Fellow Christians, don't get me wrong here - Jesus hates Gamers, and so do I. This unfortunate part of our unemployed population, with their addled brains from consuming Cheetos and Red Bull cola, still live rent-free in their parent's basements - only occasionally emerging when the WiFi goes down or the power goes out.
If these useless dregs of humanity had any real interest in weapons, they'd get out from behind their gamer consoles, get some real fire arms training, and join a militia to protect our borders. Better yet, get a real job and contribute another few percentage points of GDP to Donald Trump's already great economy - but I digress.
We all know that Jesus has been targeting the corrupt Democrat run state of California with warnings to repent - everything from pestilence to drought, floods, mud slides, and earthquakes. Recently our government bureaucrats and scientists at NOAA, under the Godly leadership of Trump, have released a composite video of Jesus' smiting of the rampant sin and sodomy in California.
I have to admit it looks like great fun sitting behind Jesus' earthquake console.
Earthquakes of California: 1989 - 2019