[Bill Proper]

What can I do, my sister’s child I know is a secret homo, and he is only 10 years old. He still wears diapers at night (because he likes them) and wants only males to babysit him.
I have tried to cast out the demons but whenever I am around their family this little homo kid is always whining and stating he wants to stay home with a male babysitter.
He even had the nerve recently to privately ask me to take him camping so I could show him the great outdoors. Any suggestions or ideas?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well at least your sister has the Christian decency to keep it a secret.

Please refer her to THIS thread, which she could have easily found by using our "search" function.

[Brother Lazarus]

Originally Posted by Bill Proper

What can I do, my sister’s child I know is a secret homo, and he is only 10 years old. He still wears diapers at night (because he likes them) and wants only males to babysit him.
I have tried to cast out the demons but whenever I am around their family this little homo kid is always whining and stating he wants to stay home with a male babysitter.
He even had the nerve recently to privately ask me to take him camping so I could show him the great outdoors. Any suggestions or ideas?

Is your sister aware of this? Perhaps her husband needs to take charge of the situation and administer beatings time out until the boy behaves in a more masculine way.

You might also suggest the child be forced encouraged to read the KJV1611 with the understanding that every single Word of God is True and unless he believes it he is off to Hell.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[thelordkilledmymom]

or just accept him for who he is and wish him the best in life rather than telling him his way of life is unacceptable (and mind you he's 10 and he'll probably have no idea what you're talking about). Why is homosexuality such a problem? Couldn't that just be an evolutionary response to human over-population? oh I forgot... you don't believe in that "descended from apes" nonsense. Right, God created everything, Jesus died to protect us from original sin, and everything is hunkey dorey, A OK the American Way. That's why we have wars, priests abuse children, people kill in cold blood, and prejudice is still alive in well. If God exists I'd equivocate him to a reality TV show producer, put as many screwed up people into a confined space, throw some problems their way, grab some popcorn and watch em suffer.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher

I say lock him up in a closet every time he does anything sissy, that should quell those unnatural desires.

My Uncle Harold thought this method would cure Cousin Cornelius of his homosexuality. Unfortunately, Corny is still queer as a three dollar bill AND afraid of the dark.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by D'Arlene Sepkowitz

My Uncle Harold thought this method would cure Cousin Cornelius of his homosexuality. Unfortunately, Corny is still queer as a three dollar bill AND afraid of the dark.

Even so, It's a fact as proven by Christian Science that homersexuality is a lifestyle choice driven by a Demon Infested Colon.
Sodomites can be cured by the love of Jesus and a firm Ministering from a Pastor.
Cousin Cornelius merely needs some common sense beaten into him