MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part. |
![Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar](customavatars/avatar1567_3.gif) |
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
|
|
Posts: 6,639
Join Date: Jun 2007
|
|
The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
02-22-2015, 04:17 PM
Young men take note: feminists are lying, ladies do prefer bad boys.
So much that they will travel to a hellish warzone on the other side of the world, dodging Guantanamo bay all the way, to get at a bad boy:
http://www.jpost.com/Middle-East/Tee...n-Syria-391778
Teen 'jihadi brides' reportedly complete journey from Britain to Islamic State in Syria
(...)
Three British teens who fled their homes to join the Islamic State group are feared to have already crossed into Syria via the Turkish border, the Telegraph reported on Sunday.
Dubbed "jihadi brides", the three girls, students at a well-to-do school in east London, have been the focus of an international search involving British Intelligence whose sources have said that Shamima Begum, 15, Kadiza Sultana, 16, and Amira Abase, 15, arrived at the border on Friday in a vehicle driven by a Syrian male and, using Syrian identification cards, crossed into Tal Abyad, a town under the control of the Islamic State group.
(...)
There have been numerous cases of foreign fighters being recruiting by the Islamic State and multiple cases of young women and girls who have joined the group with the goal of becoming betrothed to a fighter.
Counter-Terrorism experts estimate that as many as 50 young Muslim women have traveled from Britain to Syria with this goal in mind.
So boys, next time a feminist tells you to cut your neckbeard, remember that what they're actually saying is that your beard is not long and dirty enough.
Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
|
![Joanna Lytton-Vasey's Avatar](customavatars/avatar57188_2.gif) |
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
|
|
Posts: 8,775
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
|
|
Re: The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
02-22-2015, 04:48 PM
This shows the danger of not home-schooling your children. However, I would like to take issue with this:
Quote:
Dubbed "jihadi brides", the three girls, students at a well-to-do school in east London
|
The Joorusalem Post has obviously never visited Bethnal Green which is, how can I put it, not exactly the most salubrious area of London. The most famous alumni of their school were the Kray twins.
Even in Syria these young women will be hard pressed to find any boys as "bad" as these, which will be a disappointment to them.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
|
![Virginia Day Templeton's Avatar](customavatars/avatar467_9.gif) |
Christ's Battle Axe
|
|
Posts: 2,777
Join Date: Dec 2006
|
|
Re: The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
03-02-2015, 02:29 PM
Women prefer terrorists over men who don't want to kill terrorists. Is anyone surprised? It's the same reason there are SS uniform fetishes and Nazi porn. It takes—pardon my English here—balls to shoot a child, throw a queer off a roof, behead a journalist, or build an IED, just like it takes muscles to toss bodies into a mass grave. Bin Laden may not be as sexy as GI Joe, but he sure beats Pajama Boy.
Every generation has an anti-war movement, and the goal is always the same: the spiritual castration of the American male.
|
![DylanGam's Avatar](images/avatars/snotty duck.jpg) |
Unsaved trash, not the sharpest tool in the shed
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 5
Join Date: Jun 2016
|
|
Re: The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
06-28-2016, 01:33 PM
Women prefer terrorists over men who don't want to kill terrorists. I'm surprised!
|
![WilliamJenningsBryan's Avatar](customavatars/avatar565_2.gif) |
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 9,361
Join Date: Jan 2007
|
|
Re: The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
06-28-2016, 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DylanGam
Women prefer terrorists over men who don't want to kill terrorists. I'm surprised!
|
Starting with that little problem with Eve in the Garden of Eden, God left specific instructions in the Bible (KJV1611) about how to deal with women when He kicked them out. While it's beyond the scope of this thread, you would do well to bone up on it - it's one of those problems in life and why we should listen to Jesus. What is pertinent here is that women not only should no have the right to vote, they are basically incapable of making their own decisions.
Quote:
Why Women Love Bad Boys, According to Science
Good girls love bad boys.
Zeynep Yenisey
Nov 12, 2015
Women can’t resist the sly smile and dark, sexy confidence of a bad boy. You know what we're talking about: that smoky, devil-may-care vibe of a James Dean or a Judd Nelson, cigarette hanging from the corner of their smirk, that exudes cool.
Thanks to science, we now know exactly why women love bad boys.
You can thank evolution, partly. A new study conducted at the Hospital Clinic of Barcelona analyzed data from 1,000 men and women with a broad spectrum of pathological personality traits. Participants were asked about their lifetime number of mates and children, job level, and income. The results revealed that both males and females who were pathologically reckless and impulsive attracted more lovers than people with average personalities. Even traits we think of as undesirable, like being neurotic or impulsive, tend to surface in highly successful men and women, "suggesting that such traits are not being weeded out by natural selection and actually may confer an evolutionary advantage," as Scientific American writes.So why is this? Lead researcher Fernando Gutiérrez suggests that certain traits are actually beneficial to your long-term success — and, in turn, your appeal to potential lovers. According to Gutiérrez, even obsessive-compulsive men were pretty darn successful at securing long-lasting mates because they tended to earn about twice as much as 'normal' subjects. We don’t even have to tell you why women love rich men.
It's not just about finding the right partner, though; women like bad boys because they’re downright fascinating. "While [pathological men] are selfish, rule-breaking, imprudent, and rebellious, they are also brave, temerarious, independent, and self-reliant—and they live frantic, galvanizing lives,” Gutierrez says. Bad boys are fun, and like Cyndi Lauper said, girls just want to have fun."Nice guys" just can’t offer women any of the thrills their dominant, leather jacket-wearing counterparts can.This research may apply to both men and women, but it's especially pronounced (and often overwhelming) among the ladies. According to research published Journal of Personality and Social Psychology back in 2012, women, in the week of ovulation, tend to become attracted to"sexy, rebellious and handsome men like George Clooney or James Bond," as study researcher study researcher Kristina Durante put it.
