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Things are looking up for Africa this week. First we had the Pope said Africa has AIDS not because of a lack of condoms, but because they're perverted sex-maniacs, and now we have a successful witch-hunt in the True Christian Nation of Gambia.

In case anyone claims that these people were not actually witches, let me remind you that they CONFESSED UNDER TORTURE. As Dick Cheney, and the entire Republican Party knows, torture is the best way to find out who is a bad guy and who is not. After all, if people lied under torture, republicans wouldn't be the torture party.

Please be aware that this article is heavily biased by the pro-terrorist organization Amnesty (for terrororists) International:

DAKAR, Senegal – Authorities in Gambia have rounded up about 1,000 people and forced them to drink hallucinogens in a witch-hunting campaign that is terrorizing the tiny West African nation, an international rights group said Wednesday.

Amnesty International called on the government of President Yahya Jammeh, who seized power in a 1994 coup and has claimed he can cure AIDS, to halt the campaign and bring those responsible to justice.
Gambian officials could not immediately be reached for comment and the government has issued no statements in reaction to the report.

Authorities began inviting "witch doctors," who combat witches, to come from nearby Guinea soon after the death earlier this year of the president's aunt. Jammeh "reportedly believes that witchcraft was used in her death," the London-based rights group said.

Since then, "witch doctors" — accompanied by police, soldiers, intelligence agents and Jammeh's personal guards — have forcibly taken about 1,000 alleged witches from their villages and spirited them to secret locations, Amnesty said. About 300 of them were taken to Jammeh's personal farm in his native Kanilai, east of the capital, the group said...

Victims are being "forced to drink unknown substances that cause them to hallucinate and behave erratically," the rights group said in a statement. "Many are then forced to confess to being a witch. In some cases, they are also severely beaten, almost to the point of death."

The mysterious liquid prompted serious kidney problems among many, and two people are known to have died after being subjected to the ordeal, Amnesty said.

The most recent incident, on March 9, took place in a village called Sintet, which was surrounded by paramilitary police armed with guns and shovels before dawn. Amnesty quoted a witness as saying that security forces vowed "that anyone who tries to escape will be buried six feet under."
About 300 men and women were forced at gunpoint into buses that took them to Jammeh's farm at Kanilai.

"Once there, they were stripped and forced to drink 'dirty water' from herbs and were also bathed with these dirty herbs" that caused diarrhea and vomiting, the witness said. "I stayed there for five days ... I cannot believe that this type of treatment is taking place in Gambia. It is from the dark ages."

Hundreds fled to neighboring Senegal after their villages were attacked, Amnesty said.

In 2007, Jammeh declared he had discovered a cure for AIDS (which is NOT CONDOMS) and began treating patients inside the presidential palace, using herbs and incantations. His dictatorial regime has cracked down harshly on critics, especially the press.

On March 8, authorities arrested Halifa Sallah, who has written about the "witch doctors" for the main opposition newspaper, Foroyya. Sallah, who was a presidential candidate in 2006, has since been charged with sedition and spying, Amnesty said.



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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 03-23-2009, 08:00 PM

All of Amnesty International, or as I call them "the internal traitor codler origination" whining missing the point; there are witches casting spells on people. Secularist need to look beyond their naturalist dogma and look at the facts; witch craft kills.



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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witchhunt proves IT DOES - 03-23-2009, 08:05 PM

Everyone knows torture works. If it didn't work, they wouldn't use it. Can you think of one other thing that DIDN'T work that people kept using? Like those stupid funnel ear candle things? That would be torture for me.


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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 03-23-2009, 08:26 PM

If torture is so bad, why doesn't the Bible prohibit it, as it prohibits faggotry? God Himself has set the standard by ordaining eternal torture for the overwhelming majority of humankind, and not even to obtain information (since God is omniscient), but to assert His glory. Do the terrorist-huggers at Amnesty International think that they are more righteous than the Most High?


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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 03-24-2009, 12:42 AM

Praise! Thank you for this excellent report brother Jeb. It is as obvious as the warts on a witches nose that torture works. How else would they have gotten all those pickanninnie witches to confess?

The concept is so simple, even a child can understand it.



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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 03-24-2009, 01:17 AM

Amnesty International are a bunch of fools who believe that spam mailing terrorists gets the job done. How could sending a bunch of wishy washy letters to a group of murdering, psychotic illiterate mudslimes ever achieve anything? For real results, one must turn to the Lord!
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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 03-24-2009, 03:36 AM

Do they even have mail over there? I thought everything was sent by camel.


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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 03-25-2009, 09:45 PM

Indeed, the torture of witches is entirely justified. Only the ignorant would deny this. The Devil is in the witch’s soul and he is The Father of Lies. It is therefore necessary to get beyond the Devil and his influence by encouraging the original occupant of the soul to reveal the depth, extent and fine detail of her iniquities.

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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 03-25-2009, 10:15 PM

You're darn right torture works! At my factory in the Phillipines, we had an industrial spy infiltrate our factory floor to try and determine the manufacturing processes for our Mr. Rainbow Sunshine Guava Paste. Well, we had to find out what other guava paste manufacturer in southeast Asia put this young man up to it-- was it Wei-Chuan, Kashmir Crown, Glico, or Kasugai?

After a day or two of excruciating pain from the chemical burns, rat and Indonesian fire ant bites, he finally gave in. Unfortunately, the lesions from the rat bites became infected and he lost his leg. Too bad. But now everybody knows they can't mess with Mr. Rainbow Sunshine.
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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 04-26-2009, 02:44 PM

9/11 was not the first time evil struck our shores, making enhanced interrogation necessary.

