[Uncle Rutherford]

PSA: I found a pool of blood while cleaning the church as well as handprints of blood on the walls near Pastor Ezekiel’s office. Now, the pastor is a busy man so I felt the need to address the congregation directly about this.

Women, I know you bleed. It’s a disgusting habit all women do once a month. Is it too gat dang hard to shelter in your menstra hut while it happens? The church is supposed to be pristine and clean like a True Christian ™️ should be. Do not sully the church halls with your blood. Now, I already cleaned it up but let it be known if I find any women bleeding, I will have them accompany me all day while I watch them clean up their own mess. I work many many hours tirelessly to clean up around here and After the Coca Cola incident last year, I am on THIN patience with this. On that note, it would appear one of the Filipino boys Pastor Ezekiel cherishes so much has gone missing. If you find him, please return him to the church safely.

Have a good day,

Uncle T Rutherford.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Uncle Rutherford--All of us appreciate that you cleaned up such a mess. As to its cause, you are not in politics so you may not be aware of what has happened.

Just now in the Philippines the family of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos is returning to power. The son's nick name is "Bongbong." It's Bongbong on the head and you are dead.

The blood in the church and missing Filipino Zeke boy go together with the assassination of political opponents. Bongbong Marcos knows his business.

I think it best you keep a distance from Zeke's boys and don't say the word "Bongbong."

Explaining Bongbong Marcos’ high survey ratings | ABS-CBN News

[WWJDnow]

Ha ha ha ha! Bongbong sounds like the name of a monkey. Does he have a brother Bingbing by any chance? Filipinos are so stupid.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Uncle Rutherford--All of us appreciate that you cleaned up such a mess. As to its cause, you are not in politics so you may not be aware of what has happened.

Just now in the Philippines the family of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos is returning to power. The son's nick name is "Bongbong." It's Bongbong on the head and you are dead.

The blood in the church and missing Filipino Zeke boy go together with the assassination of political opponents. Bongbong Marcos knows his business.

I think it best you keep a distance from Zeke's boys and don't say the word "Bongbong."

Explaining Bongbong Marcos’ high survey ratings | ABS-CBN News

Oh my. I never would’ve thought the incidents to be related. Do filipino boys bleed between their legs to? I knew they weren’t in God’s image but oh boy. I know you’re trying to dissuade me, but this little factoid has me wanting to study them like a zoologist studies monkeys. Why, I say they are ALMOST as strange as the typical nigras that used to breed where I’m from.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

I know you’re trying to dissuade me, but this little factoid has me wanting to study them like a zoologist studies monkeys. Why, I say they are ALMOST as strange as the typical nigras that used to breed where I’m from.

I have observed the Filipinos but can't say I've studied like a professor would. Those that live in Zeke's mansion are handsome, well muscled and seem to oil their skin. I don't understand them. If you learn more about them please pass it along.

There is one thing I don't like about losing one of them. Every time one disappears Zeke seems to think he must return to the Philippines to get another. He is often gone for a while.

[Dennis Lukes]

I thought to myself, how can the flips be so stupid as to vote in the son of an evil dictator? But then I remember that we Americans voted for George W. Bush. And he was a great president descended from a pretty good one, so maybe Pingpong will be less corrupt than Ferdinand (Fongfong?)

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

There is one thing I don't like about losing one of them. Every time one disappears Zeke seems to think he must return to the Philippines to get another. He is often gone for a while.

You know how it is. When a sheep strays from the flock, the pastor must replace it with another lamb.

[robertclark1977]

Wouldn't that be his sister? Just a thought.

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Ha ha ha ha! Bongbong sounds like the name of a monkey. Does he have a brother Bingbing by any chance? Filipinos are so stupid.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

. . . Bongbong sounds like the name of a monkey. Does he have a brother Bingbing by any chance?

Originally Posted by robertclark1977

Wouldn't that be his sister?

No. Bajingo is the sister.

[robertclark1977]

Thank you, for some reason BangBang kept coming to my mind too. Shows what I know, ha!

Originally Posted by handmaiden

No. Bajingo is the sister.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by robertclark1977

Thank you, for some reason BangBang kept coming to my mind too. Shows what I know, ha!

