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Default Re: Aleska's Intro - 02-07-2013, 04:09 AM

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Hello, I am also a non-believer. I would't rank my self as an athiest but more to the neutral stand.

As a thought to your statment. This dosen't seem to be something that you can prove with real science but rather with psychology study.


and with the insults, you just have to ignore them.
I joined 1 day ago and have since then only posted one topic. And as someone worte above, this is their territory, if we want answers we need to keep it calm.

They have during that time:
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  • Changed my topics title to something offensive against LBC
  • Changed my post
  • Changed my name, was earlier Tadeni Prutten but now is something totally diffrent
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  • Threaten to come to my home
sence when do dinosaurus speak, and win did theys get clothes ?
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Default Re: Aleska's Intro - 02-07-2013, 04:22 AM

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I'm on shaky ground here....
You're on very shaky ground. Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

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Default Re: Aleska's Intro - 02-07-2013, 09:10 AM

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sence when do dinosaurus speak, and win did theys get clothes ?
What are you talking about?

Now I am getting confused...


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Default Re: Aleska's Intro - 02-07-2013, 04:00 PM

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Hello, I am also a non-believer. I would't rank my self as an athiest but more to the neutral stand.

As a thought to your statment. This dosen't seem to be something that you can prove with real science but rather with psychology study.


and with the insults, you just have to ignore them.
I joined 1 day ago and have since then only posted one topic. And as someone worte above, this is their territory, if we want answers we need to keep it calm.

They have during that time:
  • Called me names
  • Changed my topics title to something offensive against LBC
  • Changed my post
  • Changed my name, was earlier Tadeni Prutten but now is something totally diffrent
  • Checked my IP up
  • Threaten to come to my home
You poor thing. You really are a perpetual victim, aren't you. They've never done anything mean to me. I mean they shout and they wail at me because I'm going to get married soon to my darling Shania and there's nothing they can do about it because I live in a forward thinking country.

They're just being honest about the contents of the bible. They don't realise that those of us who worship Jesus properly know which bits to disregard because they're just nasty and obviously written by bad men trying to keep women like slaves.

Won't you let me guide you to the right way to worship Jesus? He loves you, you know.




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Default Re: Aleska's Intro - 02-07-2013, 05:33 PM

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Hello, I am also a non-believer. I would't rank my self as an athiest but more to the neutral stand...
There is NO "neutral" stance. You have a belief about the existence of God, whether you wish to admit it or not. The only way to not have an opinion is to be unaware of the concept of God.

It's easy: do you live your life as if God is real? If so, you're theist. If not, you're atheist.

Don't worry about offending anyone here by saying you don't believe.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

Refusing to state your beliefs (or even admit them to yourself) just pisses Jesus off:

Revelation 3:16 "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."


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Default Re: Aleska's Intro - 02-08-2013, 04:10 PM

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You poor thing. You really are a perpetual victim, aren't you. They've never done anything mean to me. I mean they shout and they wail at me because I'm going to get married soon to my darling Shania and there's nothing they can do about it because I live in a forward thinking country.

They're just being honest about the contents of the bible. They don't realise that those of us who worship Jesus properly know which bits to disregard because they're just nasty and obviously written by bad men trying to keep women like slaves.

Won't you let me guide you to the right way to worship Jesus? He loves you, you know.
If that is true, wow. That is wonderful, It seems that the mini bullying have stopped now, the posts haven't changed and my name haven't been changed again yet (in 2nd change now). Regarding your marrige, I wish you best of luck in your future endevorus.

Well, I have no problem with their honesty, its the hate against me as just standing neutral. I dont dispise GOD or belive in GOD.
And I have been a non-beliver in all my life, I will probobly not summit to religion anytime soon.


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There is NO "neutral" stance. You have a belief about the existence of God, whether you wish to admit it or not. The only way to not have an opinion is to be unaware of the concept of God.

It's easy: do you live your life as if God is real? If so, you're theist. If not, you're atheist.

Don't worry about offending anyone here by saying you don't believe.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

Refusing to state your beliefs (or even admit them to yourself) just pisses Jesus off:

Revelation 3:16 "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."
Yes there is a neutral stand, I know because I am one of them. I have no belief in GOD but I am not against other who are christian or of any other religion. But if members feel it be more appropiet calling me an atheist, sure, I can go with that.

And some here on this site has already take some of my words offensive, I am still not sure why but it was never my intention.

What you do mean with refusing to state my beliefs?


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If that is true, wow. That is wonderful, It seems that the mini bullying have stopped now, the posts haven't changed and my name haven't been changed again yet (in 2nd change now). Regarding your marrige, I wish you best of luck in your future endevorus.

Well, I have no problem with their honesty, its the hate against me as just standing neutral. I dont dispise GOD or belive in GOD.
And I have been a non-beliver in all my life, I will probobly not summit to religion anytime soon.




Yes there is a neutral stand, I know because I am one of them. I have no belief in GOD but I am not against other who are christian or of any other religion. But if members feel it be more appropiet calling me an atheist, sure, I can go with that.

And some here on this site has already take some of my words offensive, I am still not sure why but it was never my intention.

What you do mean with refusing to state my beliefs?
Oh no, dear. You cannot go about not believing in Jesus. He loves you too much to let you not believe in Him. It's just you have to believe in Him in the right way. These people are just wrong about how Jesus wants us to be because they follow a bible that was twisted by men to hate women. Modern feminist preachers like me have seen through this and are ready to guide you in how to follow Jesus in the right ways. We know how to get the right meaning out of the bible. It doesn't have to be hateful at all.

The only thing that makes sense is to join a feminist church and learn about how Jesus wanted you to treat women well and to respect people who are gay.




