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Thanksgiving Minstrel Show Canceled by the WOKE MOB -
11-20-2022, 08:14 PM
Friends, I was overjoyed when I learned the elders had voted to let bygones be bygones and allow me to have the honor of producing and directing our first Thanksgiving Pageant.
Since we don't have any genuine Indians living in Freehold, I naturally began recruiting young, clean-limbed actors and actresses to play the Indian characters in our stage musical extravaganza.
In our initial testing, we found applying copious amounts of red paint to our performers' unblemished faces and supple, toned bodies created the very convincing illusion they were, in fact, actual redskins!
Unfortunately, rehearsals were rudely interrupted yesterday by a delegation from Freehold Mothers for Racial Equity and Inclusion. They gave me a long lecture about "cultural appropriation" and "white supremacy," and made it clear I would suffer personal and professional consequences if the show proceeded in its current form.
Unwilling to compromise our artistic vision, I have put the entire production on hold at this time. I am very sorry to all who are disappointed.
EDITED TO ADD: There has been some loose talk about "missing funds." I want to make it very clear this is NOT the reason for the show's cancellation, and there is no way in HECK I would ever use "social justice" or "culture war" concerns as a smokescreen to cover up for any type of "financial impropriety."
EDITED TO ADD: I am very sorry certain parents were upset about our co-ed changing room backstage. Please understand with professional Broadway-style stage productions, it is very normal and common for actors and actresses to all use one dressing room. This the industry standard, and though our young actors and actresses are not yet professional performers, I thought it best to inculcate in them the norms and practices of professional theater. Please rest assured all usage of the changing room took place under my watchful eye.
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Re: Thanksgiving Minstrel Show Canceled by the WOKE MOB -
11-21-2022, 02:42 AM
I hate woke people. They're constantly forcing their beliefs on others and controlling everyone else's behavior, forcing us to conform to their twisted moral values.
Those nasty women should be whipped until they fall into line with God's word and shut up.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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Re: Thanksgiving Minstrel Show Canceled by the WOKE MOB -
11-21-2022, 08:56 AM
I'd be careful what I said if I were you. Some very highly placed pastors' wives are members of the Freehold Mothers for Racial Equity and Inclusion.
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Re: Thanksgiving Minstrel Show Canceled by the WOKE MOB -
11-21-2022, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
I'd be careful what I said if I were you. Some very highly placed pastors' wives are members of the Freehold Mothers for Racial Equity and Inclusion.
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To be honest, I think you might be better off having the script of a Thanksgiving pageant and costumes cleared by Church officials before announcing it. The most popular story line does not include the Indian woman you posted. Instead, it is white male settlers reading the Bible to Indians. Then after a big build-up, all the Indians shout "Praise Jesus" and everyone sits together eating a turkey and mashed potatoes.
Landover Baptist will pay for you to rent the picnic tables and white tablecloths from Home Depot.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Thanksgiving Minstrel Show Canceled by the WOKE MOB -
11-21-2022, 08:03 PM
Mayor Joe Hold, that sounds WONDERFUL!
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Re: Thanksgiving Minstrel Show Canceled by the WOKE MOB -
11-23-2022, 01:48 AM
I sure do like those dance numbers!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Thanksgiving Minstrel Show Canceled by the WOKE MOB -
11-24-2022, 09:09 PM
Well, here we are, Thanksgiving Day, and NO minstrel show. I feel quite personally destroyed by this turn of events.
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Re: Thanksgiving Minstrel Show Canceled by the WOKE MOB -
11-24-2022, 09:13 PM
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Well, here we are, Thanksgiving Day, and NO minstrel show. I feel quite personally destroyed by this turn of events.
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