Anybody know why they're calling their president Gangbang? Sounds really disrespectful and silly. Usually an oriental despot would slaughter a few tens of thousands of his subjects for dishonoring him so.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

No. Bajingo is the sister.

There was a filipino girl
Bajingo was her name-o
B A J I N G O
B A J I N G O
B A J I N G O
Bajingo was her name-o

[robertclark1977]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

There was a filipino girl
Bajingo was her name-o
B A J I N G O
B A J I N G O
B A J I N G O
Bajingo was her name-o

Thanks, now I'm going to have this going through my head the rest of the night! Ha!

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by robertclark1977

Thanks, now I'm going to have this going through my head the rest of the night! Ha!

Humming the melody from "Amazing Grace" or "Bringing in the Sheaves" usually helps.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

PSA: I found a pool of blood while cleaning the church as well as handprints of blood on the walls near Pastor Ezekiel’s office. . . After the Coca Cola incident last year, I am on THIN patience with this.

Dear Brother Rutherford, I don't know if anyone has shared this tip with you, but sometimes Coca Cola is useful in cleaning up blood.


I'll have to get back with you in regards to what works best for cleaning up a mix of Coca Cola and blood.

[robertclark1977]

Humming the melody from "Amazing Grace" or "Bringing in the Sheaves" usually helps.

Thank you for that advice. I feel a lot better!

[MitzaLizalor]

I can understand that Frenchmen are called Pierre and other European types go for Giovanni or Adolph, sure: why not? It's their language, weedy in vocabulary admittedly and not much good for expressing ideas other than the most parochial concepts better left at home, they can do what they like with it. Even if their children get laughed at sideways in the playground.

Hotman https://lampung.tribunnews.com/2022/08/24/terungkap-gaji-70-aspri-hotman-paris-hutapea-makin-dekat-makin-besar

Bambang https://www.kompas.com/stori/read/2022/08/23/140000079/biografi-susilo-bambang-yudhoyono-presiden-ke-6-indonesia

YK https://myfirstname.rocks/baby-names/yk (this link disabled due to superstitious content)

Actually I wouldn't recommend any of them: they're just there to show their names actually exist. The thing is, do parents really choose these names or are they transliterations of something else? Quite often, or regularly more accurately, I come across YK and always wonder, “Is that a handy spelling of a Chinese name easy for their foreigners (us) to pronounce? or does it represent is it the equivalent of a middle initial – and when I looked up "middle initial" I got a very C-minus selection so won't be including a link.” I do not believe any parents' observing their most recent progeny could evoke such names and must assume the latter.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Dear Brother Rutherford, I don't know if anyone has shared this tip with you, but sometimes Coca Cola is useful in cleaning up blood.


I'll have to get back with you in regards to what works best for cleaning up a mix of Coca Cola and blood.

I thought Coca Cola was supposed to be boycotted and banned within the confines of Freehold. Am I mistaken?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

I thought Coca Cola was supposed to be boycotted and banned within the confines of Freehold. Am I mistaken?

Honey, when you want to get rid of copious amounts of blood, listen to a woman. Who better to get advice from than women who stand in showers watching the equivalence of a Spartan battle wash down between our toes into the nether regions of the sewers? We wake up to mornings cleaning up sheets that would make Quentin Tarantino dizzy with ideas. We make shark attacks look like child's play. Don't ask, just follow directions and no one will ever see what you saw.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Honey, when you want to get rid of copious amounts of blood, listen to a woman. Who better to get advice from than women who stand in showers watching the equivalence of a Spartan battle wash down between our toes into the nether regions of the sewers? We wake up to mornings cleaning up sheets that would make Quentin Tarantino dizzy with ideas. We make shark attacks look like child's play. Don't ask, just follow directions and no one will ever see what you saw.

(Sigh). While a True Christian does have the best knowledge of how to clean up areas, I have to concede that True President Trump© supersedes authority. He wanted me to boycott Coca Cola last year and I must stay true to that. Besides, spit shinin’ the golden hallway got it out real good.