Over at this country's most depraved college -- Oral Roberts University -- Vice President Lindsay Roberts (Richard's fourth wife) is being investigated for many indiscretions, but here's the one that makes Jesus weep:
"Lindsay Roberts frequently had cell phone bills of more than $800 per month, with hundreds of text messages sent between 1 a.m. and 3 a.m. to "underage males who had been provided phones at university expense.""
In the woman's defense, some speculate it wasn't her, who was doing the texting.
You may as well go here, to see the rest of the charges:
http://hitsusa.com/blog/167/oral-roberts-scandal/
P.S. Additional mind-boggling un-True Christian™ fact about Lindsay and Richard Roberts that you don't want to know: They named their son "Richard Oral"
Which goes a long way in explaining why the child died after 36 hours.