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Default Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School - 01-27-2020, 10:28 PM
Dearest Isabella,

It’s not something I would personally ever do. I was just making a point about how homo it is to use artificial coloring in baking. The baker who made this young girl a rainbow cake was obviously homo and I can’t see how the mother didn’t realize it.

On a pretty unrelated note, I am now curious about the story of “the coat of many colors”. The one with Joseph. Is Israel gay for giving his favorite son a technicolor coat?

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Default Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School - 03-01-2022, 11:34 AM
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Secondly, why in the Sam Harris does a girl need to go to school?
I can help there. At school she can learn wood work, do an art class, play sport, learn how to talk to boys, how to do science, the names of the stars and the rules of the road. All good stuff, Jim

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I can help there. At school she can learn wood work, do an art class, play sport, learn how to talk to boys, how to do science, the names of the stars and the rules of the road. All good stuff, Jim
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It’s not something I would personally ever do.
I'm very glad to hear it! You sound like a good, God-fearing Christian girl who will make an excellent homemaker and mother and who will obey her husband in all things as the Bible requires. Speaking of which, your signature says you are 17 and unmarried. Why has your father not arranged a marriage for you? He has already wasted around four years of prime breeding time! Would you like one of our deacons to speak with him about this oversight?

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On a pretty unrelated note, I am now curious about the story of “the coat of many colors”. The one with Joseph. Is Israel gay for giving his favorite son a technicolor coat?
This is an excellent question--very astute for a female! Joseph had only one wife and only two children, and he became an icon of musical theater. So, I'm sad to say, there is a distinct possibility that he was a bit slinky in his sandals. Jews! What can you do?

The country of Israel, unfortunately, promotes gay "rights." We support them because God wants us to, but we hardly agree with all of their policies--for example, why is Israel so soft on the Arabs who terrorize them and try to steal Israeli land in the West Bank?

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your signature says you are 17 and unmarried. Why has your father not arranged a marriage for you?
Pheraphs her info are stuck like that because she is too busy losing weight before finding the correct husband. Not to disrespect Christian Ladies, but i don't think that every Christian man wants to marry a woman within the average American's size.


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