"Under the hormonal influence of ovulation, women delude themselves into thinking that the sexy bad boys will become devoted partners and better dads," explains Durante. "When looking at the sexy cad through ovulation goggles, Mr. Wrong looked exactly like Mr. Right." That means when the time is right, women literally can't help themselves around bad boys.
. . . .
http://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/why-w...d-boys-2015-11
|
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
|
![Titus Templeton's Avatar](customavatars/avatar23807_15.gif) |
Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 5,914
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Black Forrest, Germany
|
|
Re: The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
06-28-2016, 06:24 PM
Feminists are like frogs. The more colorful the more toxic.
|
![Kill_The_Jews's Avatar](customavatars/avatar62424_1.gif) |
Self-Hating Jew Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 6
Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: hiding my bar mitzvah presents
|
|
Re: The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
06-29-2016, 06:15 PM
I agree, these Muslim scum arẻ threatening Jesus and trying to kill humanity. Worse, most of these new recruits are actually Jewa and ***racial slur removed*** . They have decided to team against God'a love, that is why Hitler was a good man. He tried to remove these inferior from the face of the Earth but unfortunately other heretic whites decided to kill him. We must restore Nazism so the world can be removed of inferior scum and have the true White race come to power.
Last edited by Basilissa; 06-29-2016 at 07:23 PM.
Reason: We're not racists at Landover. We firmly believe that even folks of lesser races were created for a reason.
|
![Dr. Anthony J. Toole's Avatar](customavatars/avatar52917_1.gif) |
An old soul
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 5,234
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
|
|
Re: The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
07-02-2016, 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
Women prefer terrorists over men who don't want to kill terrorists. Is anyone surprised? It's the same reason there are SS uniform fetishes and Nazi porn. It takes—pardon my English here—balls to shoot a child, throw a queer off a roof, behead a journalist, or build an IED, just like it takes muscles to toss bodies into a mass grave. Bin Laden may not be as sexy as GI Joe, but he sure beats Pajama Boy.
Every generation has an anti-war movement, and the goal is always the same: the spiritual castration of the American male.
|
Sexuality and war-crimes are inextricably linked, exactly as you have pointed out Mrs. Templeton. A real, intact male follows his orders without question. He watches military propaganda videos like a true patriot, he stabs babies through the chest with his bayonet without hesitation and from thousands of feet above he will drop bomblets on villages that leave unexploded munitions in the ground for decades. Where would the world be without spiritually uncastrated men?
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
|
![Mary Etheldreda's Avatar](customavatars/avatar37855_2.gif) |
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,742
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
07-03-2016, 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Sexuality and war-crimes are inextricably linked, exactly as you have pointed out Mrs. Templeton. A real, intact male follows his orders without question. He watches military propaganda videos like a true patriot, he stabs babies through the chest with his bayonet without hesitation and from thousands of feet above he will drop bomblets on villages that leave unexploded munitions in the ground for decades. Where would the world be without spiritually uncastrated men?
|
Dr. Toole, I fear this semi-errotic post, while inspiring, may be spiritually dangerous to some of our younger, unmarried ladies. The potential to lie in bed at night while drifting off to sleep, thinking of such a manly specimen of God's Work, might tempt some of the younger ladies into impure thoughts. I'm not upset with you, but please do keep in mind the easily influenced mind of the younger ladies, the ones who are waiting for their future husbands to be led by Jesus to their father's door. It's not because I'm a cougar or anything, I'm not fantasizing about these enormously masculine qualities because you so clearly articulate them to the point I can almost feel the rough and yet tender fingers on my thigh. And it's not because I'm dissatisfied with Mr. Etheldreda's manhood. I just want to put that out there so no one gets the wrong impression. Sure, I'd like to be held just once by arms strong enough to rip the throat out of an enemy during an intense, sweaty, testosterone filled interrogation, but that's not why I'm replying. I'm happy with what the LORD has blessed me with. A good provider. I'm provided for. And I'm grateful. Even if his arms are just a little floppy, like Grover, only less furry. Anyway, I just think a little tact might be in order in the future. For the spiritual strength of the young ladies, you see. I do hope you understand.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
![Trump's Chosen Peopl's Avatar](customavatars/avatar64391_1.gif) |
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 3
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Kentucky
|
|
Re: The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
05-04-2017, 04:01 PM
Jerusalem*
|
![Naomi Ruth Lamb's Avatar](customavatars/avatar54109_3.gif) |
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 991
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: 1380 Apostle's Park Ct, Freehold
|
|
Re: The relationship secrets of Islamic State (ISIS) -
05-04-2017, 04:42 PM
Sister Mary,
Normally it peeves me to see old threads like this resurrected, but I must admit I share your emotions upon reading the deeply macho and incredibly graphic post left by our Brother Toole. In order to get my mind off it, I enjoyed my pie and a small glass of cooking sherry, then I entered my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel and prayed for an hour without ceasing.
I am curious, however, why you would compare this post to Mr. Etheldreda since he's hardly home anyway. I would imagine his fellowship with his "business" partners is satisfying for him - so much so that you suffer alone as a result.
Why not come to tea today with Sister Rebecca and I? If not today, do say you will join us sometime. And please let us know if we can serve you in any way at all. Anything.
God's blessings, dear!
NRL
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
![](https://www.landoverbaptist.net/cron.php?s=5c0be60a1c41c3c71fdc4196b08ca7af&rand=1713426602)
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|