[Marshall]

I am a member in good standing here at Landover Baptist and it in this capacity that I am writing directly to the dope fiends and smokers that may be lurking here just to mock our precious Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

I dont like you.

Thats right I dont like you or your kind. You make me sick and I pray daily for you to all die and just go to Hell before your frantic promiscuosity creates yet another generation of flower people and dope addicts for me to contend with. I am extremely hopeful that any of my great grandchildren will never meet a hippy or dope fiend because they would be extinct. Hopefully the Rapture will handle this long before they are born.

I dont like your lice ridden hair or the offensive fog of odor you carry with you like a soggy mildewed blanket soaked in patchouli and essence of foot. Living under bridges and in flophouses and apartments cant be good for you and cramped quarters makes you skinny and weak. It makes it easy for a good Samaritan to grab you and hold you under a hose until you are clean and crisp as a December morning. It isn't like anyone would mind.

I dont like the way you talk or the things you say when you do talk. Its like listening to an idiot describe the Bible. I can see you when you come up to me in the parkinglot after church asking for change and hoping for money to buy your infernal drugs and weeds. Missing and green teeth, sores in your leathery skin and slutty/ill fitting clothes from the shelter where you work as a prostitute to support your habit. Thats why being homeless is illegal in Freehold.

I know its hard being forgotten by the Lord. I know eating and having sex and doing dope might seem like fun things and like something someone like you may wish to participate in. I know how hard it is to resist being a sinful blaspheming scumbag because its so easy for you to do. Doing drugs is not going to make your parents love you and it wont make Jesus love you either, think about it. Having a child thats a faggot doper or a cracked out pothead would make you think twice about letting them move in with you. The same thing with Heaven. Jesus keeps the riff raff out with the rulebook(Bible) and it says right in the middle that you should NOT abuse your body. Or have the gay sex. Those things are pretty much common sense anyway. Drugs are bad. Gays are too. And Mexicans.

You see thats wrong dont you? You cant just strip down naked and roll around with strangers all the time. You cant smoke and lick everything you see trying to get a buzzed head of clouds or whatever. Being overweight and dirty is no way to make friends and you know it. Take a bath and wash your filthy hair. Stop doing them drugs and snorting that acid and pills. You have to be clean enough to love Jesus because He doesn't like drugged out sex freaks obviously. You cant smoke your way to Heaven. That just isnt going to happen sunshine. You need to wake up and take a bong load of Jesus right in the veins. Theres no high like going to Heaven when you die.

And stay off my property! If I see another hippy professor picking up indian rocks in my fields I am going to grab my two barrel shotgun and go nerd hunting. I can tell they are out there smoking pot too because every time I talk to one of them they blather endlessly about cloves or prehistoric settlements and all sorts of weird daydreams. I keep telling these freaks to read the Bible and theyd know those indians were only there a few hundred years ago. Scientists are dopers.
Probably pot because it makes you stupid.

[devin1992]

"and I pray daily for you to all die and just go to Hell before your frantic promiscuosity creates yet another generation of flower people and dope addicts for me to contend with. "

So this is Gods love? Ouch. Mabye instead you should pray that they see the light and God heals them of their addictions instead of instantly daming them to hell. God is love. People are stupid and make mistakes and just because they are on drugs doesn't mean they can just simply go to hell. And to be quiet honest you people here on this forum need to be a little kinder. Referring to the unsaved as "trash" is no way to go about reaching the lost. If i were not a christain i wouldn't want to follow a God that refers to me as "trash". The world needs love and understanding. You people here are only passing judgment. Judge not lest ye be judged yourself. Im also asuming that ill get banned for this post. (noticing all the ridiculous bans on this forums followed by BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured. LOL really?) Think about that and have a good day.

[Jedediah]

Look here, druggie. As blood-bought children of God, we glorify Him in our bodies and our spirits. We do not poison God's temple with deadly narcotics. Our bodies are not ours to abuse by smoking marihuana cigarettes!

I Corinthians 6:19-20
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

You pretend to be a Christian, but your poor understanding of the Word is evidence that you do not put God first in your life. Otherwise, you would have read the entire Bible, be guided by the Holy Spirit, and not cherry-pick verses that only agree with your vain preconceptions of what is right and wrong. I suspect that your narcotics abuse is what is causing you to put such great distance between yourself and your Creator.

