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Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! -
04-25-2007, 01:12 AM
This just shows how grossly perverted the entire sport of soccer (not to be confused with Godly American football) can be, and how sick these Brazilian Mary-worshipers are in general. God only knows what would have happened had someone pulled a stunt like this in Old Testament times.
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Kiss earns yellow card
April 24, 2007 12:00am
A BRAZILIAN defender was booked for kissing the referee during a football match.
Television pictures showed Cabofriense defender Cleberson giving referee Ubiraci Damasio a peck on the cheek after having a foul awarded against him during a 3-1 defeat by Botafogo at the Maracana.
The two were initially involved in a friendly exchange but the referee's mood quickly changed as he pulled out a yellow card and could be seen to say: "You can't kiss me."
"I didn't know it was against the rules," said Cleberson afterwards.
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I managed to track down footage of the atrocity on Jootube. WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT!
Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 04-25-2007 at 01:15 AM.
Reason: added video
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Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! -
04-25-2007, 11:40 AM
Dude, kissing isn't sodomy. LOL, if you count a kiss as sodomy, does that mean that every time you kiss your mother on the cheek you're sodomizing her?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! -
04-25-2007, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Dude, kissing isn't sodomy. LOL, if you count a kiss as sodomy, does that mean that every time you kiss your mother on the cheek you're sodomizing her?
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Dude, when dudes kiss their mothers it isn't sodomy, dude, because its a dude kissing his mother, who is not a dude. Its only when one dude kisses another dude that its sodomy, dude.
There, did I translate that into dude-speak correctly?
BTW; Sister Virginia isn't a dude either, dude.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! -
04-25-2007, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Dude, when dudes kiss their mothers it isn't sodomy, dude, because its a dude kissing his mother, who is not a dude. Its only when one dude kisses another dude that its sodomy, dude.
There, did I translate that into dude-speak correctly?
BTW; Sister Virginia isn't a dude either, dude.
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I call men and women 'dude'. I often call my female friends 'dude'. I don't see why it should be limited to one sex only.
Ok, the definition of sodomy is for one man's 'tallywhacker' to enter another man's poophole.
Now, a man kissing another man does not involve any such contact, so how is it sodomy?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! -
04-25-2007, 12:40 PM
That guy should had a red card instead of a yellow.
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Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! -
04-25-2007, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I call men and women 'dude'. I often call my female friends 'dude'. I don't see why it should be limited to one sex only.
Ok, the definition of sodomy is for one man's 'tallywhacker' to enter another man's poophole.
Now, a man kissing another man does not involve any such contact, so how is it sodomy?
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Correction to my previous post here....the definition of sodomy is actually just for a tallywhacker to enter a poophole. As you know, male-female anal sex exists.
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Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! -
04-25-2007, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Correction to my previous post here....the definition of sodomy is actually just for a tallywhacker to enter a poophole. As you know, male-female anal sex exists.
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Thank you for ruining my supper. Now you've made a mess for my houseboys to clean up.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! -
04-25-2007, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Correction to my previous post here....the definition of sodomy is actually just for a tallywhacker to enter a poophole.
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I said " attemps to sodomize." I assumed people reading it would know what the word "attempt" means, but it looks like that may have been too great a leap of faith.
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As you know, male-female anal sex exists.
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And it's sodomy. God considers it an abomination -- that's why He made it so exquisitely painful.
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Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! -
04-27-2007, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I call men and women 'dude'. I often call my female friends 'dude'. I don't see why it should be limited to one sex only.
Ok, the definition of sodomy is for one man's 'tallywhacker' to enter another man's poophole.
Now, a man kissing another man does not involve any such contact, so how is it sodomy?
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What in tarnation you are up to when you're calling your lady friends dude is more than I want to even contemplate!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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