the man. After the roles are distributed, the man who has the womans role begins to get diarrhea. He then goes to the toilet and relieves himself. Through the diarrhea his sphincter and his rectum are now wetted. Now the male part is able to penetrate.
I was wondering how this system can work at all, and it is suggestive to assume that Satan causes diarrhea in order to facilitate the act of sodomy.
“Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but dung, that I may win Christ” (Philippians 3:8).
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
08-27-2011, 03:19 AM
I knew fairies were sick, but I had no idea just how disgustingly filthy they were! What's next? Them peeing all over each other?
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08-27-2011, 07:16 AM
I endured your post for the sake of instruction, Brother, but
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
08-27-2011, 08:52 AM
They can also buy lubricants to facilitate the penetration, then the secretions of the penis is normally enough to take over.
Diarrhea is kind of an illness (bowel problems), not a form of secretion. See wikipedia or something.
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08-27-2011, 08:54 AM
I'm sure you think you're impressing us with your earthly knowledge of perversion, unsaved trash, but all you're doing is leaping aboard the hell train.
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
08-27-2011, 09:13 AM
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Diarrhea is kind of an illness
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So is homosexuality.
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So is homosexuality.
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To clarify, can I have some bible quotes to explain this fact? I do not understand how homosexuality is a disease?
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To clarify, can I have some bible quotes to explain this fact? I do not understand how homosexuality is a disease?
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Homosexuality is a disease of the body, spirit, and soul. It affects the body through things like addiction to drugs, sexually transmitted diseases, and excessive hair on the back and buttocks. It affects the soul by introducing demonic thoughts such as uncontrollable lust and a compulsion to discuss hybrid cars. And of course the Holy Bible talks about the spiritual disease, it separates one from God because He's repulsed by them (Leviticus 20:13), and renders them ineligible for an eternity of utopia (1 Corinthians 6:9).
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
03-16-2018, 11:07 PM
Homosexuality isn't a disease. You won't catch it if they cough on you. It is truly idiotic to think it's a virus or a sin. Simply put, Gay men and women are normal people.
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Homosexuality isn't a disease. You won't catch it if they cough on you. It is truly idiotic to think it's a virus or a sin. Simply put, Gay men and women are normal people.
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
03-17-2018, 03:52 PM
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Homosexuality isn't a disease. You won't catch it if they cough on you. It is truly idiotic to think it's a virus or a sin. Simply put, Gay men and women are normal people.
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Prove it with quotes from the Bible.
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
03-17-2018, 08:49 PM
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Homosexuality isn't a disease. You won't catch it if they cough on you. It is truly idiotic to think it's a virus or a sin. Simply put, Gay men and women are normal people.
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Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination.
Tell me, aside from it being a sin, how is it normal behavior if faggots can't even create soldiers for Jesus? As a former faggot, I used to eat bananas and wonder about how phallic they looked. Ten years I haven't even looked at a banana. It disgusts me. If there were any sense of it being normal, there'd be some kind of benefit for the Heavenly Father of which there is none. Not even mankind can find its benefit. Faggots be fags and try to make others gay. Ever heard of the show queer eye for the straight guy? They was makin straight people gay!!!!!!!
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
08-27-2011, 09:52 AM
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They can also buy lubricants to facilitate the penetration, then the secretions of the penis is normally enough to take over.
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What do you mean. Do you think people buy the vaginal lubrication from other people? Take your filthy buisness elsewhere...
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
08-27-2011, 02:34 PM
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What do you mean. Do you think people buy the vaginal lubrication from other people? Take your filthy buisness elsewhere...
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No, it's usually just some mineral oil that people uses (straight as gay) for sexual activities.
If you guys are so prude about those 'activities', why talk about it?
I just sayed some actual facts.
And by illness, I meant an actual infection or gastric problems. I'm not here to discuss if being gay is life choice or an illness like you claim.
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
08-27-2011, 02:41 PM
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No, it's usually just some mineral oil that people uses (straight as gay) for sexual activities.
If you guys are so prude about those 'activities', why talk about it?
I just sayed some actual facts.
And by illness, I meant an actual infection or gastric problems. I'm not here to discuss if being gay is life choice or an illness like you claim.
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Fags have anal sex slathered in each others' poo poo! They eat it from each others' fingers, and coyly flick it over their shoulder at one another while receiving anal penetration. There is also blood in their feces, from the constant friction that breaks down the intestinal walls, and as we know it is not acceptable to God that we should eat blood.
Genesis 9:4
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4But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.
The case against faggots continues to mount.
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
11-20-2017, 05:22 PM
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No, it's usually just some mineral oil that people uses (straight as gay) for sexual activities.
If you guys are so prude about those 'activities', why talk about it?
I just sayed some actual facts.
And by illness, I meant an actual infection or gastric problems. I'm not here to discuss if being gay is life choice or an illness like you claim.
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To reference your claim regarding gastric problems, I would say that having another man's penis inside your rectum is a serious problem. You should get that checked out. It could kill you and any chance of salvation.
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
03-26-2012, 07:37 PM
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Diarrhea is kind of a gay illness (bowel problems), a form of secretion if I may. See joopedia or something.
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I've edited John Kirk's posting so it better reflects what it meant to say.
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
03-26-2012, 09:13 PM
All I know is when I have the diareeas, I stay home. Those people sniff it out and when you are in the truck stop mens room exploding on the crapper, they all come toe tapping. I have to get up, pants around my ankles, leave the stall and tell them I am not expelling a Homer making call. You have no idea how many of these people just do not take a hint.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
08-27-2011, 08:56 AM
If God had intended for men to put their tallywackers in another man's behind, He would've come up with a more elegant solution than diarrhea lubricant.
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
03-17-2012, 03:37 AM
I wonder how he just 'happened' to come across a dead old thread in the first place.
Another case of 'research'. And I think we all know what that means, these days.
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