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Default Smoking Kracken: Latest Darwinist Goofiness - 10-12-2011, 01:37 AM

At the Berlin-Ichthyosaur State Park, there is a pattern of fossils that has baffled scienticians for as long as they have known about it.


What you are seeing here is the fossilized vertebrae of what what the Bible calls leviathan but scienticians call an ichthyosaur. What is unusual about this picture is the arrangement of these bones. Why are those vertebrae laid out like that instead of in a straight line?

Well, the scienticians finally thought up a theory which means they think they have it all figured out.

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In one of the strangest theories to find its way out of the staid world of paleontology in a long time, researchers claim a gigantic prehistoric octopus may have made a jigsaw-puzzle-like artwork out of its victims’ bones. ... McMenamin likens the proposed ancient octopus to the legendary “kraken,” an octopus-like sea monster with arms the length of ships and claimed to have prowled off the coast of Norway in the 1750s. ... The proposed Triassic kraken “could have been the most intelligent invertebrate ever,” say the researchers in their report. Even creepier: The arranged vertebrae resemble the pattern of sucker discs on an octopus tentacle, with each vertebra strongly resembling a sucker. In other words, the vertebral disc “pavement” seen at the state park “may represent the earliest known self portrait,” the report adds.
Excuse me for a moment, but

So this learned scientist can't understand why this leviathan's bones are laid out in this pattern, so he assumes a super-intelligent octopus that's even larger than a leviathan kills and eats one and then arranges its bones in this pattern to make a self portrait of the suckers on its tentacle.

Hold on, pardon me again.

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Of course, it’s the perfect Triassic crime because octopuses[sic] are mostly soft-bodied and don’t fossilize well. Only their small mouth parts are hard. So there is no physical evidence of an attacker.
That's right -- there is no physical evidence that this "kraken" ever existed, but these oh-so-rational scientists believe in it anyway.

Well, I can see what their agenda is here, and I bet you can see it too. Leviathan is the largest sea creature in the Bible, and there is plenty of physical evidence that it existed. The kraken, on the other hand, was the big sea creature to the pagan ancient Greeks, but there is ZERO physical evidence that any kraken ever existed. Now these scientists are trying to teach our public school children that this kraken existed, routinely ate leviathans, and made artwork out of their bones.

I'm finished laughing now. It's no longer a laughing matter. As absurd as it is, this has the potential to cause vulnerable children to think pagan mythologies are superior to a relationship with Jesus Christ.

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Default Re: Smoking Kracken: Latest Darwinist Goofiness - 10-12-2011, 02:00 AM

There is only one creature with the God given intelligence to lay these vertebrae out in this way and that is man. Around 5000 years ago when pre flood people happily coexisted with leviathans or dinosaurs I can easily see a couple of kids playing around with the bones and leaving them in this pattern. As soon as you accept the truth of the Biblical timeline then you don't have to make up 'Professor Octopus'.

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Default Re: Smoking Kracken: Latest Darwinist Goofiness - 10-12-2011, 02:02 AM

Do you see the wavy lines at the top right?

Job 41:1 Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down?
Job 41:20 Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron.

Clearly it the smoke that the bible speaks of when referring to the leviathan!

On to your point, are you surprised? Darwinists don't know what evidence is! You ask them for evidence, they pull out The Origin of Species. You tell them that something wrong in it, they say its not because Darwin said it. You say Darwin is wrong they say hes not because The Origin of Species says hes not. An infinite loop of logical fallacys


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Default Re: Smoking Kracken: Latest Darwinist Goofiness - 10-12-2011, 12:59 PM

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There is only one creature with the God given intelligence to lay these vertebrae out in this way and that is man. Around 5000 years ago when pre flood people happily coexisted with leviathans or dinosaurs I can easily see a couple of kids playing around with the bones and leaving them in this pattern. As soon as you accept the truth of the Biblical timeline then you don't have to make up 'Professor Octopus'.

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Those vertebrae are about the size of tractor tires, so it would have taken several kids to move each one. Speaking of tractor tires, those vertebrae are laid out a lot like the tires on the obstacle course on our playground. What we are looking at here is probably an antediluvian playground.

After all, we know that children exist, but there is no evidence at all for this so-called kraken, so Occam's razor tells us that your theory is superior.

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