[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Ever wondered why environmentalists and their personal gestapo, the EPA, are so afraid of "lead contamination"?

It turns out that lead, like iron, is a vital dietary mineral for turning boys into men. Lead "contamination" turns young men into bold, extroverted, aggressive go-getters, or, as feminized pansies call them, unintelligant impulsive violent criminals.

A second study found that high exposure to lead during childhood was linked to a permanent loss of..."executive functions": emotional regulation, impulse control, attention, verbal reasoning, and mental flexibility.

Wait, let's translate from scientist to english:

mental flexibility: flip-flopping
impulse control = procrastination, wimping out
emotional regulation: wimpiness (the only emotion real men feel is rage, regulating rage makes you a wimp)
attention = wimpiness (real men don't listen, they make other listen to them)
verbal reasoning = wimpiness (as long as a man can say "Hoo-rah" that's all the verbal skills he needs.)

So, the EPA's jihad against proper nutrition has given us a generation of emo wimps who lost Iraq, are losing Afghanistan, are voting democratic, and are becoming homosexual at exponential rates. But the liberals don't care, because this generation of pretty-boys are oh-so-well-behaved. (Ever heard of a gay crime gang? I've only heard of lesbian ones).

This wave of effeminacy was creeping up so slowly that many didn't even notice. But now, with the Sandy Hook tragedy, the entire nation has been rudely awakened to the cost of spawning a generation of boys who can't even play football well enough to out-throw an AR-15:

"There was not a single adult male on the school premises when the shooting occurred. In this school of 450 students, a sizeable number of whom were undoubtedly 11- and 12-year-old boys (it was a K–6 school), all the personnel — the teachers, the principal, the assistant principal, the school psychologist, the “reading specialist” — were female. There didn’t even seem to be a male janitor to heave his bucket at Adam Lanza’s knees. Women and small children are sitting ducks for mass-murderers. The principal, Dawn Hochsprung, seemed to have performed bravely. According to reports, she activated the school’s public-address system and also lunged at Lanza, before he shot her to death. Some of the teachers managed to save all or some of their charges by rushing them into closets or bathrooms. But in general, a feminized setting is a setting in which helpless passivity is the norm. Male aggression can be a good thing ...Think of what Sandy Hook might have been like if a couple of male teachers who had played high-school football, or even some of the huskier 12-year-old boys, had converged on Lanza...."

In short, boys are committing acts of violent aggression because boys are not violently aggressive enough. After all, Adam Lanza's AR-15 could only shoot 30 bullets in a row, and with only two backup weapons totalling another 30 bullets, he could not have survived long against a hail of footballs and buckets of filthy water (seriously, had you ever taken a close look at mop water? Even when it's fresh it's terrifying). Worst case scenario it only would have taken at most 60 dead football players before he got tackled.

So next time someone tells you that government can do anything right, or that pollution is a problem, look them straight in the eye and ask them why they helped kill the children at Sandy Hook Elementary.