[alex.siegel]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

If you can go either way, then why not go the way that leads to eternal life and not the way that ends in everlasting damnation?

Because it's retarded and I don't want to have such dumb rules to follow. Lobsters are delicious, I don't want to have to stop. And the whole story is completely ridiculous.

A sky master created the world in 6 days and them impregnated a virgin whom gave birth to a magical baby who cured incurable diseases, and then people wrote it down and simply say that they are right, and expect us to believe them.

Seems legit.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by 420wakeandbake69

I'll answe all of your questions.



I came here because of a coincidence. Life happened to generate on Earth. It was very unlikely to happen, but Earth is simply the perfect environment for life to exist on.

Yes. I believe everything is coincidental.

Yes, I do. Judaism has been around way longer than Christianity, and you still refuse to acknowledge it. Age is not a measure of truth.

Science books change so often because people are constantly making new and groundbreaking discoveries. However all basic laws stay the same. We're never going to disprove Gravity because it's already been proven. Not everything changes. The Bible hasn't changed because most people who choose to follow it literally are ignorant and themselves refuse to change everything.

God has nothing to gain, because he isn't real. The Bible is a set of species written by a group of people to try and produce a set of rules that Mankind should follow. There was no Diety involved.

I see, you just happened to type in the address bar http://www.landoverbaptist.net
People like you refuse to accept that God has a hand in everything. You are just too scared to refuse to obey your master, Satan.
I'll pray for you friend. We all will. One day, you will wake up and see The Truth®.

[alex.siegel]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

I see, you just happened to type in the address bar http://www.landoverbaptist.net
People like you refuse to accept that God has a hand in everything. You are just too scared to refuse to obey your master, Satan.
I'll pray for you friend. We all will. One day, you will wake up and see The Truth®.

I didn't just happen to type this into the address bar. My friend sent me this link, citing how ubelievably stupid you all are. I think that's an unfair statement. You people have been nothing but civil and kind, and I thank you for that.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by 420wakeandbake69

Because it's retarded and I don't want to have such dumb rules to follow.

So now you're insulting the mentally handicapped and making fun of our religious convictions. How can you live with yourself?

Lobsters are delicious, I don't want to have to stop.

Eating lobster is an abomination onto the Lord, but that doesn't mean you have to stop.

And the whole story is completely ridiculous.

Typical atheist. You offer up no proof that you're right, you just state your critical opinion.

A sky master created the world in 6 days and them impregnated a virgin whom gave birth to a magical baby who cured incurable diseases, and then people wrote it down and simply say that they are right, and expect us to believe them.

Actually, that's a pretty good summary, although I'd use the word "holy" rather than "magical." Maybe the time you've spent here arguing with us hasn't been a total waste.

Seems legit.

Amen.

You people have been nothing but civil and kind, and I thank you for that.

Of course we're kind and civil. After all, as the Bible says, God is love.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by 420wakeandbake69

I didn't just happen to type this into the address bar. My friend sent me this link, citing how ubelievably stupid you all are. I think that's an unfair statement. You people have been nothing but civil and kind, and I thank you for that.

Oh, so you lied before. Tell me friend, (or are you just going to lie again) which of your previous comments were true and what ones did you do 'just to annoy the stoopit Christians'?
See, we are quite used to monkeys flinging their poo at us. God washes us in His blood so your persecutions are welcomed.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

[crispybrain]

Oh, because it's written in a book, therefore it must be true, duhh

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by crispy

Oh, because it's written in a book, therefore it must be true, duhh

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.