Typical of false christians, you take Matthew 7:1 entirely out of context. Even worse, you quote a false translation of the Bible. God's Perfect Bible (the King James Authorized Version © 1611) reads thusly:

Matthew 7:1-5
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

For a piece of drug-abusing unsaved trash like yourself, this must sound like a stern warning against passing judgment. And for you, it is. You do not abide in righteousness, you do not have the Spirit in you, and any judgment you make is made hypocritically, because you continue to wallow in sin, perversion, and depredation.

However, I am a True Christian™, and my sins have been washed away by Christ's Blood (I John 1:7, II Corinthians 5;17, Revelation 1:5) . Further, my thoughts, words, and deeds are guided by the Holy Spirit, and I am incapable of sin (I John 3:6-9, Romans 8:33)! It is, in fact, no exaggeration to say that I am perfect. I welcome God's judgment, because on that day, I will be at the right hand of Jesus Christ. As such, I will follow the Word of God as it pertains to judging unsaved trash like yourself:

Psalm 37:30
The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

II Timothy 4:2-5
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

Indeed, God tells us that we will judge angels! Praise!

I Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

Son, if you continue the path you are on, you are in for a very unpleasant surprise when you die. Your false hippy Jesus will pass you a marihuana cigarette and offer you a "toke." While you suck down the narcotics, he will reveal his true demon form, mock you for being so easily deceived, grab you by the ankle and hurtle you into the fiery pits of hell!!

This isn't what we want for you, son. We want you to join us in Heaven, pressed against the bosom of Jesus. We want you to quit your vain distorting of Scripture and for you to accept the Word of God as given in the KJV 1611 in its entirety. So, son, won't you please put down the marihuana cigarettes and spend more time glorifying God and reading His Word? Jesus and I love you, and we want you to join us. You too can be a perfect True Christian™ if you will only accept Him and follow all of the instructions He left us, His Chosen Elect.

[devin1992]

Sorry about double post but i noticed i got an infraction for promoting the use of illegal substances. Really? when did i ever make it clear that it was ok to use drugs? I said it was ridiculous to just dam drug users to hell instead of trying to help them and show them Gods love and pray for them. I have been here for 5 minuets and i have already been punished for speaking the truth?

[devin1992]

"Look here, druggie. As blood-bought children of God, we glorify Him in our bodies and our spirits. We do not poison God's temple with deadly narcotics. Our bodies are not ours to abuse by smoking marihuana cigarettes!"

First of all we could do with out the name calling. I am not a drug addict and would appreciate it if you would call me by my name. Devin nice to meet you. Second of all marihuana ciggarettes? really? is it still the 1950's? Its marijuana and i dont smoke it. Dont be so hasty to judge. Only God may pass judgement.

[Jedediah]

Originally Posted by devin1992

First of all we could do with out the name calling. I am not a drug addict and would appreciate it if you would call me by my name. Devin nice to meet you. Second of all marihuana ciggarettes? really? is it still the 1950's? Its marijuana and i dont smoke it. Dont be so hasty to judge. Only God may pass judgement.

Can you back any of your vain assertions up with Scripture, Cheech? Or are you just passing along information you heard from your universal unitarian "pastor"?

If you are not a drug addict, then why are you so eager to excuse the abuse of and tacitly promote deadly narcotics? I know you by your fruit, boy.

Luke 6:43-45
For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
For every tree is known by his own fruit. For of thorns men do not gather figs, nor of a bramble bush gather they grapes.
A good man out of the good treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is good; and an evil man out of the evil treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is evil: for of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaketh.

[devin1992]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

Can you back any of your vain assertions up with Scripture, Cheech? Or are you just passing along information you heard from your universal unitarian "pastor"?

If you are not a drug addict, then why are you so eager to excuse the abuse of and tacitly promote deadly narcotics? I know you by your fruit, boy.

Luke 6:43-45
For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
For every tree is known by his own fruit. For of thorns men do not gather figs, nor of a bramble bush gather they grapes.
A good man out of the good treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is good; and an evil man out of the evil treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is evil: for of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaketh.

Your manners are exceptional. You will definetly reach many lost souls with that kind of attitude. If you want to call me names i can play that game as well.

Dear Pompous prick,


I have not supported the use of any illegal narcotic and i am completely against it. Can i back up any of my assertions? Why yes i can. It isn't hard.


For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16.

Christianity is quiet simple really. Follow God. Love others. And live life and by just by simply living and loving, you will inspire people and they will want what you have-God.

1 John 3:10. This is how we know who the children of God are and who the children of the devil are: Anyone who does not do what is right is not a child of God; nor is anyone who does not love his brother.


