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Stop Manatees Now! -
01-02-2009, 05:37 PM
Long thought to be a gentle giant of the deep, the manatee (also known as the sea cow) is, in fact, a vicious demonic killer devastating the delicate balance of our wetland ecologies and posing an extreme risk of serious injury or death to anyone, man or beast, caught unawares in the waterways that the manatee calls home. Descended from the demon-possessed pigs that Jesus drove into the sea in Matthew 8, manatees will stop at nothing in their mission to ruin the natural world, and often swim hundreds of miles as they hunt their favorite food item, human children.
Two manatees discussing the best hunting grounds for human babies.
Won’t you please help us to eliminate this dire threat to life, limb, the natural world? While donations of cash are always welcome, we are also asking that you send used propellers (the rustier the better), spear guns, and surplus high explosives for our manatee remediation project. Imagine how great you’ll feel telling your grandchildren that you did your part to make this a manatee-free world.
Eliminating smallpox was the great humanitarian accomplishment of the 20th Century. With your help, we will make the eradication of the manatee peril the crowning achievement of the 21st.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-02-2009, 05:45 PM
Praise God! Someone is finally doing something about this scourge, the propeller on my yacht in FL was recently damaged by a school of these vile creatures.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-02-2009, 07:51 PM
The one on the right has The Witches' Mark right on the top of its head!
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-02-2009, 07:54 PM
I'm wondering if Brother Worthington sees the same business venture that I do in driving these demon Manatees to extinction. Not only could the derived Manatee Oil be used as a form of bio-diesel fuel, but we could package the meat in those small cans they use for tuna and sell them to the Arabs to help the balance of payments. The enviro-whackos shouldn't mind as they would be "Dolphin Free".
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-02-2009, 09:10 PM
I think the one on the left is Winkin' at me
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-02-2009, 09:50 PM
I‘ve shot a few of these creeps in my time; they make good eating
Manatee Recipes
HOW TO HANDLE MANATEE MEAT
Manatee meat has a mild taste and readily adapts to recipes for beef. Choice cuts of meat, primarily the tail and peduncle, can be used in any recipe. The body and flipper meat, with just a little extra preparation and special recipes, can be just as tasty. I recommend cubing the less-tender cuts for extra tenderness or pounding steaks with a meat mallet.
Manatee Balls
1 lb chopped manatee meat
1 egg
1 Tbsp finely chopped onions
2 Tbsps. finely chopped celery
1 Tbsp finely chopped parsley
2 Tbsps finely chopped shallots
2 Tbsps lemon pepper
1/2 Tsp salt
1/4 cup breadcrumbs
1 cup cooking oil Flour to dredge
Combine all ingredients, form into 1-inch balls. Allow to set for one hour. Dredge with flour and fry until brown. Serve hot.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-03-2009, 06:03 AM
you stupid, ignorant piffleing lunatics.
you are racist, sexist, and just piffleing insane.
piffle religion, and all that shit, that has done NOTHING good for the planet earth. but, in a manatee is "gods creature" as you put it. you hippocritical pieces of anti-semetic, right wing psychopathic clansmen.
Humans are the devils creatures. put onto this earth by him to corrupt the planet and destroy everything that "god" "created" (i believe in evolution btw, im just using your views as a semi-guideline).
i dont mind being alive, but cant help notice how i have hurt this planet by just being alive. just like you
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-03-2009, 06:06 AM
lol wtf is piffle?? do you mean <snip>
EDIT: foul language deleted.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-03-2009, 06:25 AM
I'm going to have nightmares now allllll night long because of their vicious, evil, demonic faces! Look at those evil hands! They could paddle one to death in mere minutes!
Shoooooo Demons!
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-03-2009, 07:09 AM
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you stupid, ignorant piffleing lunatics.
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We aren't ignorant.
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piffle religion, and all that shit, that has done NOTHING good for the planet earth. but, in a manatee is "gods creature" as you put it. you hippocritical pieces of anti-semetic, right wing psychopathic clansmen.
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Sounds like somebody bought into the liberal ecoterrorism party line. Well, Rory, Jesus loves you. Why, I can't imagine, but He does. We, however, are somewhat less charitably inclined. Enjoy your time in quarantine.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-03-2009, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Rorymcguire
you stupid, ignorant piffleing lunatics.
you are racist, sexist, and just piffleing insane.
piffle religion, and all that shit, that has done NOTHING good for the planet earth. but, in a manatee is "gods creature" as you put it. you hippocritical pieces of anti-semetic, right wing psychopathic clansmen.
Humans are the devils creatures. put onto this earth by him to corrupt the planet and destroy everything that "god" "created" (i believe in evolution btw, im just using your views as a semi-guideline).
i dont mind being alive, but cant help notice how i have hurt this planet by just being alive. just like you
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Manatee lover.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-03-2009, 11:14 AM
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Manatee lover.
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Probably thinks they're mermaids!!!!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-04-2009, 02:50 AM
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i dont mind being alive, but cant help notice how i have hurt this planet by just being alive. just like you
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You have this to look forward to, McGuire. It's a scientific fact that the Irish are inside-out darkies. You can put a toilet plunger on their face and pop them right-side out, so when you go, you'll be taking a darkie with you.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-04-2009, 03:20 AM
Is there any evidence that suggests human children are a manatees favorite food?
I would like to know how you came up with such a funny factoid.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-04-2009, 05:25 PM
As somewhat of an expert in sea-mammals, I have had many requests to support the information supplied by Brother Smith's assertion that Manatees eat babies:
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-04-2009, 10:34 PM
Chilling!
Once again, Landover™ is at the forefront of unmasking evil, and making this world a safer place.
When will our godless detractors learn?
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-05-2009, 02:57 AM
Up until now, I thought atheists were the only ones who ate babies
Thank you, brother, for this important update.
You know, I just thought of something, maybe manatees are ATHEISTS!!
All the more reason to kill them. OR, we could assemble a Godly team to travel to the beaches of south Florida and Save the Manatees, in Jesus Christ's name.
Or we could kill them. Either way.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-05-2009, 05:05 AM
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OR, we could assemble a Godly team to travel to the beaches of south Florida and Save the Manatees, in Jesus Christ's name.
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Hmmm, interesting thought. Jesus did bid us in Mark 16:15, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature, but he also said in the very next verse, He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. Since the manatees are already underwater, I don't see how we can Baptize them.
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Or we could kill them. Either way.
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Yeah, since we hit the Baptism snag, it looks like we'll have to stick to the original plan and exterminate them.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-05-2009, 07:56 AM
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Since the manatees are already underwater, I don't see how we can Baptize them.
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Perhaps we can pour a bit of air on their heads?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
01-05-2009, 08:11 AM
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Perhaps we can pour a bit of air on their heads?
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What?!?!? And turn them into Paris Hilton?
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