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The only thing that makes sense is to join a feminist church and learn about how Jesus wanted you to treat women well and to respect people who are gay.
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Don't tell me even you think Jesus hated gays? He loved everyone.




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Don't tell me even you think Jesus hated gays? He loved everyone.
Which corner of the Bible do you hold when you dip the entire thing in wite-out?



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Default Re: Aleska's Intro - 02-08-2013, 05:06 PM

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Which corner of the Bible do you hold when you dip the entire thing in wite-out?
You just need to have a bit of discernment. God is obviously a God full of love and giving so He has to love people for how He made them.

I wouldn't expect someone who doesn't believe in Jesus to really understand the joy of thinking long and hard about our Lord and coming to understand which bits of the bible are truly accurate and which have been corrupted by hateful men.

A more feminist perspective makes the bits of the bible where Jesus loves women and shows that they should be treated with love and respect shine forth.




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Default Re: Aleska's Intro - 02-08-2013, 05:22 PM

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...I wouldn't expect someone who doesn't believe in Jesus to really understand the joy of thinking long and hard about our Lord and coming to understand which bits of the bible are truly accurate and which have been corrupted by hateful men...
It's this bit: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

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If that is true, wow. That is wonderful, It seems that the mini bullying have stopped now, the posts haven't changed and my name haven't been changed again yet (in 2nd change now). Regarding your marrige, I wish you best of luck in your future endevorus.
Friend, there has been no "mini bullying." You say you don't despise God, and yet you speak as if you despise Him, everything He said, and everything He promotes as good and moral. By arguing with those who speak on His behalf (by sharing what He said in the Holy Bible), you are essentially calling God a liar and a scoundrel. What you think of as "mini bullying" is simply protecting the real victim here - Sweet Baby Jesus. Now, please stop whining all over another person's introduction thread, and simply say hello. That's good manners in civilized society.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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It's this bit: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

Thanks for your condescension, btw, tho it's really not necessary.
Even so, only benighted people still believe in a literal, straightforward reading of any text; the last few decades of theory in literary criticism have shot down that concept.


The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.
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These people are just wrong about how Jesus wants us to be because they follow a bible that was twisted by men to hate women.
True Christians™ follow the Holy Bible as written because that is the Revealed Word of God, not the Implied Word of God. We know the LORD has protected and will protect the Holy Bible from being twisted by men who hate. I mean, just look at the Roman Catholic Church who twisted the Holy Bible for some 1500 years before the LORD said ENOUGH! He will NOT be mocked (not for too long, anyway).

Anyway, we when God originally inspired men to write His Word, it was God-breathed and inerrant. Nothing about that has changed (2 Timothy 3:16-17; John 17:17. If you accuse the Holy Bible of hating women, you must accuse God of hating women, for the Holy Bible has not, and will not change. (Matthew 5:18).

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Modern feminist preachers like me have seen through this and are ready to guide you in how to follow Jesus in the right ways. We know how to get the right meaning out of the bible. It doesn't have to be hateful at all.

The only thing that makes sense is to join a feminist church and learn about how Jesus wanted you to treat women well and to respect people who are gay.
Feminism is a counterfeit solution to the real issue of the vanity and self-importance of women in a sinful society. Feminism is based in arrogance, and it is the opposite of the call to the True Christian™ woman to be a servant. The actions of the modern, militant feminists are geared to cause women to rise up and rebel against the order that God has given to mankind. As Brother Ekman explains,

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The feminists want a Brave New World-like society, where the family doesn't exist and the big government raise our children. Everyone is required to have social "competence" and worship the global state. There are no universal facts, everything is contexts.

Feminists claim they want more freedom and security for women. But they deny womens right to live according to Bible and even the right to spank their own kids. And lesbian rape (which is twice as horrible as an ordinary rape) incidents are on the rise. My beautiful daughters are hands down more safe in the company of men than in the company of smelling short-haired dykes.

Feminists are also in bed with Big Pharma, which drug innocent children with insulin, zoloft, zopiklon and ritalina. The vaccine to their latest made-up disease, cervical cancer, is expected to bring in billions of dollar to fund tearing families apart.

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Even so, only benighted people still believe in a literal, straightforward reading of any text;...
So, an all-powerful, all-knowing, all-seeing being, capable of creating the entire universe, is incapable of clearly stating His requirements for mankind's salvation? Why do you worship such an inherently flawed being?

If the Bible is open for interpretation according to each reader's whim, what point does it serve at all?

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And the last few MILLENIA of scientific research have shot down the concepts of a seven-day creation, immaculate conception, resurrection, talking animals, flat planets, etc. but you're still here.


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So, an all-powerful, all-knowing, all-seeing being, capable of creating the entire universe, is incapable of clearly stating His requirements for mankind's salvation? Why do you worship such an inherently flawed being?

If the Bible is open for interpretation according to each reader's whim, what point does it serve at all?



And the last few MILLENIA of scientific research have shot down the concepts of a seven-day creation, immaculate conception, resurrection, talking animals, flat planets, etc. but you're still here.
Is that cynicism I'm hearing? Are you the token athiest? Or just kept around as sort of a pet.
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Is that cynicism I'm hearing? Are you the token athiest? Or just kept around as sort of a pet.
He's a foul God mocking piece of filth. I'm amazed he isn't banned. Pastor Ezekiel's knowledge of God's plan is superior to mine, so I guess I have to trust him that one day the God mocker will be saved.



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Is that cynicism I'm hearing?...
It's exasperation with people who cannot accept that words have specific meanings, and that when arranged properly, convey clear messages, whether we like what they say or not.

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Fixed your spelling, but that's the most polite way I've been described here in a long time, so thanks, I guess.


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Fixed your spelling, but that's the most polite way I've been described here in a long time, so thanks, I guess.

.....I never seem to correctly spell that vile word.
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