"Nor is anyone who does not love his brother"

Ouch! I dont see very much love here. I see alot of hatred though. Love is of God. Hatred is of the devil. Problem? I think so. Have a good day, son.

[Jedediah]

Originally Posted by devin1992

Your manners are exceptional. You will definetly reach many lost souls with that kind of attitude. If you want to call me names i can play that game as well.

Dear Pompous prick,

I have not supported the use of any illegal narcotic and i am completely against it. Can i back up any of my assertions? Why yes i can. It isn't hard.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16.

Christianity is quiet simple really. Follow God. Love others. And live life and by just by simply living and loving, you will inspire people and they will want what you have-God.

1 John 3:10. This is how we know who the children of God are and who the children of the devil are: Anyone who does not do what is right is not a child of God; nor is anyone who does not love his brother.

"Nor is anyone who does not love his brother"

Ouch! I dont see very much love here. I see alot of hatred though. Love is of God. Hatred is of the devil. Problem? I think so. Have a good day, son.

False Christians always stop at John 3:16. Let's try that verse in its proper context, shall we?

John 3:16-18
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

It is not enough to merely pay lip service. If you actually believe that Jesus will save you from your sins, then you must also take Him seriously when it comes to keeping His Commandments.

Deuteronomy 13:4
Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.

God does indeed love His children, but who are His children? The answer is found in Scripture.

John 1:12
But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

Romans 8:14
For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.

The sons of God are those who receive Him and follow His Word. One is not a son of God merely by being born. Indeed, we are all born into sin! (Psalm 51:5) Unless we are washed in the Blood of Jesus and go forth and sin no more (John 5:14, John 8:11, etc.), we cannot be considered children of God!

Similarly, the fact that you cherry-pick a few agreeable verses of Scripture and call yourself a Christian does not mean that you are a True Christian™. Unless you make some serious changes in your life, you are going to be in for a rude awakening on Judgment Day.

Matthew 7:22-23
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Your lack of faith and your adherence to false doctrine is further evidenced by your lack of Christian discernment when it comes to recognizing our Christian Love. You cannot fathom the depths of our love because you do not have the Holy Spirit in you, guiding your thoughts, words and deeds as It guides mine.

If our hearts were not filled with love for all the unsaved trash of the world, why would we spend our time trying to win their souls for His Kingdom? The most hateful thing I can think of would be to ignore them as they wallow in depredation or, worse yet, molly-coddle them and tell them that their sinful nature is okay in the eyes of the LORD. God is very clear about how we are to do the work of evangelists and spread the Good News.

II Timothy 4:2-5
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

We are trying to snap you out of your delusion and exhort you to get right with Jesus! God has brought you here for a reason. For us to just ignore your desperate cries for help would be completely antithetical to the Christian Love that we all feel for you. Please try not to be so hostile. We are only trying to help you and the rest of the unsaved trash who come here spewing hatred. It's not too late for you. We want you to join us in Heaven. We want you to accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption and become a True Christians™. It is precisely because of our Christian love that we scourge and chasten you.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

My family and I will keep you in our prayers.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by devin1992

Ouch! I dont see very much love here. I see alot of hatred though. Love is of God. Hatred is of the devil. Problem? I think so. Have a good day, son.

Actually, if you had bothered to read the Bible, you would know that God spends a great deal of time hating people.

Leviticus 20:23 - "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."

Leviticus 26:30 - "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you."

Deuteronomy 32:19 - "And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."

Psalm 5:5 - "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity."

Psalm 5:6 - "Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."

Psalm 10:3 - "For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth."

Psalm 11:5 - "The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."

Psalm 53:5 - "There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them."

Psalm 73:20 - "As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image."

Psalm 78:59 - "When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:"

Psalm 106:40 - "Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."

Proverbs 6:16-19 - "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

Proverbs 22:14 - "The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."

Lamentations 2:6 - "And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."

Hosea 9:15 - "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."

Zechariah 11:8 - "Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."

Malachi 1:3 - "And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."

Romans 9:13 - "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."

[Faith_Machine]

As somebody who wasted nearly a decade of his life smoking and snorting crystal meth, I must say drugs are a dead end. Devlin1992, you may think you're having a grand old time shooting heroin or stuffing morphine suppositories in your hindquarters or whatever it is that you're into, but you need to understand one thing:

As long as you continue to do dope, Devlin, your life is on hold.

I urge you to get clean and get right with the Lord.



And while you're at it, why don't you change your name to something that sounds less like "devil?"