1692, Salem, Massachusetts.

Christian girls, who had become friendly with a slave woman named Tituba, began acting very strangely -- hysterical screaming, falling into convulsions, barking like dogs, etc. Soon other girls began acting in a similar manner. It was th 9/11 of the 17th century: AMERICA UNDER ATTACK from witchcraft-wielding terrorists.

In an effort to help combat the terrorist witch menace, courts relaxed traditional rules of evidence and procedure. Stronger, more manly forms of interrogation where required.

In the end, nineteen people were executed, two died in prison and one man was pressed to death under rocks.

That's at least 23 terrorist witches who would otherwise have never confessed.

A few confessions obtained under enhanced interrogation in Europe:

1. In Spain, the witch Maria of Ituren confessed under torture that she and sister witches turned themselves into horses and galloped through the sky.
2. 600 French women admitted to copulating with demons.
3. Collette du Mont confessed that the Devil appeared to her in the form of a cat, sometimes a dog or a hare. While in such form he would stand on his hind legs and she would dance with him and drink wine. The Devil stated that the wine was not as good as the wine he usually drank.
4. Marie Becquet confessed that the Devil appeared to her in the form of a dog. He then tranformed her into a female dog and they had sex. He afterwards gave her bread and wine.
5. Isabel Becquet confessed that the Devil appeared to her in the form of a hare. After having sex with him he gave her a sack full of parnsnips. She also stated that he would sometimes appear in the form of a goat, a rat, or a weasel and would force them to kiss his butt before leaving.

These horrible acts would still be happening today, had they not been discovered and stamped out using enhanced methods of interrogation.

From the transcripts of an Inquisitor:
Q. Do you believe in Christ born of the Virgin, suffered, risen, and ascended to heaven?
A. I believe.
Q. Do you believe the bread and wine in the mass performed by the priests to be changed into the body and blood of Christ by divine virtue?
A. Ought I not to believe this?
Q. I don't ask if you ought to believe, but if you do believe.
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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 04-26-2009, 05:02 PM

Most practices were rather liberal. Take for instance Drowning.

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If you were innocent you would receive a ticket to Jesus. It was a win-win situation.
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Angry Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 04-27-2009, 05:42 PM

First off, Not everyone is the same, so torture will work sometimes. 2nd, Let me remind you that a person tied to heavy weights have always, from all documented works DROWNED. TORTURE works 50% of the time, and people will say anything to get out of it. Also the bible doesn't prohibit it, becuase I'm pretty sure that god was naive enough to think we would know that of all the things you shouldn't do, you should not pull peoples finger-nails, water-board them, burn them or do whatever. We are a christian nation with a heavily funded secret service. If we have to beat people up to get the truth, then I am ashamed. Just to ask: did jesus EVER actuallytorture someone to convince them to convert and also their have been reports in which ethiopian christians were forced to say praise allah or be hacked to death. five people were hacked to death. So were doing the exact same thing the extremists do! WOW!!!!
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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 04-27-2009, 05:47 PM

You sure spend a lot of time thinking about torture. I'm adding this to your DoF file.


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Default Re: DOES TORTURE WORK? Sucessful Gambian witch-hunt proves IT DOE - 04-27-2009, 06:30 PM

I will break a lifetime’s habit and reply to a post that ends in 'Wow'!
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First off, Not everyone is the same, so torture will work sometimes.
No – torture works all the time – idiots who are let loose on prisoners account for the failure rate
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TORTURE works 50% of the time, and people will say anything to get out of it.
You are making the mistake as to the nature of torture – you only torture someone when you know the answers. Once you have them persuaded that confession is good for the soul, then they will provide new information freely
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Also the bible doesn't prohibit it, because I'm pretty sure that god was naive enough to think we would know that of all the things you shouldn't do, you should not pull peoples finger-nails, water-board them, burn them or do whatever.
I see no evidence of this, as He approves of and orders the disemboweling pregnant women.
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We are a Christian nation with a heavily funded secret service. If we have to beat people up to get the truth, then I am ashamed.
We are insufficiently Christian. Is it not better that someone should suffer a little discomfort than that thousands should die? Your stance appears to be liberalism gone mad.
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Just to ask: did Jesus EVER actually torture someone to convince them to convert
No, you will recall he was tortured and that thus we (not you) are Saved™
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and also their have been reports in which ethiopian christians were forced to say praise allah or be hacked to death. five people were hacked to death. So were doing the exact same thing the extremists do!
On the contrary, those jiggaboos are now working as waiter in heaven.





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Also the bible doesn't prohibit it, becuase I'm pretty sure that god was naive enough to think we would know that of all the things you shouldn't do, you should not pull peoples finger-nails, water-board them, burn them or do whatever.
Have you ever actually read the Bible?

2 Sam. 12:31: And he brought forth the people that [were] therein, and put [them] under saws, and under harrows of iron, and under axes of iron, and made them pass through the brickkiln: and thus did he unto all the cities of the children of Ammon. So David and all the people returned unto Jerusalem.

1 Kings 15:5: Because David did [that which was] right in the eyes of the LORD, and turned not aside from any [thing] that he commanded him all the days of his life, save only in the matter of Uriah the Hittite.

In other words, what David did to the children of Ammon had the Lord's blessing.

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If we have to beat people up to get the truth, then I am ashamed. Just to ask: did jesus EVER actuallytorture someone to convince them to convert
He will torture people eternally because they didn't convert.

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and also their have been reports in which ethiopian christians were forced to say praise allah or be hacked to death. five people were hacked to death. So were doing the exact same thing the extremists do! WOW!!!!
So the mooselimbs stole ideas from Christianity? What else is new?


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