[avlong]

Have you spent as much time reflecting on your own life as much as you have spent hating those who may not live as perfectly as you. We are all sinners, yes even you, everyday we all sin. Many church christians find it alot easier to condemn those who are not like them, than doing what the Lord wants us to do which is love them and pray for them. I am a Grateful child of GOD, he pulled me straight out of the pits of hell. Since "finding my religion" I not only read the Bible but I also pray for understanding and for the truth. The Bible has been interpreted by many different people, many different ways. The bottom line, a personel relationship with Jesus Christ is what is needed to get into heaven. Also, you have no idea what kind of people your granchildren or great grandchildren are going to be; which is the greater sin...judging and condeming others or smoking pot? Its your decision but it seems to me that the modern day churches and the members of those churches who have come to believe that in some way they are above others are the reason so many people turn from Christ. There is fine line between leading someone to the Lord and pushing them away. It is our heart, love and belief in Jesus Christ that changes us and makes us a better person, we do not become better people or christians by ranting and raving about all those we feel are "beneath" us. I urge you to pray and to meditate on your words, and the word of God. If we were all perfect then Jesus would not of had to die for us. For me personally I do not want anyone to listen to me speak the work of God if they do not sin or do not struggle with an addiction of any kind. The church is a hospital for sinners, not a hang out for perfect people. Some of the Lords greatest prophets were sinners, the way I see it....if you are good enought for the Lord you deserve my love and respect.

[avlong]

I really can't tell that this is a christian based forum. Really, arguing and name calling in the name of the Lord.....wow thats a new low. Also, if any of you really did any research on cannibas you would learn that is has been around ALOT longer than any of us and will be around long after we are gone. Also, cannabis, if used the way intented to be used has many medical benefits and the only harmful effect is the damage is does to the Lords temple, our body, as it goes into our lungs. It is meant to eaten and when done has many medical benefits and virtually no negative effects on the body. This forum is the perfect example as to what is wrong with christianity and the world today. To many "christians" who seem to know everything and to few followers of Jesus Christ who search for the truth. Bottom line....God created the heavens and the earth....and everything He created was and is good. Despite what the government says, oh and this is the same government who says its alright for two people of the same sex to be married, cannibis is not the same as crack, cocaine, meth, heroin, ice, lsd, pcp.... the list goes on. Once you become a child of God, you are to follow His law, not mans law. I will pray for everyone on this site that you will all find some sort of truth and peace after all isn't that what being a christian is all about....love and peace? Not hate and blasphemy as it seems to be becoming.

[Cursed]

Hello and welcome to God's Favorite Forum Ms. Avlong!

Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum."

Let us know all of the important stuff about you; what church you attend, how you came to find our Lord Jesus Christ, and your favorite Bible verse!

I hope we can be friends some day, praise God!

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by Cursed

Hello and welcome to God's Favorite Forum Ms. Avlong!

Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum."

Let us know all of the important stuff about you; what church you attend, how you came to find our Lord Jesus Christ, and your favorite Bible verse!

I hope we can be friends some day, praise God!

I think I can save Avlong the trouble, and save the rest of us from having to wait on the edges of our seats. I believe her introduction will go something like this:

"Hello, my name is Ms. Avlong (not Miss or Mrs., but "Ms." to show that I hate men), I used to only worship the Grateful Dead, but now God is in my life, as I attend a Unitarian Universalist church. I am unmarried, though I have born two children out of wedlock (different fathers, of course). I am currently unemployed and accepting hand-outs from the government, but I do keep busy doing lots and lots of research on the effects of cannabis, using myself and my children as test subjects."

[Faith_Machine]

I forgot to include what she'd say is her favorite Bible verse. Probably she'd quote something from A Course in Miracles or Seth Speaks instead.

[avlong]

I just got an infraction for promoting narcotics? Did you read my post? Upon exploring this site and the regulators profile, it is very obvious that these people are just a few of the ones I was talking about. You don't want the TRUTH you want to make yourselves look as though you are perfect and want everyone else to think you are something you are not. You think being white is holy and makes us better than others? you obviously do not read the same Bible I do. Jesus Himself wasn't white..........Please get a grip and open your hearts to the truth. Black people should all be slave? Really!!! WOW! The Bible warns of religious leaders who will try to twist His word and I believe that those running this site and Mr. Jedidiah you need HELP!

[Born Again Bob]

Originally Posted by avlong

Jesus Himself wasn't white

Der Friend,

How interesting! Chapter and verse citation to Biblical authority please?

Yours in Him,
bab

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by avlong

Jesus Himself wasn't white!

Please take a good look at my sermon on the subject HERE.